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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 17h

Being on time places in the mornings need to chill the fuck out I need my time to write poetry & poop. Like knock it off

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13h

I’m sorry – I need to take this call. It’s my undertaker

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 13h

🎶 Like a honey bee, you took the best of me Now I can't erase those memories Like a fairy tale, you were so unreal You left a scar that's so hard to heal

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 13h

🎶 The doctor put her hands over my liver She told me my resentment's getting smaller No, I'm not afraid of hard work I get everything I want I have everything I wanted🎶

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13h

I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.

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ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 14h

Everyone keeps calling him a tree frog, but I don't see a tree anywhere. That's clearly a house frog named Fergus and I love him.

A small gray-brown tree frog clings vertically to a textured white exterior wall at night. Its bumpy, mottled skin blends with the surface, while its large golden-brown eye and rounded toe pads are illuminated by the camera flash, casting a dark shadow behind it.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16h

i’m an accident that keeps on happening but the coffee seems to be helping

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A warm, soothing, buttery bowl of butter.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 17h

There’s a 98% chance that my dog is going to excite-pee when he sees me, and only slightly lesser odds that I will when I see him.

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Mary Unfaithful✔️ @themaryunfaithful.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Breaking 🚨: Typo in the memo sent to Mayor Mamdani sees New York’s top dog failing to introduce Sharia Law and instead enacts Shania Law.

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Mary Unfaithful✔️ @themaryunfaithful.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Walking around the grocery store telling anything pumpkin spiced to fuck off season well and truly underway.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 18h

Intro To Bonding 101: I hide your devices & make you watch Garden State. You get really into The Shins all over again cause of it & I say you’re welcome

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 18h

I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 18h

Hope we don’t forget to wrap our hearts in burlap & mulch em for the season. Gonna be a cold one, again

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I'm donating my brain to science just to see if we can keep this shit from happening again.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

There's about 200 calories in a donut. If I eat 6 a day and nothing else, I'd "technically" still be on a diet.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

You can not take seriously anyone who does not make you laugh.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what in the trying to recreate canned pasta dinner of my youth disaster looking thing is this but it tastes pretty ok I guess

photo of a bowl of noodles, impossible meatballs, tomato sauce, and spinach

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 22h

you have a soul too beautiful to tarnish it with bitterness rejoice in who you are embrace your existence marvel at your individuality you are a crucial piece of a celestial puzzle you mean so much more than you will ever know

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 22h

As all my dreams are ground to dust.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They say make yourself at home then get mad when you eat all their cheese

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 22h

The 91st best shitposter on bluesky

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 21h

There’s always a last last.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21h

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage 🎶

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 22h

Espresso. For when you need a coffee, with your coffee.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We've become so silly out of touch with our instincts that if we still had tails they would betray us, but that's why I always swing on the ass tickling of forgiveness

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 23h

just noticed on a bag of snakes that two snakes equals one serve and with all due respect go fuck yourself

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Things would be easier if we had a no kill shelter here.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not going to lie, would you accept an elaborate excuse instead?

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my kid sent me some photos they took, this is one of them… Monday

A statue, at dusk, from behind as though staring into the future. There is a traffic cone on its head.

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I heard that you like the badgers honey is that true

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

antifreeze for the brain

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Adélie penguins literally waddle across Antarctica to find the perfect pebble for their soulmate, but thanks for putting your dirty bowl in the dishwasher.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

totally tidal dude

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me: why can't you just play along it's not like you have to actually do anything just stop being such a pain in the arse my boot laces:

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Daughter called me from school sick. Once I broke her out of there I discovered that what that means is she got taco sauce on her shirt.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me: we have to stop meeting like this *chuckle, pause, frown* no, seriously, i'm getting sick of bumping into you tuesday:

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me (watching a true crime show where they mention a possibly connected case that i recognise because i've already watched a true crime show about the case they're mentioning): am i watching too much true crime? no, it's the children who are wrong.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Throwing my venmo code up and starting this new thing called reverse stripping. Y'all tip me to keep putting more and more layers on until I look like I'm headed into the Tundra.

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