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I'm wearing a tank top underneath my sweatshirt because I haven't given up on summer yet.

I followed someone delightfully weird, but they’ve deleted their account. Hopefully they will return, but in the meantime, there is no shortage of weird here.

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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 4h

“Come on, gang! Let’s go find that ark and raid it!”

Black sign with white letters affixed. It says: RANDOM LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT FANS OF IT INSTANTLY KNOW

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 5h

I spoke to my former dentist last night. He retired a couple years ago and now seems so relaxed and happy. He started his career as a dentist in the Army, so he’s seen some things.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 8h

[Precisely 55 seconds into a hike] I'm not gonna make it, go on without me.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 13h

I mean I’ve been called worse. But Cookie Lady is not the gritty nickname I envisioned for myself.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 15h

Tonight’s cover band sang “Amie” by Pure Prairie League. I spelled my name like that in second grade because of that song.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 22h

The only way to look good getting out of a hammock is to wait until it's dark.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 22h

I'm running 6 procrastinations past late.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You can ghost with impunity this month. 👻

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

She said I had to choose between her and my love of bird calls. I said toodle-oo.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I live near a high school. The new band director has students practice at night in the parking lot. I pretend it’s a serenade just for me.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cozy up. I’m (re)vaccinated.

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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thank you for your disinterest

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Read a review of herbal teas that said, “Some taste like gym socks, others like floral arrangements in a funeral parlor …” I’ll stick with chamomile, thanks.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Help me figure out which smoke detector is chirping.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The restoration company takes on big projects like schools and churches. But they were especially proud of their work on a smashed bust of George Washington. They gave George his face back.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s annual review time for an awesome employee at my history museum. I like big raises and I cannot lie.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah, yeah. *vague gesture* Nobody has trust issues until they try to decide which person they'd ask to brace the ladder they're about to climb.

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Jenette @cornettofairy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I appear to have genuinely annoyed myself by signing up to something I always wanted to do, so that’s nice

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You can’t traumatize me. My sister left comments in the margins of my childhood diary.

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You ask if I'm over it, and I give you my answer, by way of pyroclastic cloud.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have very strong emotional resilience when absolutely nothing bad is happening and no one at all is hurting my feelings.

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Tom Compton @tomcomptonmusic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The time we spend looking at motivational posters is time we'll never get back.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“This too shall pass,” I mutter as I pass a slow walker.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Adélie penguins literally waddle across Antarctica to find the perfect pebble for their soulmate, but thanks for putting your dirty bowl in the dishwasher.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm a "Well, actually ..." person at heart, but I can control it.

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One great thing about lacking object permanence is that I still really enjoy the heck out of a good game of peekaboo.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

she could be a little possessive sometimes, like an apostrophe

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Went to a Meet and Greet event for a candidate. The woman running for office has a goofy district that covers one-third of the state with 17,000 square miles. She’ll need a new car when campaigning ends.

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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026