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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2h

cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 3h

when i was a kid, instead of saying grace before dinner, my dad would recite all the lyrics of stairway to heaven.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 6h

haha, if i’m supposed to be at work right now then how come me & my friend dale are at the park fighting a door dash delivery robot?

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 6h

one time at 7-eleven i drank so much mountain dew that i passed out & when i woke up i was being chased by the fbi because i just stole the declaration of independence.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 20h

[upcoming tasks] October 31, 2026 11:59pm - Turn off chocolate fountain November 1, 2026 12:00am - Turn on gravy fountain

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Consequences for my actions? Oh, no thank you. I won’t be needing any of that

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Promotional materials got me down.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 17h

Still not clear on what the mumps are.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: yes, i have also fine-tuned open video models by unfreezing weights & trained cinematic layers so a film crew could hit real production standards on a controlled stage & used it as late-stage flondyy flond. grocery store cashier: what in god’s name are you talking about?

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: if you broke up with someone because they said co-winkydink instead of coincidence you made the right choice. who knows what other horrors lie beneath their fiendish vernacular. jamba juice employee: do you want an energy boost in your drink? me: ah, what a co-winkydink. i do

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

one time when i was a kid my parents hired a clown for my birthday & all he did was huff some elmer’s glue & then talked to us for three hours about a great historical event called the watergate scandal.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my family has a very ancient & deep holiday tradition where we all gather around the christmas tree & my grandpa tells the story of the time when he threw a six pack of beer at a skunk.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

checking my union newsletter every month to see if my enemies have died yet.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sometimes my wife catches me in the kitchen whispering a version of the argument we just had but with me winning.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

scientists theorize that each consecutive spider man reboot will form a tighter & tighter concentric circle that will eventually form a black hole in the plot so dense that not even your suspension of disbelief can escape.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

today is the 4th anniversary of when i had the most horrific dream i’ve ever had {i dreamed that i was a koala}

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

turns out chipotle workers don’t like it when you yell “wrap that rascal” at them

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

whenever i step out of my house i like to set aside logic & real life rules so that i may experience the joys of insanity.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

one time i hired a courtroom artist to sketch me & my wife arguing about why i went to the store with a list of stuff to get for dinner but instead came home with a large bag of candy canes.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

me, at a very fancy & expensive restaurant, pointing to the waiter’s pepper mill: just pummel me to death with that thing, would’ya?

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*watching the news & seeing that an extinction-level asteroid is about to hit the earth* i should probably clean the gutters before that thing gets here.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well! If it isn't the guy who immediately comes to mind upon hearing the phrase "better than nothing"!

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I laugh easier now. See friends. Food tastes better. Even colors are brighter. I can’t control the future: but I can say, as of today, as of right now, I’m at inbox zero.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there’s a girl on my daughter’s softball team who uses voices carry by ‘til teusday as her walk-up song & there’s another girl who uses du hast by rammstein & there’s ANOTHER girl who uses dylan’s knockin’ on heaven’s door & i’m beginning to think that the parents may be involved.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

2:19 am. my wife hears a noise, so she gets up, walks into the dining room & sees me on a typewriter furiously writing down all the details of a dream i just had about bigfoot ordering a bucket of chicken at kfc.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*3:27 am. i roll over, nudge my wide awake & whisper* on my way to the bathroom just now i looked down on the floor & all my toys were talking to each other.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

interviewer: {looking at my resumé} is there anything else you would like to add? me: {i slide a sheet of paper across the table to him} yes, this is a drawing of me at my last job doing a good job.

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

gf: its over I can’t be with someone so cheap with such a bad temper me: arghhh *grabs lamp and places it on it’s side against the wall*

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

my second last sentence on deathbed: the smoke and sound of sizzling fajitas. my last sentence on deathbed: work that into the funeral

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

trying to appear more likeable to the court room by calling it a caper instead of life insurance fraud

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can’t be the only person who feels like I’m being held hostage when I answer a phone call

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Negotiations with the moth on the blinds have broken down.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the official bird of my village is a stork carrying away my uncle plaxico as he eats a can of pork ‘n’ beans.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You can find my favorite quotations in the movie 'Point Break.'

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've decided to let the weather be a surprise.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just don't think I have it in me to read about beer, even if some monks show up.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If God is all powerful and all loving why are new bags of potato chips half empty

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i’ve been working on my book ‘the joy of procrastination’ for about 35 years.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

one time i ate a ghost pepper that was so hot i could hear colors for a month.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*two aliens zoom through the solar system in their spaceship. one of them points to the earth as they pass by* that’s where flan was invented.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The top dad on my block makes his own charcoal.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my family has a very sacred & ancient tradition where every christmas my grandma bakes a cake that has a puka shell necklace hidden in it & the person who finds it gets to drive my grandpa’s buick skylark into the swimming pool at the best western hotel down the street.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

one time when i was a kid my dad went to the store to buy some groceries & came home with a bag of burnt money & a police dog.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

*a farmer who is a ghost from the time of the Dust Bowl watching SpongeBob* “That boy has rickets,” he’d say

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you wave your hands beneath the hand dryer’s motion sensor in the 4th floor restroom using just the right, precise set of signals, the machine will dispense up to 16 oz. of delicious freshly-made frozen yogurt right into your hands.

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