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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024
this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3h
once again i am appreciating the evening symphony in my backyard and exploring the possibility of giving bugs a pass for when they fly directly into my head
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10h
big spike in sales today on the Sorry You Biffed It At The Senate Meeting greeting cards
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10h
big spike in sales today on the Sorry You Biffed It At The Senate Meeting greeting cards
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Gazing longingly at a framed picture of my bed that I keep on my work desk
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 11h
really impossible to communicate just how great the van culture is in Japan right now www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
1985 Chevrolet G101985 Chevrolet G101985 Chevrolet G101985 Chevrolet G10
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14h
i finally complained long enough and now they are going to add a 'stop to smell the flowers' metric on my fitness tracker
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16h
in soviet russia dryer, pillow case swallow sheet
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 18h
an app that shows you how close in proximity you are to a functioning and availble pair of reading glasses
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they call them Fun Size candy bars because it’s “fun” to eat a bunch of them and make your problems go away
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s customary for the Doritos ceo to reside, himself and family, right there on the property at the famed Cool Ranch
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's called sound maybe you've heard of it
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh no that’s toDAY? ??
my Google Calendar for September 28th and there is only one event shown, which is at 2pm. It is titled “Make A Phone Call”
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y’all this is the baseline Loki needs in order to avoid being euthanized. Please boost this as much as possible. I’m a hot mess right now. There is no way I can cover this from my disability and stay housed.
If you have any questions concerning this estimate please do not hesitate
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Procedure or Dispensed Item
59.00
Exam - Medical Progress I
5.35
Phlebotomy
307.00
Catalyst Profile GHP, CBC

Biomedical Disposal
14.00
Urinalysis with Reflex UPC - IDEXX
120.00
Catheterization - IV Fluid Setup
112.00
Sedation - Feline
181.00
Hospitalization - Routine
276.00
Urethral Catheterization (Obstruction)
355.00
Buprenorphine Injections - Per Day
207.00
Cerenia Injection < 25 Ibs. (Dog or Cat)
68.00
Prazosin 1 mg
33.25
IV Pump
139.50
IV Fluid Therapy
351.00
Digital Xray - Single view
270.00


Total estimate charges...
Created: 09-28-26
$2498.10
It does not include any treatments that may be deemed necessary upon ex included treatments. If there are significant discrepancies between the project will be made to contact you. You are responsible for all fees incurred during t The following is a list of the treatments and/or supplies expected to be require
This estimate is valid until 12-27-26.
e assured that the health of Loki is our highest concern and we will do e Inderstand, too, that your signature below indicates that you have reviewed our signature below does not make you responsible for the charges listed accept and agree to the terms of this estimate for Loki Liô. on 09-28-26
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old)
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[extreme bluesky tone] you just haven't tried a good labyrinth yet
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[loudly within earshot of a minotaur] labyrinths can high key catch a fade. i hate labyrinths
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
worst feeling is when you wake up early on the weekend but realize you are still murdered from the night before
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
one of the greatest joys of life is pressing buttons and clicking your mouse and seeing things happen on your computer screen
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just made up a guy in my head: Rutherford B. Hotdogs. what do you think he’s all about
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: Bluesky is less annoying today Wife: Are you posting less
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cheers to the outside
a perspiring glass full of diet A&W Root Beer and ice is held in front of a blurry background of a fenced in and tree lined backyard. the beverage looks refreshing af
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what do you mean rock and roll all night? but when will you get your eight hours?
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[clasping your hands somberly] can you help me figure out dinner
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you see something (a jean jacket) say something (yooo nice jean jacket!)
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i took an iced coffee to my interview and they hired the dang iced coffee! !!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Caught my cat smoking a cigarette out behind my garage
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
is this about...you?
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
one time my dad bought so many jean jackets at sears that they gave him a police escort all the way home
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hey nice gains there but please do not tell me they are ill gotten??
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(trying on new glasses) oh no the world is even clearer now
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 23/09/2026
if this email finds you i am already dead
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Postmaster General should be the title given to the best poster on a social media site and definitely not the supreme leader of mail
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the sign in front of the local Bob Evan’s says “have banana pudding for breakfast” and i could only think “here we are in this very problematic year of twenty twenty-six and look at Bob out here just providing solutions”
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i still think there’s something supernatural going on in the bowling ball return machine
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(gazing wistfully towards the horizon) candy corn’ll be ripe soon
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
day one of not keeping track of days, and frick i guess i’ll try again tomorrow
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atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
everyone thinks having an ultimate final demon form is cool and badass and it may feel that way when you’re whipping it out on your third health bar to kill the hero, but no one ever tells you it’s permanent. yeah, i’m thirty feet tall and have a big mouth in my belly forever now.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 21/09/2026
my car ran out of gas on the side of the road and my insurance company is saying it's totalled
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
me: hello, i have a structured settlement- jg wentworth: go on me: but I don’t need cash now jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed
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