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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾

@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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i’m the dog you met at that party a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️ she/her my nonsense: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cf… the lost and found: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cf…

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 10h
Update.
The maple tree in the yard is almost completely orange and turning red.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10h
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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mac_b52 @mac-b5.stickimporters.com · 17h
Someone seems to have stolen Pollox' back legs.
Pollox sprawled across a makeshift "Steg" made from an aluminum ladder with its steps removed, a red tensioning strap woven across the rungs in place of a solid walking surface. His hind legs have slipped clean through the gaps in the strap, dangling below, and he could not care less. Mouth open in a wide grin, fully convinced his improvised chaise lounge is the height of comfort. A yard full of training equipment, cones, and a distant kennel fill the background.
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 5h
a lost and found but for I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I'd see you again
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 20h
according to a review of my late night online window shopping, it appears my cat narrowly avoided being a nun for Halloween
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 16h
Not a single one of my reminders are friendly
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12h
it’s simple all I have to do is realize my potential and boom problems solved
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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 8h
bernadette peters & a very suspicious edgar
a very messy living room with a white basset at the forefront. she has a large brown nose and light brown ears. behind her in the distance is a black cat with glowing yellow eyes
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
they told me to make myself at home so I started to make tea but then forgot all about it, went into rooms but couldn’t remember why I was there, misplaced my phone and my reading glasses, and then didn’t fold the laundry for two weeks
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 8h
wanna feel old? only 83 shopping days until Christmas
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 14h
Have you tried eating too much candy about it
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 16h
Thinking of going on some sort of spree. Have to pick between shopping or murder.
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10h
me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week also me:
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18h
have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is how I look when I'm disassociating while a customer is talking to me
Black Phillip from the movie The Witch
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶 Thursday watch the walls instead 🎶
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you’re never too old to make new mistakes
A rustic wooden signpost attached to a tree, featuring two directional arrows with the phrases "Same Old Mistakes" pointing left and "Glorious New Mistakes" pointing right.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 01/10/2026
i sing along with this very loudly when its on for about a month after this last pres election I listened to this over and over and over again
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BE GOOD by Carsie Blanton - OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by Carsie Blanton
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
911: What's your emergency? ME: I'm too sexy for my shirt 911: So sexy it hurts? ME: Unfortunately 911: We'll send a car right over
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
repost if, in the course of composing your autumnal haiku, you were exhilarated to see that "pumpkin spice latte" contains five syllables
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My therapist said I seem to be working on my passive-aggressive behavior. I said "Fine, whatever."
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound.
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pix or it didn’t happen.
Potato Salad Sandwich for sale at Mitsuwa, held by @happysinecurist.bsky.social who should’ve known that I’d make him stand there til I got my phone out because he knows pix or it didn’t happen. No, we didn’t buy it, it’s enough to know that they exist.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was just too late to return your broken heart at the amazon counter inside your whole foods so I left it there amongst an array of whole foods, and it was healthy again. But still needs the normal store
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me at dinner on a first date: I'm not answering any more questions without a lawyer.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if i write more skeets it’ll just anger them, i say to myself as i glance warily toward the pen where i keep my reply guys
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I write the jokes. You press the heart. This system only works if everyone does their job.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026
a blinker to show you’re changing moods
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make me an angel that flies from Montgomery Make me a poster of an old rodeo Just give me one thing that I can hold on to To believe in this livin' is just a hard way to go
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John Prine - Angel From Montgomery | Live From Austin City Limits TV (Web Exclusive)
YouTube video by Austin City Limits
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dog: [lying the floor, about to snooze for 3 hours] Oh, yaaaah…this is the life. Me: [sitting in a chair, paying bills, doing taxes, and ordering more dog food] Oh yah, this is the life.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lazy floof.
Winky my black and white kitten.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So help me god if I watch those texting dots bounce for 36 minutes while you're typing and I get less than 412 paragraphs I will block you.
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you guys aren’t going to believe this, but those two wolves inside me? well, start knitting those booties, bc apparently, we’re expecting 4-6 wolf pups mid November
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What an amazing sky! (🔊Soundtrack courtesy of the birds🔊)
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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A black and white dog wearing a pink wig, pink feathered boa, and fun pink sunglasses, sits with a tabby cat wearing a hot pink boa, wrapped in vivid pink feathers. 

On top of the image is the slogan: “ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For 9 years this cat has attempted to get me to feed him at 4 am every day and for 9 years he has not succeeded one time and his only takeaway has been well it's certainly not happening if I don't try again, and I'm starting to find him quite inspirational
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are up to 8,000 species of katydids in family Tettigoniidae, 255 in North America alone. But this hot pink katydid isn't some exotic species, it's a 'morph', a normal genetic color variant. Here's the weird part: this is the DOMINANT color gene in katydids. (📷: Audubon Zoo)
From Audubon Insectarium article (it's behind a paywall), a vibrantly pink katydid, probably fresh from molting, sitting on broad green leaves.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doreen Ketchens on her clarinet during a French Quarter rain… #royalstreet #frenchquarter #NewOrleans #DoreenKetchens IG: @isabellejacopin www.instagram.com/isabellejaco...
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also known as the hazmatryoshka doll
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
seductively unzips my hazmat suit to reveal another hazmat suit
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
If i was a wizard I'd use my powers mainly for remembering why I entered a room
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
filling my weekly pill organizer with Lucky Charms
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
an eight year gap in my résumé that just says “iced coffee”
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who up because Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nurturing random indignation
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*morning after waking up to see I'd sent horrible drunk texts to everyone I know* Wow, so it seems AI has gone rogue and is trying to destroy me
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