Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 10hUpdate. 4253
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10hSad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 10965731355
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾mac_b52 @mac-b5.stickimporters.com · 17hSomeone seems to have stolen Pollox' back legs. 4642
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 5ha lost and found but for I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I'd see you again 074
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 20haccording to a review of my late night online window shopping, it appears my cat narrowly avoided being a nun for Halloween 411043
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 16hNot a single one of my reminders are friendly 08735
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12hit’s simple all I have to do is realize my potential and boom problems solved 45829
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 8hbernadette peters & a very suspicious edgar 98820
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 17/04/2024they told me to make myself at home so I started to make tea but then forgot all about it, went into rooms but couldn’t remember why I was there, misplaced my phone and my reading glasses, and then didn’t fold the laundry for two weeks 011428
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 8hwanna feel old? only 83 shopping days until Christmas 020
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 14hHave you tried eating too much candy about it 1420348
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 16hThinking of going on some sort of spree. Have to pick between shopping or murder. 116522
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10hme: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week also me: 0164
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18hhave you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again 430689
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 351200664806
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is how I look when I'm disassociating while a customer is talking to me 617328
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun 1026575
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you’re never too old to make new mistakes 0205
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾human bean @humanbean.net · 01/10/2026i sing along with this very loudly when its on for about a month after this last pres election I listened to this over and over and over againyoutube.comBE GOOD by Carsie Blanton - OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEOYouTube video by Carsie Blanton 042
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026911: What's your emergency? ME: I'm too sexy for my shirt 911: So sexy it hurts? ME: Unfortunately 911: We'll send a car right over 59917
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026repost if, in the course of composing your autumnal haiku, you were exhilarated to see that "pumpkin spice latte" contains five syllables 083
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My therapist said I seem to be working on my passive-aggressive behavior. I said "Fine, whatever." 27834
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/03/2025If you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound. 915549
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pix or it didn’t happen. 22210
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes. 514354
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It was just too late to return your broken heart at the amazon counter inside your whole foods so I left it there amongst an array of whole foods, and it was healthy again. But still needs the normal store 17847
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me at dinner on a first date: I'm not answering any more questions without a lawyer. 27232
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if i write more skeets it’ll just anger them, i say to myself as i glance warily toward the pen where i keep my reply guys 15816
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I write the jokes. You press the heart. This system only works if everyone does their job. 13111
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026a blinker to show you’re changing moods 918056
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Make me an angel that flies from Montgomery Make me a poster of an old rodeo Just give me one thing that I can hold on to To believe in this livin' is just a hard way to goyoutu.beJohn Prine - Angel From Montgomery | Live From Austin City Limits TV (Web Exclusive)YouTube video by Austin City Limits 080
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dog: [lying the floor, about to snooze for 3 hours] Oh, yaaaah…this is the life. Me: [sitting in a chair, paying bills, doing taxes, and ordering more dog food] Oh yah, this is the life. 13215
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So help me god if I watch those texting dots bounce for 36 minutes while you're typing and I get less than 412 paragraphs I will block you. 1614024
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026you guys aren’t going to believe this, but those two wolves inside me? well, start knitting those booties, bc apparently, we’re expecting 4-6 wolf pups mid November 0186
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What an amazing sky! (🔊Soundtrack courtesy of the birds🔊) 3253
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For 9 years this cat has attempted to get me to feed him at 4 am every day and for 9 years he has not succeeded one time and his only takeaway has been well it's certainly not happening if I don't try again, and I'm starting to find him quite inspirational 482106209
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There are up to 8,000 species of katydids in family Tettigoniidae, 255 in North America alone. But this hot pink katydid isn't some exotic species, it's a 'morph', a normal genetic color variant. Here's the weird part: this is the DOMINANT color gene in katydids. (📷: Audubon Zoo) 421346
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Doreen Ketchens on her clarinet during a French Quarter rain… #royalstreet #frenchquarter #NewOrleans #DoreenKetchens IG: @isabellejacopin www.instagram.com/isabellejaco... 2655694
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026also known as the hazmatryoshka doll 19315
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026seductively unzips my hazmat suit to reveal another hazmat suit 16488125
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 19/07/2025If i was a wizard I'd use my powers mainly for remembering why I entered a room 7486106
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026filling my weekly pill organizer with Lucky Charms 1123
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026an eight year gap in my résumé that just says “iced coffee” 0328
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026who up because Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold 1193
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14197451633
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026nurturing random indignation 310454
Reposted by One Dog’s Opinion 🐾maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*morning after waking up to see I'd sent horrible drunk texts to everyone I know* Wow, so it seems AI has gone rogue and is trying to destroy me 735742