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Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social
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Comics, Music and Podcasts by Katie Freeway Hood Website - hausofdecline.ca Patreon - patreon.com/hausofdecline Store - hausofdecline.bigcartel.com

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Come out to my show at Houndstooth on October 21 with my band @antispectacular.bsky.social! Also included are local music geniuses Big Milk! A grand time will be had by some. Others will be devastated.
Anti-Spectacular vs. Big Milk. 
Houndstooth.
Wednesday, October 21
Doors 7:30PM
Starts 8:30PM
$10 PWYC
19+

Two kaijus stand in front of a city. One wears a baseball cap and has a striped body. The other is a cow with a machine gun udder.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
>Saying I have the soul of a woman is stupid reasoning for this. Surely there's better explanation. >It's a exclusively medical/biological thing... no... >It's conforming to set of social stereotypes...no... >It's about indivdualist self-actualization...no... >Fuck it. I got the soul of a woman
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Being autistic but having your hyperfixation be mimicry is great for getting out of social jail
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cregger's Resident Evil is a good example of "Fast Body Horror." In the 80s, a lot of Body Horror was "slow" because in order to execute a special effect, there was one gimmick per shot, so transformation sequences had many cuts and emphasized the mechanics of the gimmick.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1980 Trans Woman: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😫 Modern day vore enthusiast: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😄
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They gave me the Midwestern Mom hormones
Katie Freeway wearing gray tank top and mom jeans
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like Body Horror, not because I am a Trans Woman, but because I am a hypochondriacal Jew
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listen to this podcast I did with my lovely friends Justin and Jay! We write some live Peyton Tolle fan fiction. Infinite love to any PaulWalterHauser-moded man.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stuffing handful of Benadryl into face and immediately posting: "Jordan Peterson is a deservedly maligned figure, but a lot of you t-girls out there should really learn to stand up straight and clean up your room." Then passing out for two days and pissing the bed
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A man says "I'm glad you still find time to hang with your uncool cis friends like me..." Katie, a trans woman, replies "haha fuck you." The man says "by the way you're a total passoid now." Shocked and perturbed, Katie grabs the man by the back of the skull and the collar. SHe leans in tight and interrogates "how do you know that word? Did I teach you that?" The man sweats.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not to be reductive, but I really do think the AI cult is almost entirely propelled by a deep-seated libidinal misogyny. Dawg, look how Eliezer Yudkowsky's Rationalist Harry Potter fanfic starts.
In this fan fiction's alternate Harry Potter series universe, Lily Potter magically made her sister, Petunia Evana, more beautiful, allowing her to marry Oxford professor Michael Verres. When thir nephew Harry James Potter is orphaned, they adopt him as Harry Jamez Potter-Evans-Verres and homeschiol him in science and rationality.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An AI engineer with round glasses says "we figured out that in order to get the A.I. to make more human-like art, it needs to draw from a set of personal emotional experiences..." He holds up a tablet displaying a program entitled "C-PTSD-GPT" and says "so we gave an A.I. the memory of having divorced parents." He gives it to an engineer with square glases who sees that it has generated art of a sitting childlike figure flanked by two arguing, monstrous dinosaur-like skulls. He comments "Wooooah... this is DARK." Round glasses replies "you think that's good? Wait until you see the one we molested!"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the most reliable ways to deal with the psychic brutality of late in life transition is to have a sense of humour about yourself. Especially difficult for me because I am megalomaniacal and frequently believe I am Princess Genius.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New episode of the Podcast hausofdecline.ca/podcast Horror illustrator and Toronto Inhabitant Trevor Henderson (@slimyswampghost.bsky.social) joins me to discuss looming figures in the distance, obscure VHS schlock and the terrible consequences of everyone's desperate need for lore.
