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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 21h

I “got stuck” behind the drawers today. Everyone had to come help me so I felt awkward telling them I wasn’t stuck, I was just being a little shit

an orange cat is being snuggled on a halloween blankie with one paw extended toward the camera. you can tell by his facial expression that he has recently been a little shit causing trouble

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Imagine being a healthcare provider and a botched “death penalty” victim is brought into your ER. This is so depraved

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026

My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛

a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings down

two crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish sky

a crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extended

a crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saturday night. Thinking about a theoretical mask optional party in west Massachusetts. We are not allowed to discuss this topic at work anymore

an orange cat is bathed in orange light, on a halloween blankie, not wearing a mask because he is a cat and that’s not a thing cats need to do

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The thing about kangaroos is that there’s something just inherently very funny about an animal that can punch you

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 11/09/2026

This is @jortsthecat.bsky.social- I'm posting from Brett's android. They let a cat in the hospital. Don’t ask how I got into California He wants everyone to know how much he appreciated the support on the lead up, surgery went great and the nurses are very proud of him bsky.app/profile/band...

An amazing photo of Brett (Bert) in the hospital. He looks vibrant and resilient in his dapper hospital gown and his IV is very dashing

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We would not be able to feed ourselves or our cats without farm workers! Please follow and support @ufw.bsky.social this Labor Day. 🥣

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Oregon Trail reboot that the world needs right now. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

Black and white photo of three dark tabby kittens, one lighter, tabby, and one white kitten sitting inside of a miniature covered wagon.

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The world is bereft to have lost Dolly Parton

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/08/2026

Next LA Mayors Debate:

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I don’t know who licked your spoon. If this conversation could result in disciplinary action I respectfully request that Jean be present before you start comparing my tongue to the lick marks

an orange cat is sitting politely but defiantly while someone holds a spoon up to his face as though to compare snoot size to lick marks. It’s possible the spoon has been licked, or it could just be a smudge

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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This account is one of my favorites on this site. It is so important to highlight these stories and think about who puts food on our tables.

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Jess Liotta 🍄 @jessliotta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I WOULD NEVER INTERFERE WITH MY SHRIMP’S UNION ACTIVITIES; I hereby voluntarily and happily recognize UCMKA (United Crustaceans of the Mushroom Kingdom Aquariums) and look forward to working with them

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It is an unfair labor practice for an employer to spy on a union organizing meeting. If the shrimps you employ wish to hold meetings you cannot interfere in any way

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I always take a photo of the "Patients of the Day" board at the vet so I can look at them later. Here are some of my recent favorites: Handsome Dan Trudy Noodle Shadow Lord Eddie Van Halen Professor Waffles Big Fuzzy Ketchup Towbar Starfox Enya Miss Pickles Little Guy Ron Sneaky Pete Simétrico

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My coworkers were looking at pictures of me and the new guy said this photo “serves fart”

an orange cat is on the floor with his tail slightly lifted and an unbothered expression on his face

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

We’re all good cats here. Things can be hard but even so, we are doing great at being good cats

an orange cat is intensely sleepy while snuggling a person

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 25/07/2026

This is highly skilled work because you need to know the vines and terroir. I interviewed vintners a few years ago and they all talked about welcoming the same workers back year after year.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 24/07/2026

Can now publicly say we did not sign LeBron James due to not having a basketball team.

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/07/2026

But we can't afford food for our neighbors.

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Sure RFK gave us all diarrhea but what do we expect from a guy who eats roadkill. Grow up

an orange cat is making a weird face with his lips pursed and his tongue out very far. he is in a blankie nest

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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"Until then, Furnari is left with a 6ft 4in statue of a renowned racist, which he has spent $100,000 making, and which no one wants to buy." I can't stop laughing

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The year is 1894. The porters are on strike

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Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Who up talking to the mold spores they keep telling me to bite people

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Hahaha remember the cop bee video? lmao so good

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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Many areas including NY, WI and MI have extremely poor air quality due to wildfire smoke. While public health agencies advise people to stay indoors and avoid strenuous activity, farm workers are out working in these conditions. 1/

watch duty screenshot showing terrible air quality from the canadian border across much of the northeast and midwest

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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

When a cat is a prophet

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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 12/07/2026

The heel turn you’re about to see from the right after a week of justifying the *murder* of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo to condemning people in the left for even talking about Lindsey Graham…

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Michelle Travis @samuraiko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

*gestures a la the Will Smith meme in the direction of Mitch's office* "See? It's not so difficult! Simple statement. Straightforward, declarative, no ambiguity."

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pressreleases.urbanmilwaukee.com @pressreleases.urbanmilwaukee.com · 09/07/2026

Wisconsin DOJ Joins Amicus Brief in United Farm Workers V. United States Department of Labor to Protect Wages for Domestic and H-2A Farmworkers

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Wisconsin DOJ Joins Amicus Brief in United Farm Workers V. United States Department of Labor to Protect Wages for Domestic and H-2A Farmworkers

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AG Rob Bonta @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov · 08/07/2026

We’re supporting @ufw.bsky.social in their fight against the Trump Admin’s rule attempting to lower the wages and working conditions of farmworkers. Farmworkers deserve fair pay and dignity, and we urge the court to put a stop to this rule once and for all. oag.ca.gov/news/press-r...

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Attorney General Bonta Continues to Stand for Farmworkers’ Rights

Files amicus brief in United Farm Workers v. United States Department of Labor to prevent lower wages for domestic and H-2A Farmworkers OAKLAND — California Attorney General Rob Bonta today co-led a c...

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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

🚨 PECO STRIKE ENDS 🚨 After three days on the picket lines, PA’s IBEW 614 have declared victory in their historic strike against PECO. Members still need to ratify the new contract but the union is hailing it as a big win for wages, pensions, benefits, and more. Read their statement below: