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Pixels Puddlefen

@pixelthegnome.bsky.social
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a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈 living in the dark swamp

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eyeing my prey ( a huge block of cheese) like a crocodile
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they locked me in a glass box and smashed my balls today
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mister bean is the most elegant speaker on earth
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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For Halloween, spiders put out tiny decorations that look like human furniture.
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Fun Girl 🍄💜✨ @fungirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, autumn 🍂🍄✨ #MushroomMonday
Three, yellow Amanita mushrooms, one tall and open, two still short and round, gather together in the foreground of a little autumn scene
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 19h
cat smoking a cigarette
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20h
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eyeing my prey ( a huge block of cheese) like a crocodile
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we need more
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mister bean is the most elegant speaker on earth
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they locked me in a glass box and smashed my balls today
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
edible sandwich? no thank you. i use my sandwiches to soak up excess motor oil on the driveway
3liter orange cola catalin 5:41AM
making edible sandwiches for u all if u want one
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the unmanageable chulk @hulkfuckscar.top · 29/09/2026
interesting
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
i’m a single issue voter and the issue is that i want another sandwich
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Nancy The Catgirl 😺she/her)🇨🇦🏳‍⚧⚧ @anekonamednancy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎵They're hungry masturbating beasts, & they're in an eating race🎶
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Hungry Game: Yomp Yomp Stuffed Animals
ALT: Hungry Game: Yomp Yomp Stuffed Animals
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me and who?
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i did one of those anonymous questions posts for my followers and they just kept sending me the exact time of my death
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me every time I have to do work at work
Meatwad from the television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force looking sad
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Azure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OBITUARIES: Millard Young, 16, died bein' swallowed whole by a 9 foot tall, red-haired giant from beneath th' Earth. His last words were "*Incoherent, panicked screamin' an' cryin' like a child.*" Millard is survived (again) by Ma an' Pa Young an' his 156 siblings.
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
haley’s comet told me its seen what’s happening on this planet and has decided to skip its next pass by earth next 2061
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s plop o’clock
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
your intestines are a worm that lives inside you and dissolves your food
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yyyyyyeeeeeessss
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Tanuki’s Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Work in progress
A red and yellow cap of a bolete mushroom with “water shines” on it
Colored pencil
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Lost the Spellcasting clown @lostmage2d.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Endemic Puerto Rican frog. The Coqui. A lot of coqui species are endangered or already extinct, but this one is still standing. The male sings like this to attract mates. ( Those who live in the countryside of the island are used to their singing at night. We love and respect them. )
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when one of my mutuals changes their profile pic
Pictured: comic book guy with sunglasses having a thought cloud over his head. The text in it says, “WHO IN THE SHITTING HELL”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An image with Two stock images of takeout sushi with text above that reads "off work late? Hungry, but too tired to cook? Try eating two day old leftover sushi" and text at the bottom that reads "you certainly will not regret eating two day old leftover sushi"
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Lost the Spellcasting clown @lostmage2d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have you ever had dreams where you know you're about to wake up, and you dont want to? So you say your goodbyes while slowly feeling yourself waking up. Crazy stuff.
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Lost the Spellcasting clown @lostmage2d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Humanity is doomed.
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SOGGED
Wet adolescent raccoon standing on hind legs on someone's doorstep looking pitiful, the creature's little arms are kinda sticking out, big head little body etc
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
a raccoon in the shower holding his head back with his mouth open and paws raised
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Biblically accurate penis
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
i farted once and that was what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Turned into a luminous orb again in defiance and accidentally attracted a swarm 😣
News update reads: Thousands of moths swarm Aussie homes in immigration bungle
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Banned from owning a business in moth town after luring too many customers away by turning into a luminous orb during end of month sales
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars
ALT: Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s a new ant husband trend. Men who stay at home instead of working, eat all day, and grow wings for vacation trips to fertilize their queen wife .
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Azure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DARK COWGIRL KILLS ANOTHER MAN FOR HITTING ON HER WHILE GROCERY SHOPPING. "Justified," says Sheriff Danson.
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Tanuki’s Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning and happy #MushroomMonday
A little cluster of mica cap mushrooms with handsome gray pleated caps
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
children, or as i like to call them, catapult testers
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Nancy The Catgirl 😺she/her)🇨🇦🏳‍⚧⚧ @anekonamednancy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who is, Lint Manuel Miranda?
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Dave M. 🇨🇦⚜️ @davemaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever drawn a better looking eye than this.
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
made it just in time, here are some mushrooms for #MushroomMonday
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every time i fist bump my clone in the shiny glass i get a bloody fist
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
replaced my blood with whiskey
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old)
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s fun to cast spell of fall off stool in funniest way possible and watch the show
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Man Falls Off Bar Stool While Drunk
ALT: Man Falls Off Bar Stool While Drunk
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Female House Sparrow Taking a pause from dinner...
A brown and tan Sparrow sitting with some leaves. The background is blurry grey. 

📷 Dreamcatcher
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
order a cocktail invented after 1956 here and they'll never find your body
rundown building with a colorful sign reading MOONLIGHT Lounge
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