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"Stumpus Unwell"

@philipmarks87.bsky.social
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I love my dogS. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. 🤙 he/him Probably reading something good📚💙 #art #charcoal #chalk Prints available here: 2-philip-marks.pixels.com

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 2h
honey i smoked the mids
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 2h
Never thought a 4 year old would control my stereo yet here we are pink pony club around the park darling
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 2h
Are you afraid of the bong?
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 2h
fieldy from korn but it's Nathan fielders face on him. he's got white guy dreadlocks
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 2h
the big bong theory
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 2h
So uuuuh I understand this is an extreme long shot but has anyone had anything good happen recently
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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 2h
When you're doing great, posting great, everything is great
michael tracey saying "why do so many bluesky users constantly instruct me to commit suicide?"
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 2h
crankin hog or hogly crankin??
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 3h
#spooky #art
Chalk and charcoal drawing on black paper of a really creepy looking rabbit-ish
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 3h
I miss getting trashed
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Nightmare on Sesame Street
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gawdzie @gawdz0rz.bsky.social · 4h
janice no
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 04/06/2024
H.R. Gallagher
A watermelon artistically cut into a face-hugger and its egg from the movie Alien.
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 3h
"No books are lesser than others." That's not true and you damn well know it.
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 3h
AC Slater is short for AC Smellyalater
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 3h
Biscoff cookie butter is a schedule 2 narcotic
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 3h
#spooky #art
Chalk and charcoal drawing on black paper of a really creepy looking rabbit-ish
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 4h
Agnes Skinner from the Simpsons pointing angrily and saying "eat your candy corn!"
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Citrus medicka @bigwheel.bsky.social · 4h
neat. if this post has an image then it looks like i've fixed the bug where my android system couldn't upload files to any platform at all
a pack of 9 brand new fuxwell knives with assorted handle colors
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 4h
I contend that people would be more afraid of it if long covid symptoms presented uniformly. of the irl people I KNOW OF covid gave 1 cardiac issues, 1 got MCAS, 1 Bell’s palsy, 1 lost sense of smell, 1 has bilateral tremors, & 1 became narcoleptic. no fucking thanks. I’m as disabled as I wish to be
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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 4h
Don’t ruin my crap
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 4h
Time for spooky art yet?
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 5h
Nice
Rainbow
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 5h
These dogs are so damn loving 🥰
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 5h
Remember. Pinkies out as you sip your poison. We're not heathens
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 5h
they boned
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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 5h
In hindsight I shouldn’t have started the job interview telling them about my violent temper AND knife collection. Next time I’ll just choose one
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 5h
I'm tired of general anxiety disorder, I would like to be demoted
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 5h
Pulled out the black paper and chalk for the first time in a while
Chalk drawing on black paper with charcoal on top of a face
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Josh- Fiinnneeee arteest @captainmushface.bsky.social · 9h
ART!
A skeleton with a boner in a circle design with the words "rest in pisssss" written in pee
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But maybe I wanna get busy in a McDonald’s bathroom
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Women can be like omg I love owls, they’re so mysterious and beautiful and some guy will be like I saw an owl once, wanna fuck
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Excuse me ma’am, does this bar have milk
A grey kitten sitting on a grey chair at an island bar looking as if he is ordering some milk to drink
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can tell how good my day is going to be based on how good my messy bun looks
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The universe told me I was right in a very subtle way
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro, you can’t always be that horny. Go outside and talk to the birds instead of your dick
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would give you the secret code to my treehouse
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry for what I said and for throwing my boot at you when my foot itched
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 13h
Moved it to a tree in the shade 🖤🤙
Big moth on my fingerBig moth on my finger from the front
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 12h
Upsetting flatware continued
Well...  A bent ass fork, a wonky spoon and a crooked fucking knife. They almost look like they're meant to be ergonomic or adaptive, but I don't think they are. The fork is bent upwards in the handle 90° the spoon is bent downwards and the knife looks almost like a scythe. The handles have finger grooves but only look like they would make them more uncomfortable. Boo these utensils. Boo
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 7h
Boot scootin boogie → beat skeetin beegee
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✨the daniel✨ @intelectconfig.wtf · 30/06/2026
cause of death: cared too much about everything
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 8h
Making a maze out of a straight hallway
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 8h
Saw a 3rd monarch butterfly of the year today in my yard. That's 3 more than I usually see
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 8h
Soup of the day: Salt
Soup (a shaker of salt tipped over, with a pile of spilled salt)
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There could be more water in me 🤔
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 8h
youtu.be
The White Stripes I just don't know what to do with myself
YouTube video by ione10
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