Sign in

Open Doorley

@tchotch.bsky.social
1.2K followers 451 following 13K posts

Chicago Don't forget you're on a website, ok pals Pretty depressed kinda autistic very adhd and fairly ptsd. Sober, if you will. gender not applicable

PostsRepliesMedia
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 1h
“Why? The same reason why Michelangelo did the Pietà, or Michelangelo did the David, or Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa. Why? Just to commemorate a moment, you know, a person.” Ok but those are three examples of fictional subjects. They all don't commemorate a person or a moment
000
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 2h
completely foldable phone that just looks like a sheet of paper and you hafta fold into paper airplane mode
021
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 2h
Obviously this is a lie
000
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 2h
Jorkers of the world unite
1101
Reposted by Open Doorley
jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 29/09/2026
I gave a talk last week about tech billionaires (we really don't like them) and how to fight them (labour organizing, it's always labour organizing). Come take a 9-minute break from producing shareholder value and watch! Thanks to @thewalrus.ca for inviting me for #WalrusTalks 🍁
youtube.com
Jenny Zhang: Workers Can Take Back Tech
YouTube video by The Walrus
56837
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 5h
Honest truth, Ilove when it rains like crazy and I have to go outside anyway. Life is suffering and that is actually great, ecstasy. It looks weird written down, like a joke or sarcasm, but it's genuine, sincere feeling
150
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 7h
Holy shit that would be terrifying. Look at the flight graph
120
Reposted by Open Doorley
Kim Weeden @weedenkim.bsky.social · 10h
Trump's effort to rebrand AI as SI doesn't go far enough. It should be called Super Human Intelligence Technology. We'd get more accurate news headlines, like: "Under Trump, Government Turns to SHIT" or "SHIT Heads Visit White House"
46731203
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 8h
Interestingly this book is about someone getting amnesia and repeating the same sequence of mistakes over and over
Screenshot shows a library book description in Libby. The book is called Mein Kampf Zurück by Daniela Hümbeli. The cover depicts a beautiful woman in a field with an even more beautiful horse
010
Reposted by Open Doorley
Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🍏Toxins out of our food 🧑‍🌾Farmers first, not chemical companies ❌Break up corporate concentration in agriculture 💧Clean water, guaranteed 🍽️School meals that nourish 💸Public dollars should buy public health ⚕️Food as medicine ⚖️Accountability for polluters, not immunity
15071072118
Reposted by Open Doorley
large feline @bigcat1727.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can see why these guys are so invested in white supremacy and patriarchy, they’d be fucked without it
17910
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me eating cake for breakfast: it's my birthday somewhere
052
Reposted by Open Doorley
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one thing a lot of people don't know about theaters is they make the movie BIG
1302
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stupid autocrat I meant autocorrect, but yeah
030
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Strict necessity
064
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
P T Anderson: one battle after another GI Dr. Anderson: one butthole after another
020
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gosh that's a rather extreme sequence of errors
041
Reposted by Open Doorley
For the People @sadworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Suckerberg is snitching on people Delete the app now To sell on marketplace they ask for your driver license with address Cops and ice intimidating people who post online Legit fascism 101
052
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
050
Reposted by Open Doorley
#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
Any analysis of the Iran War that doesn't start and end with the fact that an entire cottage industry of think tankers and lobbyists and their friends in Congress were frothing at the mouth for literal decades for this got exactly what they wanted and it failed immediately and totally is wrong.
2347241056
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Earth is so hot right right now
230
Reposted by Open Doorley
Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some stupid collage by an idiot
On the side of a fridge, a collage resembling some dumbass who sucks. There should be more gray in his beard. He’s wearing a Hawaiian shirt bc he sucks shit.
263
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Obscenes from a Marriage
031
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A year ago
110
Reposted by Open Doorley
Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
A MORATORIUM ON DATA CENTERS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE IN QUESTION AT THIS POINT And we definitely need more reporting on this issue: HEAT Data centers devour electricity and water, dump heat into communities, and Big Tech is building them faster than lawmakers are dealing with the consequences.
24961733080
Reposted by Open Doorley
Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope they didn't let the guy who named Flea Markets name anything else.
3104
Reposted by Open Doorley
Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tropicana oops all pulp
2207
Reposted by Open Doorley
Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*rattles my bag of freshly constructed Googly Ears* What can we stick these on? They're gonna be the next big thing.
031
Reposted by Open Doorley
altghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Morrowind: (imperial agent) Caius Cosades, standing in his humble apartment, a book and a skooma pipe under his bed
153
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big coke booger energy
020
Reposted by Open Doorley
SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New GOP talking point: "Fire Extinguishers are yet another unfunded government mandate that sit unused over 99% of the time. Vote for us to end this fraud."
08228
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having a cat is like having a little roommate who pisses on your stuff
040
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We desperately need to train AI to think we're cute
031
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Freedom is valuable but I'm waiting for the collectors edition in the holographic foil embossed digipack
010
Reposted by Open Doorley
EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
if you kiss at Olive Garden is that incest?
2236982
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Giraffes are lucky because they have little bumpers to keep them from accidentally bumping their head on stuff
094
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's likely being offered probation. He had two underage victims he assaulted multiple times
120
Reposted by Open Doorley
Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.
982205345067
Reposted by Open Doorley
hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
maester aemon lectures sam in that show about naked dragons or whatever: they wore chains
041
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yo dawg check out my pills
A hand supinated with a grip of different pills in the palm
140
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this place gave us what we wanted we would've left by now
051
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wherein investigators suggest the reason may be youngsters smoking pot, which it definitely is not
121
Reposted by Open Doorley
Big John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cat-cat is tired of breakfast chicken now, so the crows are getting a bumper lunch. Fruit fly season, idk if they are more irritating than the houseflies. (I’ve heard they have had fruit flies following explorers to the South Pole. That’s dedication.)
2102
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God damn this is a bad article. The scientists used exosomes isolated from pig semen to cross the cornea and deliver their payload of synthetic drugs which increase oxidative stress to the tumor cells
131
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Government/corporate cooperation against the population is the Dictionary definition of fascism
041
Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I dreamed that he died today, and I rode my bicycle through the streets of a small unfamiliar town shaking people's hands and laughing with strangers
190
Reposted by Open Doorley
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
1555802667
Reposted by Open Doorley
AntiPastor🇺🇦AtheisticalMinista🇵🇸AnticlericalAntifa @jonstackpool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Donald Trump is like a £1 coin: He's round, brassy, and he thinks that he's a sovereign.
221
Reposted by Open Doorley
Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 22/09/2026
Next up, time to kick every living person out of life insurance pools for not dying yet. And what are all of these people doing with car insurance who aren't getting into accidents?
89929
Reposted by Open Doorley
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait is cobweb an allusion to corn silk
2112