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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
trying to appear more likeable to the court room by calling it a caper instead of life insurance fraud
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my second last sentence on deathbed: the smoke and sound of sizzling fajitas. my last sentence on deathbed: work that into the funeral
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
gf: its over I can’t be with someone so cheap with such a bad temper me: arghhh *grabs lamp and places it on it’s side against the wall*
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[friend looking at my time machine] we’re all impressed we just don’t feel youre taking advantage of it [me just getting back from inventing the highlighter] sounds like jealousy
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[lady im stranded on a deserted island with after our plane went down] ya gotta help me find my husband [me who is supposed to get my braces off next week] we all got problems lady
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
putting the joker makeup on because my wife said I bought the wrong olive oil
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yogurts should come in a five pack not four pack or make the work week four days
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the ideal temperature for food is the temperature paper comes out of a photocopier
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[to psychic gf] the spirits you talk to make fun of me don't they "no" [she laughs for no reason] AHHHH *punching the air* FIGHT ME SPIRITS
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
losing blood and about to pass out but trying to delete ‘Kramer slide’ off my search history before anyone finds me
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
more like Less Anderson. Nate and Kate try to get me to like Wes Anderson movies by watching The Life Aquatic on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/3zWF... podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
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ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We're leaving you until October. Happy birthday, Nate! 4️⃣0️⃣ Pls enjoy The Life Aquatic with SteveZ on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social to bookend OCEAN & BEACH month. Join Owen @thenatewolf.bsky.social Bill @murrman5.bsky.social Jeff @ladybroseph.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/3zWF...
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The Life Aquatic (2004)
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
wife: I just think it’s odd that you take two kickboxing lessons and now really wanna go to the zoo
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[wife for the 5th month in a row] think you could talk to your boss this morning [me who gets paid in gift cards] kayla please don’t start
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
love the vet. love to hear the staff keep saying “the patient” and it’s a lizard.
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
me: if I wished that I would look good in hats would my head change shape or would the hats? genie: what do you want to happen?
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
best part of being canadian is that everyone else thinks we are weirdos anyway so we can just say anything and people believe us. McDonald’s have rolls here
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ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
House Atreides is @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social and @murrman5.bsky.social has accepted that he is Muad'Dib. It's a Post Dune Brent world and @thenatewolf.bsky.social & @ladybroseph.bsky.social are Gurney Halleck and Duncan Idaho. Frank Herbert wants you to like us. open.spotify.com/episode/0umi...
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Dune: Part Two (2024)
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ DUNE 2 Are the Dune movies better than the Lord of the Rings movies?? Tell us why or why not open.spotify.com/episode/0umi... podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
mission impossible movies are good because you spend most of the movie saying this misson is impossible but then
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
friend who owns his own company: it’s just meetings meetings meetings. me who just emailed mini wheats: preaching to the choir
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ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Important events just like us! @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched Conclave! Join Pope Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social Vestment @murrman5.bsky.social THE 3 HOUR DIVE @ladybroseph.bsky.social Like and share to save humanity from suffering like for real. www.tickettailor.com/events/waldo...
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you write a letter to Santa Claus with no mailing address, the post office figures it out. Same with the famous witch Lady Slime.
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
a coworker bumps into me and a picture of the grim reaper holding the ace of hearts falls to the floor then another coworker bumps into me and a folder labelled tattoo ideas falls to the floor
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ 12 ANGRY MEN -French Bob -a personal hello -it’s not the medication -knifed -it’s been bugs -oh I’m not taking Pennies in a bag serious? -quiz, medals and ratings open.spotify.com/episode/0rc1... podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Calling me dolly is high praise
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ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Memorable characters & chronic health conditions are what @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social & Steel Magnolias have in common. Join Sally Field's best friends: Julia Roberts @thenatewolf.bsky.social Dolly Parton @murrman5.bsky.social Olympia Dukakis @ladybroseph.bsky.social youtube.com/@nafmc?si=3O...
