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There have been many others, but Jeremy Brett is my Sherlock.

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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 58m

John Wick standing at a Thomas Cook currency exchange in Des Moines International Airport, trying to explain to the bored 22 year-old that his gold coins are very valuable. Twenty minutes later, he's trying the same argument at the Alamo counter.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 55m

These are my sons, Beremundo and Chorche.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14h

You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 15h

Doc says Mom’s brittle bones can’t take another fall, so we moved her into a bouncy castle.

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 11h

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 11h

Show me on this playlist where Bob Dylan hurt you

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 22h

Always the anecdotist, never the raconteur.

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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

I really fucking hate it when my liege heeds not my measured counsel, leaning rather upon the superstitions of augurs and temple priests :(

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 23h

How to become a pilot: Step 1: Buy a plane. Step 2:

WW2-era book titled: How To Fly An Airplane

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I want a dog that looks like David Crosby and a cat that looks like Neil Young. Maybe sometimes they kiss.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sorry I burned a bacon-scented candle in your mindfulness room.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sad news, my last purchase did not drastically change my life or fill the gaping hole in my beleaguered soul.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you live on some rich person's boat without permission that's squyachting and it's very cool

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On a scale of 1 to A.J. Simon, how punchable in the face are you

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm looking back over my life and I'm seeing a lot of plot holes.

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The top dad on my block makes his own charcoal.

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not my plastic aquarium, not my sea monkeys.

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Ixnay!” I trumpet, alerting the HOA that I’m a bilingual naysayer.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting yourself into a top loading dumpster isn't the real problem. Getting OUT of the top loading dumpster is the problem. (Not a metaphor. Okay, could be a metaphor.)

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Absolutely getting this. One of the few, rare perfect albums. Every note, every lyric: perfect. Top 5 albums of all time.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

omg do i have to do everything around here

a search bar with: swede caroline bork bork bork

No results found for “swede caroline bork bork bork”.

Try a different search term.

Learn more about how to use advanced search.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I was a child, I always knew I wanted to grow up to be scolded on the internet by strangers.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've decided to let the weather be a surprise.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I got yer scungilli right here" I say, grabbing my conch.

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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

LIFE HACK: become unreachable

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I like my hats like I like my ramen: top

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The young people don't know what it was like in the raw, Internet free world to not have melba toast specific content in your pocket at all times.

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m blanketing the city, tucking in the pure of heart.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry I can’t work anymore today I need just lie here on the new mattress

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ʰᵒᵗ ᵇᵃˡˡˢ

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Excessive rainfall is stored in the balls

a weather pattern map that looks like balls & penis

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There are twelve gals named Shenandoah at this Buc-ee’s.

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Aq’ab’al @thesixthcourier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The antenna between my ears says “hello” to the antenna between yours

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you lived in a town called Margaritaville, how could your salt shaker be "long-lost?" Like, dude, it was just Friday and I know your ass wasn't sober. Clean up your counter and check again.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What do you guys do to break-in new Carhartts? I taunt bison in Yellowstone haha I haven’t bought new clothes since the Clinton administration

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This one time I was standing in line at the Kohl's return counter. The woman ahead of me (she was probably 80) was returning a couple of big, colorful bras. When she was all set she turned, looked me square in the eye, and winked at me.

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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

oh... oh no. Still kinda broken from that one in early Sept.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I must have been 8 or 9 when my parents sat me down to explain there is no Michelin Man.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A warm, soothing, buttery bowl of butter.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What's that you say? October starts Thursday? I think you mean second summer 😭 😭 😭

Weather for Pasadena, CA - October 1-7: 90F, 97F, 103F, 103F, 98F, 95F, 98F

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do three things today: 1. Buy a coffee for the person behind you in line 2. Leave a 25% tip at a restaurant 3. Design and build a Plattenbau-style apartment house in Wiesbaden

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We may be subjects of a galactic empire and just not know it. The crickets didn't know they were in the Roman Empire.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one time my grandma used an american express traveler’s check to buy a live bald eagle from sears.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Algonquin K Farquhar's World Famous Authentic Old World Oyster Stuffing Recipe: 1. Three dozen raw oysters on the half shell 2. Pitcher of cold beer. Feeds one.

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