iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* WHAT

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you need me, I’ll be busking supertramp covers on a fender 12-string exactly 30 meters from the ladies restroom at O’Hare international airport for the next four hours.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sorry for being so loud, I'm not allowed to laugh at home

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Day two of waking up my wife in the nude by shouting IT’S COCKTOBER

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If somebody passes me in a Nissan Altima, I don’t get upset about it. I know they just need to get home real quick before their ankle monitor alerts their parole officer.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reverse cowgirl. Her skeleton is on the outside. Her superfluous nipples tickling her intestines. She wants to die, and I don’t blame her

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s my dead dad‘s birthday today. I see people making posts about their dads and it goes like “he’s always believed in me,” or, “he told me I could do anything,” but all mine ever did was tell me I was stupid and lazy and wouldn’t amount to anything.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My entire life is just sending shit out into the ether and hoping for the best

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

why are you eating all those french fries [me] you told me to hydrate what [me] car-bo-hydrate its right there in the word

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This sounds like a threat

UPS tracking that says We Have Your Package

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me, listening to absolutely anything by Bully

Shirt Brother (Flynn’s grandpa) standing in the room where he really, really fucked up, saying, “God, I love that fucking song, man.”

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For personal reasons I’m gonna raise some hell

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I chased a waterfall and caught that thing immediately because it ain’t got no fucking feet

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’d like to thank @prettyvulgar.bsky.social for volunteering her ample bosom. I must admit I underestimated their capacity. I didn’t think there was any way in hell they could hold up a 3 foot long, 1/2 inch drive breaker bar, with a 21 mm deep well socket but here’s the proof that, yes, they could

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Threads is the WatchMojo of microblogging

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gonna go put new brakes on the Toyota. Need some gal with an ample bosom to hold wrenches between her tits. Weirdos welcome.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can’t wait to hear what we’re supposed to be mad about today

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this must be what god felt like when he built neck vertebrae -my kid filling her chicken jockey pez

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: Where’d you get the goth hot tub? Him: That’s a barrel of crude oil.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My tattoo is of Herve Villachez, Tattoo, from Fantasy Island. It covers my whole back.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A meat raffle where they raffle off our most feared meats.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Country music, eh? See if you can spot me in this country music video: youtu.be/Nx2XOIZlNew?...

youtu.be

King Of The Ashes

YouTube video by India Ramey

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This day in history. 1975. French Community Day in Belgium. I guess this means there's a Flemish Community Day too but who knows with those people.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 25/09/2026

we're trying to catch a deluge in a paper cup tn come through

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The only ring I’m ever putting on a man’s finger is my butthole.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I plan on continuing to be gross until further notice. OK now I’m done being gross. There will be no notice when I decide to start being gross again

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Taking a page from OpenAI, Steve’s Hotdog Stand rented a billboard ad on Highway 38 saying that his chili dogs could wipe out all of humanity if left unchecked

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This sucks I'm on a plane to Vegas and the pilots just ran outta the cockpit in squirrel costumes and whatnot #FurryInvasion

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every time you smell something, microscopic pieces of it have successfully reached the inside of your nose. Anyway, enjoy the county fair.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My eye twitch is 32 in dog years

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Can somebody set up a meeting for me with God? I wanna pitch something: A new and improved butthole. This one is self-cleaning.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Everyone needs to bake more chocolate chip cookies IMMEDIATELY

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

One of the fig newtons in the box is a trick newton—a lever that activates a trapdoor which deposits the unsuspecting victim into gloomy pit (that is lined with many more fig newtons).

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ewwwwwww

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ah yes. The humans. Big bags of water and mucus. Weirdly obsessed with themselves

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Do I have anything to add? You're going to regret giving me an opening, bud.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The citizenry of my locality hold a common view that my lexicon is befouled with pretentious syntax.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hope you guys are shoving lots of leaves up your ass

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If your butthole doesn’t smell like pumpkin spice by October, you’re simply not committed to the season.

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 22/09/2026

Whenever a celebrity interview talks about humble beginnings and having parents with a small family business, I do a little research, and 9 times out of 10 the small business is making a few million dollars a year in a place where the median income is about $40k

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just read a Google Maps review of a restaurant and this guy said that “their Italian beef sandwich was too soggy.” Hey, dumbass, that’s the way an Italian beef sandwich is supposed to fucking be. They have ice cream too, but you’ll probably say it’s too cold.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wish there was a protein bar with 300 calories but the size of a meatloaf

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m sensitive like the tip of an uncircumcised penis.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hairspraying my face to keep my scowl in place.

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