The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 8hAI Name Changed To SI (Super Intelligence) With New Motto "To Serve Man™️" 2146
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"I hear you bro, the Houthis suck big time, but we're out of ammo." 0405
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Waffle House To Feature New Breakaway Folding Chairs Like They Use In Wrestling 1288
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Elon Musk Abandons Mars Program To Focus On Repopulating Earth 0153
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Susan Collins Very Concerned Susan Collins Might Be Corrupt 28330
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kool-Aid Man Dead After Trying To Catch Ceremonial First Pitch 1263
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trump's Sniper Arch To Feature Outlet Mall, Food Court, And Interactive Conspiracy Experience 04813
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Scientist Isolates Genetic Trait Capable Of Digesting American Beef 0122
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 21/09/2026President Threatens Pumpkin Spice Tariffs If Republicans Lose Midterms 2195
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Don Jr Accidentally Calls Russian Oligarch "Dad" At His Wedding. Quickly Looks Away Like It Didn't happen. 24212
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kash Patel Stops Answering Questions On Advice Of Counsel 27720
Reposted by The DripThe Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 31/01/2026John Fetterman's Top Policy Advisor Increasingly Erratic 311719
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 18/09/2026President Finds Out There's Even More Countries In The Mideast He's Never Heard Of 0305
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Trump Proposes "Just Not Paying Our Debt" "This is why the man is a genius", fawns Mike Johnson 3376
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Praying Mantis Lets Mate Live After He Does That One Thing She Prayed For 0216
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Commerce Sec Claims 100,000 Foreigners Queued To Pay $5 million For Citizenship. Also Claims He Never Saw Epstein After Epstein's Sex Offender Conviction Except For A Bunch Of Times He Forgot About & Never Traded On Inside Oil Futures Info Even Though He's Commerce Secretary But Is Incredibly Lucky. 3245
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mr Met Forced To Explain That His Hat Is Part Of His Head 0295
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026President's $5000 Voter Bribe Already Worth Less than $4900 0326
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Man Promises Free Money To Anyone Who Helps Him Fight Socialism 27420
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Majority Of Americans Would Like Scott Bessent To Wipe That Look Off His Face 35611
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 09/09/2026President Recounts Heroism Of 9/11 Firemen Who Carried Him To Safety After He Left His Office To See If He Had The Tallest Building In New York City 27012
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Man Legally Dead For 5 Minutes Saw Family Come To Greet Him. Then They Argued About Who Got To Say Hi First. Then They Forgot About Him While Continuing To Argue. "I was never afraid to die. Now I'm terrified." 0306
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Encouraged By Popularity Of Lake Ontario, Mapquest Doubles Down On Cartography Tradition With Interactive Map Of Active Oklahoma Territory Watering Holes 0152
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Man Forced to Binge "Designing Women" When Remote Dies Channel Surfing 0233
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Realtor Says Dead Body In Warehouse Adds Authenticity 1263
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Robot Dog Equipped With Shock Gloves Pretends To Be Bad Boy. Enjoys Being Dominated. 0112
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Native Californian's Mystery Lump Diagnosed As Mosquito Bite 0132
Reposted by The DripThe Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Flat Earthers Fearful Of Greenland: "Too close to Earth's edge" 05611
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Congressman To Conduct Internal Probe After Stock Tips Proved Unprofitable "Why am I even in this job?" 0458
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Darlene Graham Ekes Our Victory In Senate GOP Primary. Promises To Prioritize Every South Carolina Community From Raleigh To Charlotte. 1226
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Guitar Student Convinces Himself B Minor Chord "Goddam Impossible And Not In Many Songs Anyway" 2246
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026GOP's Fight Against Socialism Heavily Dependent On Begging For Donations 0328
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Man Keeps Looking For Right Time To Tell Family He Doesn't Like Ted Lasso" 626115
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Treasury Secretary Assures Moderator America's K Shaped Economy Presents Low probability Of Hunting The Poors 1283
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Pentagon Orders Naval Recruits To Train In The Filth Of Trump's Reflecting Pool 0194
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Trump's Response To Reporter Fails To Set Nation At Ease: "WE'RE NOT OUT OF BOMBS, YOU'RE OUT OF BOMBS!" 1225
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Hoping To Simplify Foreign Policy, Trump Searches For Monosyllabic Countries To Bomb 1356
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Statement From Senator Mitch McConnell: "I consider it unfair to voters to replace a deceased senator this close to an election." 0292
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Gas Prices Lowest They've Been All Day. Stock Market Rallies. 0133
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Phillies Outfielder Brandon Marsh Walks To Team Bus With Field Of Dreams Souvenir Corn 0102
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 15/08/2026President Signs Executive Order Renaming John F Kennedy, John F Trump 1548
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Tropical Storm "Fucknuts" Completely Out Of Control -"𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙧𝙝𝙮𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙" 0328
The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 13/08/2026President Leaves Vulnerable Journalists Alone With RFK Jr 2448
