iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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A restaurant where we everything on the menu is shareable with your dog

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) @linanneblack.bsky.social · 16h

Sometimes I think about how we inadvertently condition our pets to find the sounds of thrillers and heist movies commonplace. It must be so weird from their perspective. Then I think about how if someone really did try to kidnap me, the cat wouldn't even be tipped off by the underscoring.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 16h

A haiku poet will use any words that fit Like "rhododendron"

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 16h

The last person who called me a coward wound up in a hospital. Shingles, I think.

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Gita Salinger 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @salinger.bsky.social · 19h

I remember when an activity, which may have lasted for two hours or more, was playing records. Simply that. You take them out of their wooden butter crate, examine the sleeve art, make sure you had the lyrics properly memorized, sing along, change the LP and carry on.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 18h

Ghosting people during spooky season is an appropriate form of celebration

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 16h

I was trying to type OMG, but I typed ONG which I think could also be useful when a situation is ongoing.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Listened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 17h

actions speak louder than words. unless the word is AAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 20h

cringe your way to confidence

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 18h

They should simply invent fun problems that are awesome to have

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 20h

Nobody prepares you for how much of life is just waiting in parking lots for other people.

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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Got a good daylight savings joke that I'm waiting to fall back on

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 17h

I saw a cartoon story of a lady talking about how difficult it is to be short and how she struggles. Like too short to find clothes, too small to talk to people, etc. etc. I was thinking oh man, this poor lady and then I googled the conversion of centimeters to inches and she’s taller than me.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 18h

her: is that your fifth pudding? me: yeah but they're protein puddings

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 18h

It's time to cut out the middle man and get my own cotton candy machine

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 22h

*bleeding in a crumpled heap after falling down the stairs parkour

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 20h

You can’t please all the people all the time, but a lot of people suck. I wouldn’t worry about it.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 19h

At tonight’s Cemetery Walk, only the mosquitoes were alive.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 19h

have you tried eating a 5 lb bag of candy corn about it

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 19h

My Amazon Shopping preferences said Solves jigsaw puzzles recreationally. If there’s a way to do that professionally I’m in.

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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 19h

Thought I was being chased by a bug. It was just the elastic ripping out of my Adidas pants. It's gonna be a long night. 💙⚾💛👊🏼

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Anyone who knows me IRL knows that I am always just one straw hat away from being dressed as a scarecrow

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If we meet, just know I’ve recently acquired an espresso machine so that’s all I’ll be talking about

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

proper gnome village

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Got thrown out of the PTA meeting for ending the pledge of allegiance “with biberty and justice for all.”

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 21/07/2024

Just saw Godzilla x Kong and I’m sorry, I don’t believe any of that happened we would have heard about it

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I really do have to get my shit together, but thankfully I don't have to do it this weekend

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i will start eating healthier the exact second snacks stop greeting me like a friendly doggo

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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dry roasted implies the existence of wet roasted

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

let's just go back to pagers and landlines guys.

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These little microwave meals are great if you eat about 17 of them.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Who's up for a nice 37-bean soup

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

imagine hating me and I’m just over here not feeling well

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's very late. You don't need seaweed snacks now.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In the city today, on packed side streets, I play a little game with oncoming cars called Are we both gonna fit?

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It's TheGirlPie! @thegirlpie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Please don’t confuse the timing of the announcement with the timing of the decision.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

a few ham radios short of an apocalypse

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*from the ditch I’m doing great.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the mailman pulled up just as the garbageman was pulling away and they were just close enough that i was able to do a track and field style baton pass with my junk mail

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sometimes my wife catches me in the kitchen whispering a version of the argument we just had but with me winning.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*brings my first rodeo to a knife fight *realizes this is a bad combination of idioms

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not meal time, not hungry, but a secret third thing

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cabin in the woods. October air. Spooky vibes. This is why we tolerate the rest of the months.

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candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 03/10/2026

you certainly will not regret eating an entire thing of halloween oreos

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why would you ask about a fresh new hell when I haven’t even finished the old one?

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you need me, I’ll be busking supertramp covers on a fender 12-string exactly 30 meters from the ladies restroom at O’Hare international airport for the next four hours.

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