Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026eyeing my prey ( a huge block of cheese) like a crocodile 0232
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they locked me in a glass box and smashed my balls today 171
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026mister bean is the most elegant speaker on earth 0104
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenJeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For Halloween, spiders put out tiny decorations that look like human furniture. 19132
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenFun Girl 🍄💜✨ @fungirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh, autumn 🍂🍄✨ #MushroomMonday 46011
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefensean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 19h 2162
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20hMe talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met 181095237
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026eyeing my prey ( a huge block of cheese) like a crocodile 0232
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026mister bean is the most elegant speaker on earth 0104
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they locked me in a glass box and smashed my balls today 171
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenSkip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026edible sandwich? no thank you. i use my sandwiches to soak up excess motor oil on the driveway 4331
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenSkip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026i’m a single issue voter and the issue is that i want another sandwich 161177
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenNancy The Catgirl 😺she/her)🇨🇦🏳⚧⚧ @anekonamednancy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🎵They're hungry masturbating beasts, & they're in an eating race🎶static.klipy.comHungry Game: Yomp Yomp Stuffed AnimalsALT: Hungry Game: Yomp Yomp Stuffed Animals 061
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefen 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me and who? 1243
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefenwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i did one of those anonymous questions posts for my followers and they just kept sending me the exact time of my death 2846
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me every time I have to do work at work 211614
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenAzure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026OBITUARIES: Millard Young, 16, died bein' swallowed whole by a 9 foot tall, red-haired giant from beneath th' Earth. His last words were "*Incoherent, panicked screamin' an' cryin' like a child.*" Millard is survived (again) by Ma an' Pa Young an' his 156 siblings. 083
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026haley’s comet told me its seen what’s happening on this planet and has decided to skip its next pass by earth next 2061 171
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefenwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026your intestines are a worm that lives inside you and dissolves your food 2398
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenTanuki’s Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Work in progress 1142
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenLost the Spellcasting clown @lostmage2d.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Endemic Puerto Rican frog. The Coqui. A lot of coqui species are endangered or already extinct, but this one is still standing. The male sings like this to attract mates. ( Those who live in the countryside of the island are used to their singing at night. We love and respect them. ) 271
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefendr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when one of my mutuals changes their profile pic 238939
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 61079
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenLost the Spellcasting clown @lostmage2d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Have you ever had dreams where you know you're about to wake up, and you dont want to? So you say your goodbyes while slowly feeling yourself waking up. Crazy stuff. 372
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenLost the Spellcasting clown @lostmage2d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Humanity is doomed. 2195
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefenbrad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026SOGGED 0143
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefen✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN 814830
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenLagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Biblically accurate penis 3193
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenSkip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026i farted once and that was what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs 12532
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefentara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Turned into a luminous orb again in defiance and accidentally attracted a swarm 😣 1283
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefentara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Banned from owning a business in moth town after luring too many customers away by turning into a luminous orb during end of month sales 4845
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comEmperor Palpatine from Star WarsALT: Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars 0100
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefen🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There’s a new ant husband trend. Men who stay at home instead of working, eat all day, and grow wings for vacation trips to fertilize their queen wife . 2121
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenAzure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026DARK COWGIRL KILLS ANOTHER MAN FOR HITTING ON HER WHILE GROCERY SHOPPING. "Justified," says Sheriff Danson. 092
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenTanuki’s Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Good morning and happy #MushroomMonday 115912
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefen✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026children, or as i like to call them, catapult testers 3407
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenNancy The Catgirl 😺she/her)🇨🇦🏳⚧⚧ @anekonamednancy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026who is, Lint Manuel Miranda? 131
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenDave M. 🇨🇦⚜️ @davemaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t think I’ve ever drawn a better looking eye than this. 2112
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 made it just in time, here are some mushrooms for #MushroomMonday 2131
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026every time i fist bump my clone in the shiny glass i get a bloody fist 1111
Reposted by Pixels Puddlefentara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old) 127145
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it’s fun to cast spell of fall off stool in funniest way possible and watch the showstatic.klipy.comMan Falls Off Bar Stool While DrunkALT: Man Falls Off Bar Stool While Drunk 060
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenDreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Female House Sparrow Taking a pause from dinner... 0756
Reposted by Pixels PuddlefenCatbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026order a cocktail invented after 1956 here and they'll never find your body 2767368