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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

★★★ Review "Won $1K playing blackjack (yay!), then backed into a lamp post in the parking lot and didn't want wife to know I was gambling so I said I'd been rear-ended on the highway but then she found the receipt from the casino and moved to her sisters (boo)." Clancy S., Davenport, IA

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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just survived the original jump scare Opening a can of Pillsbury biscuits

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

when putting a shirt on, do you: a. go head first, then arms? b. start with arms, then head? c. do some weird thing that will reduce your chances of ever finding unconditional love?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love this time of year, just before whatever terrible thing happens next.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

warning: seven days after reading one of my posts i climb out of your phone and stare disgustedly at your filthy microwave

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As I get older and injure myself more and more, I wish I had paid attention to first-aid in class instead of writing shit in Metallica font on notebook covers

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surfrich3.bsky.social @surfrich3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Rolling Stones, but they’ve lost all momentum and are just resting at the end of the rain gutter causing splashing sounds in this big storm.

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The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gorillaz but they are actually the Monkees

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Rage against the machine but the machine is my country

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I had a thought but don’t worry, I salted the earth so nothing like it ever grows again.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Babe, get the fuck up & do Islands In the Stream on karaoke w me or I swear to God I will pull the pin out of this fuckin grenade

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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

NO MISTER BOND I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!!

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

feed a cold starve a saturday night fever

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

First rule of Shite Club, don’t talk shite about Shite Club. We’re trying to get new members FFS! 🙋‍♂️ Do you think we should change the name? THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE NAME! YOU NEED TO TALK THAT SHIT UP! 🙋‍♀️ .but.but..it just sounds a bit shite. FFS! THIS NEGATIVITY IS RUINING SHITE CLUB!

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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Granted, I haven't seen Blue Velvet in a while, but that's not how I would describe it... www.arrowfilms.com/p/blue-velve...

An outlandish mix of slapstick, romance, drama and high-voltage kung fu from legendary martial arts filmmaker Sammo Hung (The Prodigal Son). Pay the fare and take the ride in Pedicab Driver!

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy at work said “oh you one of them saunter into a room mfers huh?” and I’m so relieved to finally be out of the saunter closet

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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I get the sense that, like medieval monks, there will soon be a couple hundred people writing ideas in cursive with ink on paper, preserving real books, engaging in the scientific method, doing actual research, & safeguarding knowledge, while 99% of the world thumb into phones, “grok is this rele?”

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lived through misunderstanding of leaning in for a kiss when pharmacy tech commenting on my soft dress, but I may not live through the vaccine side effects this time. Go on without me. Fall in love with a pharmacy tech. Get married. Have mediocre children. I'll be dead and will send no gift.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gather ‘round the campfire and let me spin you a yarn, kids. Much like St. Patrick’s Day in Ireland, we celebrate the autumnal equinox here to honour the day that, legend has it, Don Henley drove the boys back out of town

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Learning to Fly - Pink Floyd Jailbreak - AC/DC I Can See Clearly Now - Johnny Nash Higher & Higher - Jackie Wilson Too High - Stevie Wonder Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash Free Fallin’ - Tom Petty Splish Splash - Bobby Darrin ~ Icarus’ playlist

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

If I say that I am attracted to you, it's like a turkey vulture to the abandoned carcass of a seal on shore.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

And would it kill you to…

A pink sticky note above a container of chowder saying ‘stir chowder once in a while’

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

FACT: polar bears can multi task. They are able to maul you and drink a Coke at the same time.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

One of my favorite organisms is Mixotricha paradoxa, the protozoan that lives inside termites and digests cellulose for them. It is actually 5 different organisms, each working in such perfect symbiosis that it's nearly impossible to tell where one begins and one ends.

Electron microscope image of a M paradoxa, a lumpy vaguely potato-shaped cell that is also very hairy with cilia.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yes I put names on lists. I keep several lists: Cowardly Little Bitch Solstice cards Christmas cards Leave it to Karma Jumbo Cinnamon Roll call back Deserves to Lose an Eyebrow Better Looking than Jason Mamoa Hit with truck if you can get away with it

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today’s tears are just softening the earth for the rise of tomorrow’s rage.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It was the what the fuck are we even doingest of times...

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/09/2026

[any dangerous situation] me: don’t worry y’all I’m the main character I can’t die

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[Elizabeth Holmes Voice]: I’m Batman.

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 18/09/2026

At the end of the day, even though he's a bad guy, I'm having a hard time watching Mitch McConnell be a victim of elder abuse. I wish there were something I could do to help, like scream at him until he soils himself or trick him into adding me to his will.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The intensity of two people trying to figure out how to pay the parking meter.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

working on my autumn bod (decaying)

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The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It seems like the Torment Nexus guys are getting real nervous

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

accidentally rhymed two sentences together, a crowd gathered, and shit got real

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you start out by saying “this is going to sound weird,” you’ll get my full attention

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026

has anyone noticed the days are getting shorter?? what exactly is the plan when we're all engulfed in eternal darkness

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Folk music is drastically increasing in popularity. Prepare for an apocalyptic recession.

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026

MITCH MCCONNELL TO REPLACE MACKLEMORE ON ED SHEERAN TOUR

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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the real reason why the sirens were always trying to make the ships crash on the rocks is because they owned a boat bodyshop right around the corner

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

[cat and me contemplating the absolutely shredded sofa] me: I can get a dog you know

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