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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 11h
bill belichick, mumbling, when you ask him how the chili cook-off went
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 16h
email was a mistake
THE BLACKLIST BALL

The first true gala in over a century
BLACKLISTBALL.COM
DATE & TIME
December 5, 2026 • 7:00 PM
VENUE
Manhattan, New York City
ATTIRE
Black Tie
JACK POSOBIEC * ROGER STONE * JAMES O'KEEFE
* GEORGE SANTOS * GAVIN MCINNES * DASHA NEKRASOVA * ANNA KHACHIYAN *
RYDER RIPPS * SAVANNAH CRAVEN * ARIEL PINK *
DAVID LOCA * AND MANY MOREReady for some news, Andy?
We've read your event coverage before.
Terrible writing. Uninspired. Yikes. Maybe you just did such a poor job because the events themselves were trash to begin with?
Tell you what, we'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Now's your chance to exercise some skill. This one will be impossible for you to fuck up.
Artists, politicians, pundits, streamers, nepo-babies - everyone you've ever wanted to interview. Across culture, across politics, across entertainment. For the first time all in the same place.
And it's the perfect place.
Where A-listers compete for private parties, where billionaires bid for weddings, where
western leaders assemble to decide the next regime to topple, we booked that venue. A venue you've never had access to before.
You're welcome.
SELECT SPOTS FOR MEDIA
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/09/2026
ios is on alert for optimistic bears fans
text chains out bears/eagles

me: also you know better than i do that’s there’s plenty of time for them to blow it

drew: True but Ben Johnson’s bears don’t blow it in the same way they used to cautiously optimistic 

me: fair point

me: sending a screenshot of the above with ios putting a “report a concern” option for me in messages

me: “hi yes my friend drew is optimistic about the bears”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/09/2026
oh ffs
Adam Schefter
Trade: Vikings are sending J.J. McCarthy to the New York Giants, sources me, @rapsheet and @mikegarafolo.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 26/09/2026
happy sixth
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/09/2026
sorry but we are NOT doing a second round of the inane “iced coffee at a job interview” discourse. please adjust your posting schedule accordingly
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/09/2026
time to renew www.arrowvideo.com/p/4k/logan-s...
arrowvideo.com
Logan's Run Limited Edition 4K UHD | Arrow Video
Shop Logan's Run Limited Edition 4K UHD at Arrow Video. Free UK Delivery
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/09/2026
we need a nancy mace of the left
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/09/2026
wolverine was a decent ps4 game
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 23/09/2026
i gave mark zuckerberg’s ai access to my bank accounts, email, and docs. i am very smart
I quickly gave Wren access to my bank accounts and apps like Google Docs, Gmail, Ticketmaster, OpenTable and Google Sheets, which all struck partnerships with Muse. From there, the experiments began.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 22/09/2026
agree
nyx (black cat) on a black grocery bag on the bed, lying on her side with her tongue sticking out
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 22/09/2026
love to try to avoid jews by going to a comedy show
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 19/09/2026
'Goodfellas' hit theaters on this day in 1990. I wrote about it, and the gangster movies that followed it that fall, for @nytimes.com (gift link): buff.ly/1haWCID
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/09/2026
relatable
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 17/09/2026
when i block
de niro as louis cypher in angel heart saying “i don’t like messy accounts”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 16/09/2026
tfw it’s impossible to do any serious plundering 😔
cosmic king upset that the adult legion of super-heroes is preventing the legion of super-heroes from doing any serious plundering

“THOSE HEROES HAVE BEATEN US AT EVERY TURN! WITH THE LEGION AROUND, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO ANY SERIOUS PLUNDERING!”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 16/09/2026
DO IT ALREADY ZACK!! (from here variety.com/2026/film/fe...)
For the longest time, I've been trying to make "The Fountainheadạiinto a movie or into TV show because it's too long. I've written it.[interviewer] That's not going to help with the right-wing allegations.

