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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 7h
This might be too high level of a reference for me to understand, but I am deeply intrigued by this fan art
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My book is out in 9 days!!
Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie, my debut hardcover collection of comics, is out October 6th. In this photo, you can see it erupting from my chest like a baby alien. I recovered from my wounds but only barely
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Adam Reck 🔜 NYCC @adamreck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not really near Javits but those going to NYCC should know that @beetlemoses.bsky.social is having a book signing at P&T Knitwear on 10/8
Flyer for beetle moses’ book signing tour
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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frogfather @frogfather.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i don't know how beetle moses keeps up this 100% hit rate but damn
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David Harper @davidharper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta love it when Beetle drops a banger the day we're recording a podcast.
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think someone should give Beetle Moses a kajillion dollars to do a skit show that's a cross between I Think You Should Leave and Funky Forest
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Alexandra @alexphilomela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another day another banger
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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箕島 綺譚 [Mishima Kitan] (they/them)💖Support Black Trans Liberation @mishimakitan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love this @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic and it also reminded me of the one time Sadako threw first pitch at a Japanese baseball match to promote her new movie a while back. 🤣 youtu.be/lzjrOpIOW30
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貞子、3年ぶり始球式で“豪速球”披露!場内どよめく
YouTube video by MANTAN TV
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Drew Misemer is too damn busy... @dmisemer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A momth later, this still cracks up at least one person at my job. I posted it on the fridge.
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GraphicJon @graphicjon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was inspired. #voiceover
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 23/09/2026
5 weeks until Halloween, can I make it happen
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michael Jordan spraying champagne
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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M.J. Bauer @fromthedarkforest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think getting the @beetlemoses.bsky.social art book for my birthday would fix me. It's impossible because my birthday is five days before the book releases. But it would probably do the trick.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 19/09/2026
My mate and I are both big @beetlemoses.bsky.social fans and there are so many beetlemoses faces in this film I can't explain it
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a small group of friends is hanging out indoors. Two guys are on the couch, holding video game controllers. A third guy steps into the room and says, “can someone move their car?” Panel 2: he continues, “there’s an impossible device blocking me.” In the driveway, a beige car is parked in front of a glossy, unfathomable biomechanic vehicle. Panel 3: back in the video game room, a spindly, three-eyed alien creature steps from across the room with a car key in hand. The alien says, “that’s me, bro— I’ll move.” One of the guys on the couch throws up his hands because the alien is blocking the TV.
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andy @andysokay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there's a brilliantly surreal streak in beetle moses comics. i love it so much
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Persona @m-singular.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Beetle moses es el mejor
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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Antonio Buch @buchplays.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Big Binky and the Banana Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Big Binky and the Banana Boys. Their frontman, Big Binky, is an orangutan, seen wearing sunglasses and shredding on guitar. His bandmates, a conga player and kazoo player, are also orangutans wearing sunglasses.
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Nick @nickpowell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The original comic from above, edited so the middle panel is replaced with two panels of the crip walking dog. The man is just as disgusted as before
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whispering, "They've got @beetlemoses.bsky.social," like John Hammond just told me about the trex at Jurassic Park.
A picture of me and the artist known as Beetle Moses together at SPX.
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April Landry @landrysesame.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a very funny #spx thing that happened is I picked up a print from @beetlemoses.bsky.social and then my wife revealed she bought me the exact same print earlier in the day!
A photo of two of the exact same print from beetle Moses of a man dying and being reincarnated as a duck with the same signature and note.Close up of A photo of two of the exact same print from beetle Moses of a man dying and being reincarnated as a duck with the same signature and note.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Small Press Expo was absolutely incredible. Thank you to everyone who stopped by my table. For some reason the only photo I took all weekend was of this bagel. If you took any pics with me or of my table, will you share them with me?
Bacon egg and cheese on everything bagel, an invention I came up with entirely on my own. Any time someone orders one of these I receive a $0.05 royalty
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Come find me at table W40 at SPX all weekend!
I’m at SPX - Table W40 in the corner!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who am I seeing this weekend
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Super lit starter if you’re looking to spruce up your space go.bsky.app/PTuZMk2
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Holy crap Lois that sold out fast. More book bundle tickets have been added to the NYC event!
Beetle Moses book signing event in NYC - screenshot of sold out book bundle tickets. But good news, P&T Knitwear has added more on the website!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a group of friends are chatting in front of a record player playing music through some speakers. Friend 1 sticks his thumb at the speakers and says, “yeah, dude. This band is washed up.” Panel 2: standing among the group is a badly decaying beaked whale carcass holding a can of beer. Two other friends in the group look disappointedly at friend 1. They interject: “whoa, man.” “You can’t say that.” Panel 3: Friend 1 shrugs sheepishly and says, “it’s a phrase!” One of the girls puts a caring hand on the arm of the whale carcass. The carcass reassures her calmly, “I’m fine…”
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 08/09/2026
Preorder locked in @beetlemoses.bsky.social
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Cody Ziglar @yayforzig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sicko hours.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
NYC!!!! My book launch party is only a month away! RSVP just went live… gonna fill up quick - would love to see you there!
Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie book launch/signing event in NYC on Oct 8th! Doors 6:30. RSVP at the link below!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I made a deliberate shift a couple years ago to avoid using curse words in my comics after I got two very nice messages from teachers who told me they will sometimes open their lesson with a beetle moses comic
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m tied with big Z
Zohran Mamdani and Beetle Moses currently tied at #95 most influential bluesky poster, with 62 votes each
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