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🍓 YOamyjo 🍁🐿️

@fratboyamy.wantsa.beer
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This is the office of my White Trash Meatball Fight Club. Milwaukee-ish, Wisconsin, USA 💜🦋Lupus & AS🩻💟 CashApp: $yoamyjo25 Venmo: @yoamyjo25

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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 10h
Wordle 1,933 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Big Bird's Impatient Wait on Sesame Street
Alt: Big Bird's Impatient Wait on Sesame Street
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 19h
This tastes like I just stole it from the family bbq, back in 1994. Bartles and James wine coolers were the shit! My Angel Lady from across the street brought me some awesome clothes she doesn't want anymore and some leftover drinks from a work thing.
Glass beer bottle 
Partially full of bright pink liquid 
It is a Smirnoff Ice strawberry sunset flavor malt beverage
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 03/10/2026
I've become self-conscious about the snapping and clicking of my joints when I stand up from the couch and go to the kitchen. I feel like it sounds gross to other people. Standing up and walking, pivoting and turning direction. Loud snaps from the knees. Multiple clicks from ankles and wrists.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 03/10/2026
Look at all of those fans! Hell yeah ladies. Loving it.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I don't do politics," well now you're in The Handmaid's Tale
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In my garden...
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 02/10/2026
I just found a fucking CABOODLE! 😆
Small plastic pink container that opens on a hinge. The brand was popular with girls in the 1990s. Make-up cases that opened like a tool box.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 02/10/2026
This Friday's gonna be real sloppy. I haven't even found Joe yet.
Lunch muthafuckin' lady
Chris Farley on SNL in the 1990s
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,931 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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SML Junior: Guys, I Won!
Alt: SML Junior: Guys, I Won!
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 02/10/2026
{Hands on hips} Did I spray the Pam on the foil, or the Lysol on the foil? This is why I'm not a domestic goddess. But if you like fire extinguishers, I'm your girl 👊🏼
Sprayed aluminum foil and paper towels on a stove top. Also a can of Lysol and a can of Pam spray.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 02/10/2026
I talk to myself all day but today my voice is particularly annoying. Hay fever and rain have my sinuses all up in a Wisconsin nasal tone tizzy. Plug your nose and say "you betcha". That's where my fuckaas is at.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 02/10/2026
I'm in my jammie hoodie and my hooters are resting comfortably in my armpits. Not propping those fuckers up for nobody.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 01/10/2026
since it’s officially spooky season, i’m announcing my halloween costume. this year i’m being a New Yorker, cause nothing is scarier than a yankees fan. ayyy i’m walkin ova heyahhhh!!!
skip the raccoon but with a yankees hat and an italian sub in a hand with nyc in the background
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 02/10/2026
It's so nice to know I'm not the only one ☺️
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[icon of someone in a wheelchair] Sometimes, disability takes the choice away from you.

You can want something very much, do everything you can to find a way to make it work, and still discover that there simply isn't a workable way to do it.

