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cait (and adonis)

@cait.bsky.social
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The Ringleader big famous microblogger pet account reactionary flamboyant wrecker goddess of uselessness antisocial influencer [she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 2h
good morning to this couple and this couple only
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 6h
and she was right!!! he is so handsome!!!!
orange cat looking debonair
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4h
I'm in charge of decorating for our Halloween event again and I managed to subtly convince everyone to do Snow White with me (by saying we're doing Snow White and I'm Snow White)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 5h
they can never supply examples of the things they claim have so massively improved from what people are imagining. "they're so much better and they can think and write music" okay where is it
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 6h
and she was right!!! he is so handsome!!!!
orange cat looking debonair
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 6h
most of my top posts are from various points after we first brought Adonis home and I'm just sitting here making myself emotional about it when I'm supposed to be getting ready for work
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14h
just noticed you can sort posts by "top" when you search someone's profile
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16h
wait those Taylor Swift songs are real?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18h
little paws. little curled up paws
orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17h
he looks like his skull is slowly attempting to escape through his skin
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 19h
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18h
little paws. little curled up paws
orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yarr
orange cat in the middle of licking his chops
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21h
wow suddenly everyone hates a surprise party
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the official bag of people who don't care which team wins they just want everyone to go out there and have fun
large rubber bag that says "GO SPORTS"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
APPROVE MY PRIOR AUTHORIZATION OR I AM GOING TO CRASH OUT
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shit you write when you've never met or spoken to another human being on this planet in your entire life
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I flipped off THREE cybertrucks on the way to work today. is the douchebag convention in town or what
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.
A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LMAOOOOOO
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels
the wheel of samsara with a kitty powerless against the endless cycle of birth, suffering, death, and rebirth
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yarr
orange cat in the middle of licking his chops
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I finally found my favorite pokémon (Girafarig) in Pokopia and I made a noise that I am fairly certain was only detectable by dogs
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's just a Rube Goldberg machine that unplugs your computer
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I LOVE when he does indoor cat stuff. yes this box and plastic is for me. what about it
orange cat laid out on top of an opened cardboard box and a bunch of plastic
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meanwhile on reddit: OP's brother can't find an attorney willing to represent him in his case where he tried to kill his last attorney
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u/weddingcake34 • 2d
Criminal Defender Attorneys Refusing to take
My Brothers Case
Criminal Law
Location:
I'm not condoning my brothers actions but just tryin to figure out some options. My brother was arrested for felony assault causing injury against his criminal defense attorney in another misdemeanor case. The attorney is a pretty well known attorney in the area I guess. Now we are finding that other lawyers wont take his case which I understand is his fsult but what are our options if he is found too financially stable to get a public one? He has been in custody for months.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
would you 🫵 give this man some shredded cheese
orange cat sitting expectantly on the floor
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meanwhile on reddit: OP's brother can't find an attorney willing to represent him in his case where he tried to kill his last attorney
r/legaladvice
u/weddingcake34 • 2d
Criminal Defender Attorneys Refusing to take
My Brothers Case
Criminal Law
Location:
I'm not condoning my brothers actions but just tryin to figure out some options. My brother was arrested for felony assault causing injury against his criminal defense attorney in another misdemeanor case. The attorney is a pretty well known attorney in the area I guess. Now we are finding that other lawyers wont take his case which I understand is his fsult but what are our options if he is found too financially stable to get a public one? He has been in custody for months.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whenever I fuck up and do some stupid shit at work I'm going to start saying I "went rogue"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
would you 🫵 give this man some shredded cheese
orange cat sitting expectantly on the floor
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? I don't!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I downloaded a mood tracking app at the suggestion of my various brain doctors and I found one I really liked! and then they started trying to push their "AI-powered features" on me so I guess I have to find another one. you think I trust AI in my mental health app????
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this signage is so compelling to me. I want more things to look like this please
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
prescription drug coverage is some of the most demonic shit you will ever encounter in your life. my doctor prescribed me a medication and somehow there are now at least two third-party corporations involved for no apparent reason and nobody knows what is going on or what needs to be done
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I LOVE when he does indoor cat stuff. yes this box and plastic is for me. what about it
orange cat laid out on top of an opened cardboard box and a bunch of plastic
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if this horrible little thing and its cursed amulet come near me I'm going to beat it with a bat actually
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
remembering that it's the lord's day and I don't need to argue with any of you people when I could be washing my sheets instead
Jon Hamm meditating or whatever
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not one of these guys could win a bar fight
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
his facial expressions absolutely kill me. why do you look so indignant
orange cat sitting in his bed in front of his box of toys
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