Katie Freeway and Trevor Henderson have jocular conversation as shambolic anthropomorphized version of the CN Tower threatens them in the background.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Resident Evil movie very good. My nitpicking gripe with it is that there are almost zero practical effects in it. I totally get why current film production militates against that sort of thing. But when you're making a bio-goop monster, I believe it's always more visceral if the goop is real.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hit my late 30s & now if I think about playing video games it triggers a disgust response. Don't think this is a universal feeling nor do I think it is a medium without merit. But I'm paralyzed by the thought of how much time I spent on them when I could have been doing something more constructive.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dating in my 30s. Katie says "I am not going to be mommy" much to the disappointment of her partner. She starts punching herself in the head and repeats "I am NOT going to be mommy." She waits a beat while her partner stands in anticipation. She shamefully relents and says "fine... I'm mommy." Her partner beams with excitement.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nothing is a cognitohazard. You are just mentally gumptionless.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Recent Youtube Recommendations "We tried EVERY Slim Jim" "The WORST EVER Music Gig in Rhodesia" "Money for Nothing but Every Lyric is the F-Slur"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are not getting El Niño this year. We are getting El Hombre.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting popular off crudely drawn cartoons is funny because I bluffed my way into an art career and now I actually have to learn how to draw on the job
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oil Crisis! Unpopular wars galvanizing student movements! Loss of trust in the office of the President! It's the Turbo 70s baby. Hopefully this will precipitate a return of dogshit Blues Rock that I love so very much.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Re: Rationalists. I think someone who says that they are able to perceive a God of everlasting cruelty and that you should also perceive this God lest you be punished should be met with extreme suspicion.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie looks at a pic on Grindr featuring a muscular man labelled "hungdaddy." She asks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos. She types in the app and says "whatever, I'm too horny to think striaght. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." She receives a knock on the door. She opens it and standing in front of her is a armless, legless, headless torso.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I sorta soft-launched it, but I'm not going by Alex no more. I am Katie now.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seeing shitty art way more inspiring than seeing good art. Why be demoralized by the prodigious talent of another when you can be buoyed by the feeling that you can outcompete abject mediocrity?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In order to deal with the constant onslaught of destabilizing news, I have adopted an attitude of "therapeutic accelerationism." Any time some event happens that will be included in a history textbook as a portent of the dark times, I crack a cold one, sit back and think "all according to plan."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Come to SHOW OF DECLINE on Thursday, October 8 at Tapestry in Kensington Market. Get cultured, stupid! This one features @anotherglassbox.bsky.social, @meghanharrison.bsky.social and @zakjones.ca! Also open mic poetry with my band @antispectacular.bsky.social
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It' Show of Decline! 
An interview with Dan Seljak.
Readings by Meghan Harrison and Zak Jones.
Open Mic Poewtry with a Live band Anti-Spectacular.
Thursday Oct. 8
Doors Open 7pm 
Show Starts 8pm
Tapestry 224 Augusta Ave.
$10 PWYC
19+
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Grimace looks in the mirror and says "i'm having a mid-life crisis." He gets the buzzer out and says "time to shave my head..." He starts buzzing, to reveal that underneath he is a depressed Caucasian.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Joey does the best grotesque pfps for Halloween! I am giving him the endorsement of heaven.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Folk music is drastically increasing in popularity. Prepare for an apocalyptic recession.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is only one rock n roll song and it's Bo Diddley by Bo Diddley. Every other piece of Rock music is just further iterating on Bo Diddley.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why are there so many Trans people who are musicians? Because the arts are one of the few options available to us to achieve any sort of class mobility, the others being sex work and Raytheon.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man asks Big Torso Frank "hey Big Torso Frank. Can I hurl myself against yout massive torso?" Big Torso Frank says "yeah, sure." The man flings himself back first into Frank. Frank easily absorbs the impact with a FUMP. The man FLOPs down and Big Torso Frank asks "so how was it?" The man, tearful, embraces Big Torso Frank and cries "I had never known peace before this moment." Big Torso Frank lovingly looks at him and says "lots of people react this way."
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