Jan Mariet
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 01/10/2026
I'm not *single*, I'm *between rehab facilities*
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 01/10/2026
Wordle 1,930 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 = 🖕🏼❎❎❎❎
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Tom And Jerry: Tuffy in a Dunce Cap
Alt: Tom And Jerry: Tuffy in a Dunce Cap
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 01/10/2026
I think I just took my Ambien twice. Ah well. It's been that kinda day. I could use a solid reset.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 01/10/2026
Youse guys know dat da Pope had sumthin' to do wit dat! (White Sox won wildcard round and advance to ALDS)
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Chris Farley's Da Bulls Superfans Dance
Alt: Chris Farley's Da Bulls Superfans Dance
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 01/10/2026
So if only half of my microwave popcorn bag popped, do I get to make another bag? Seems quite logical. (Microwave malfunction status is a whole other story)
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 01/10/2026
I just lost my Super Ball on Royal Kingdom bcuz of the incessant disruptions here today. I'm weeks behind on Fun with Flags, which is akshually GEOZEE. I will focus my attention on that game. I really want to cut my hair. But I'll just play the flag game.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 30/09/2026
I slept so well. I was ready for a decent day. My neighbors fuct that up before noon. I would say they can go to hell, but we are already there.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 30/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 30 88🎉 100🎯 97🔥 72🙂 82🌟 Final score: 844
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 30/09/2026
Common Ground · No. 0135 · 2026-09-30 ◆ ◆ ◆ ■ ◆ ◆ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ◆ ■ ■ ■ ■ ● ● ● ● ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ◆ ◆ ◆ ◆ commonground.games
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Common Ground — Daily international word puzzle
Sort sixteen words into four quiet kinships. A daily word puzzle that works in any country — no US-only categories required.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 30/09/2026
Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica Sep. 29, 2026 T I G H T R O P E ✅ 💔 ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 💔 🎉 My Score: 1770 Sep. 30, 2026 T I G H T R O P E ✅ 💔 💔 ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 🎉 My Score: 1820 www.britannica.com/quiz/tightrope
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Tightrope, a Daily Trivia Game | Britannica
A daily trivia game with 9 interesting questions. If you get three wrong…you lose. Question categories include science, arts, history, animals and math.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 30/09/2026
Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica Sep. 27, 2026 T I G H T R O P E ✅ 💔 ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 💔 💔 🤕 My Score: 1270 Sep. 28, 2026 T I G H T R O P E ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 💔 ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 🎉 My Score: 1870 www.britannica.com/quiz/tightrope
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Tightrope, a Daily Trivia Game | Britannica
A daily trivia game with 9 interesting questions. If you get three wrong…you lose. Question categories include science, arts, history, animals and math.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 30/09/2026
THE LOOP Scarecrow: Sep 27 ✅ 🟢🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️ Dime: Sep 28 ✅ 🟢🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️ Whistle: Sep 29 ✅ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Chattering Teeth: Sep 30 ✅ 🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ www.britannica.com/games/loop
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The Loop, a daily picture puzzle game | Britannica
Everything is connected: Arrange the pictures in a circle so that all links make sense. You have five tries to get it right.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 30/09/2026
"Farm-bred eggs" Well duh, do the chickens live in the city?
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To hell with a blue butterfly, I want an albino squirrel with a smoke hanging out of his mouth as the symbol of Bluesky. Fuck it. Call it WhiteSquirrel.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 30/09/2026
Wordle 1,929 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Austin Powers: Nerd Alert!
Alt: Austin Powers: Nerd Alert!
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 30/09/2026
I have a confession. I like Kraft mayo. I prefer it. Not Hellman's or Duke's. KRAFT. And the lashings may begin.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
Hella rain in Vegas?
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Chris Farley as El Niño on Weather Channel
Alt: Chris Farley as El Niño on Weather Channel
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2,961 likes and 552 reskeets in the last 7 days, which proves I don't reskeet EVERYTHING. Just 18.642350557244174265% See? Normal.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
Cornell creeps. You are ALL CULPABLE.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're in NEO (North East Ohio), and are looking for a car with less than 100k miles, my stepdad (a retired mechanic) is selling this Malibu he got from a friend and tuned up, for only $2,000. He should ask for more, but he's just too honest.
A Chevy Malibu with under 100k miles, and in pretty good condition
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
Discovered a yummy poverty snack. Drain a can of French cut green beans. Leave in the can. Squeeze in some quality ranch. Bam.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
Ugh. These squirrels. I live here too, dammit.
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Adam Sandler: So Sorry to Interrupt!
Alt: Adam Sandler: So Sorry to Interrupt!
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
That dumbass was standing outside my door and lit his cigarette backwards hours ago. It still stinks.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
My wardrobe consists of the hand-me-downs from the lovely woman across the street, and Christmas gifts from my mother. It's humbling. So my advice to all is buy it, wear it, and love it. The world's ending. May as well look good.
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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only "We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the estrogen began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit sorebreasted; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us ..."
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
Wordle 1,928 6/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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That Tricky Bastard George W Bush
Alt: That Tricky Bastard George W Bush
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
Thank jeebus it's almost Wordle time. Focus my attention on some puzzles. I've been coloring on anything that's not moving.
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
My favorite movie 🤟🏼
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
I'm gonna sit on your lap and sneeze Is that a threat or a promise Depends on if you like a golden shower
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 29/09/2026
Fuckaas is the word my friend
My Bluesky profile page
I added "fuckaas" to the title of my office
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 28/09/2026
Top 38 accounts with "fuckaas" in bio
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 28/09/2026
Has anybody had a positive personal experience with an app that will pay you to play their stupid games? It's all so scammy and mind numbing.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
The entire motto of this administration towards LGBTQ youth is "fuck them kids." thehill.com/homenews/edu...
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Education Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ students
The Education Department announced Monday it has formally rescinded the Biden-era Title IX interpretation that gave sex-based discrimination protections to students on the basis of sexual orientati…
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👻YOamyjo🍓 @fratboyamy.wantsa.beer · 28/09/2026
Wordle 1,927 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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stay calm
Alt: stay calm Hunter S Thompson
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