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
it’s adult mouths month on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social what dialogue heavy movie should we watch? Comment below.
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Nate is so good at this stuff. Go watch and see
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
friend im in a step challenge with texting when he sees my score: try hard me being chased by a wolf: call poblice
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
son: Godzilla is a girl me: *lays fork down quietly and exhales thru nose*
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Talked religion with people smarter than me and used the word “monkery”
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
it’s adult mouths month on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social what dialogue heavy movie should we watch? Comment below.
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Heard you guys like entertainment created without the use of AI. Everything in this show, from the music, to the cartoons, even the font, was made with love by a human! Watch the full episode here: youtu.be/EfIDb4pcoak?...
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NAFMC EP. 157 - Lincoln (2012)
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ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Lincoln would have loved @murrman5.bsky.social because they both eat the same. two bags of chips, two pieces of pizza, one mirage bar, 30 candies, 3 zyn, 2 beer, and a soda. Love, @thenatewolf.bsky.social @ladybroseph.bsky.social Like this or you hate Brent & YOU DONT HATE youtube.com/@nafmc
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The North American Friends Movie Club Podcast - The greatest movie club in the history of the world!!! Super friends Brent, Kate, and Nate choose a different theme every month and present movies to e...
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Lincoln needed more milk
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ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They made me watch The Mask on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social If overstimulating was a person, it would be the mask monster. Join us! Staring @thenatewolf.bsky.social Introducing @murrman5.bsky.social Featuring @ladybroseph.bsky.social Like, love & share friendship wherever u go! youtube.com/@nafmc
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The North American Friends Movie Club Podcast - The greatest movie club in the history of the world!!! Super friends Brent, Kate, and Nate choose a different theme every month and present movies to e...
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ THE MASK Wear the most yellow suit you have and join us at the coco bongo open.spotify.com/episode/0Vck... podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Friday night is the perfect night to join @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social Watch me, @murrman5.bsky.social and @ladybroseph.bsky.social discuss Set it Off (1996) youtu.be/H54O85Djgag?...
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NAFMC EP. 155 - Set It Off (1996)
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ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Dear Lord in heaven pray for teen Kate who empathized w Set It Off. @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social helped me process. Join King Latifah @thenatewolf.bsky.social Jada Pinkett Murray @murrman5.bsky.social TT Tinkle @ladybroseph.bsky.social Like Follow Retweet Write Letters youtu.be/H54O85Djgag?...
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NAFMC EP. 155 - Set It Off (1996)
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A 1999 look in the mirror vt.tiktok.com/ZSQnW3yDM/
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Using A.I. to create an episode of me on the family feud in case the haters start fact checking my obituary
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
vt.tiktok.com/ZSQQTwPyX/ What if he had a foot hook?
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
vt.tiktok.com/ZSQa4Dn5u/ How much you gonna read?
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ DICK TRACY -Persia -rolling -ketamine -put your drama in your pocket -bible part 3 -gargoyle work -put the chops up -pass me my dust -quiz, medals and ratings open.spotify.com/episode/4IHT... podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
me: you know that thing where you see how much time is left in a tv show and think they’re never gonna wrap this up and solve it time. therapist: is that way you keep checking your watch?
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
[pretending to be a curious observer during me and my partners homemade cleaner hustle] how is it against grime?
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ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We watched a TV episode on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social Caves episode of Planet Earth. 😒 Join Enabler @thenatewolf.bsky.social Beard eater @murrman5.bsky.social Old Mom @ladybroseph.bsky.social If you share this you understand how important rules are for clubs. youtu.be/KveZ0CidLhc?...
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NAFMC EP. 153 - Planet Earth: Caves (2006)
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I hate being rushed. It turns me into an old cowboy. I start saying things like “hold your horses” and “simmer your beans” and “I’ll kill myself if you rush me”
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