I was going to say! That's not going to help. But it's an undeniably great book.
What people don't realize is that "The Fountainhead" in the 1950s was like
"Harry Potter" now in terms of
popularity. It was off the charts. Even just the why of that is worth it. And "The Fountainhead" is an insane melodrama.
That'll probably be my magnum opus. I'll probably die on that one. And "Escape From New York" is what we're working on
right now.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 15/09/2026
*ultra boy can only use one power at a time
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/09/2026
at this point in political time i have to believe that trans people make up 70-80% of society and are oppressing the cis minority
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/09/2026
what do u expect after what hollywood did to matt albie and danny tripp
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 11/09/2026
“My ‘An explanation of how the Apple Watch recording what you are saying is kept private and anonymous’ T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.” My take on Live Rewind and Siri Recap at @sixcolors.com sixcolors.com/post/2026/09...
sixcolors.com
Should your Apple Watch always be listening? – Six Colors
Six Colors by Jason Snell, Dan Moren and friends
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No Homework Podcast @nohomework.website · 08/09/2026
Patrick's neighbor has an expansive collection of yard inflatables for every conceivable holiday. Charles celebrates his 20th anniversary. Ron teaches us about the origin of words. @andylevy.net joins the pod and has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable.
nohomework.website
Episode 22 - The Back to School Beaver (feat. Andy Levy) | No Homework Podcast
Charles celebrates his 20th wedding anniversary. Andy has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable. Patric
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 09/09/2026
absolutely fantastic roundup
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 09/09/2026
us open should just say fuck it and go to a 24-hour schedule next year
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 09/09/2026
the “politically homeless” of musicians www.pcgamer.com/games/fallou...
pcgamer.com
Breaking Benjamin frontman pauses concert to rant about Fallout 4 modding beef: 'There was a modder in the community that was really mean to me'
The singer and guitarist spent several minutes asking fans to download his Fallout 4 'True First Person' mod after another modder criticized it.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
still haven’t gotten my august bluesky residual check??
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 07/09/2026
watching the not-at-all problematic “the ninth gate,” directed by roman polanski and starring johnny depp and frank langella
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
hm is this bad
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
up late working on my autobiography
a passage from the book “the maniac” by benjamin labatut 

Thus, I have withstood the humiliation of being turned into a figure of fun. A buffoon. A cautionary tale, scorned by lesser men raised high by the vulgar powers of the world. I simply do not care. I stand with my back to them, my knees never bent, my shield unbroken, my sword held steadfast at the hilt, plunged deep into my chest, buried there by my own hand as I rage and I rage and I rage. It is anger that sustains me now.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
up late working on my autobiography
a passage from the book “the maniac” by benjamin labatut 

Thus, I have withstood the humiliation of being turned into a figure of fun. A buffoon. A cautionary tale, scorned by lesser men raised high by the vulgar powers of the world. I simply do not care. I stand with my back to them, my knees never bent, my shield unbroken, my sword held steadfast at the hilt, plunged deep into my chest, buried there by my own hand as I rage and I rage and I rage. It is anger that sustains me now.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
@infinata.bsky.social saw your car today
license plate on a Jeep that reads R3BELSCM, with a plate holder that says 
MAY THE
FORCE BE WITH YOU
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
kirk screaming khaaaaalshi
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/09/2026
my posts are good
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 10/02/2026
ah, drafts, the coward’s folder
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/09/2026
hell yeah
ORDER SUMMARY
ITEM
1
YIPPEE KI-YAY
By: Jason Bailey
Available May 11, 2027
STATUS
Pre-Ordered
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/09/2026
(Weirdly smug voice) I use both interchangeably.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/09/2026
what the actual fuck is this
insane tweet from entertainment writer jeff sneider 

I plan to write about Inde Navarrette for a long time. I can be a useful friend to her team... or l can share literally everything I hear about her.
The best part is, THEY get to decide. I can forgive being ghosted this summer. I won't forget, but I can forgive... just not twice.
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Alissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In my 20 years writing about movies I have learned something: studios seem to take the wrong lessons from a summer like the one we just had. Here's the right one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/02/m...
nytimes.com
Summer Box Office Lessons From ‘The Odyssey,’ ‘Obsession’ and More Hits (Gift Article)
Studios may think that stories drew moviegoers, but it was the people behind hits like “The Odyssey” and “Obsession” that drew patrons again and again.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/09/2026
random shot of what i’m watching
title credit for “conclave,” which is the word conclave taking up the entire screen
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/09/2026
thinking about developing a relationship with the land
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 03/09/2026
oh shocker we’re doing this again
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 03/09/2026
this 👏 is 👏 normal 👏
nyx (black cat) sitting in the bottom “shelf” of an over-the door closet organizer
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
ah yes once again the racists are the real victims
In an internal Slack message obtained by The Verge, 1Password's Karimov downplayed the overtly racist comments from DHH, telling staff the following:

As I said, people have different personal opinions. You believe in your heart that DHH is evil, that you have the moral high ground, and that nothing will change your mind.
However, not everyone believes that. It is not fair to claim a monopoly and ostracize team members who might disagree with you.

There are people who are afraid to speak up simply because they will be personally attacked.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
hello! my name is timmy (blumhouse 2027)
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13/07/2026
whenever jk rowling is in the news
richard horne in twin peaks the return saying “stupid magic motherfucker”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social youtu.be/IB8VpB0mUOo?...
youtu.be
NHL 27 - EA is Lying
YouTube video by 2BCProductions2BC
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 01/09/2026
i haven’t had a chance to read this yet but i’m really looking forward to it!
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