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Gustaue Flavbert

@cataribartok.bsky.social
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 1h
what do you think of naming a girl baby Rita Lynn
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 13h
GUESS WHAT #synthsky? On Halloween Eve Eve (two days before the big day) @apparent-radiant.bsky.social is teaming up with improv electronic artists and synth doom bands to bring you an evening of creep-ass readings set to creep-ass music...
poster for the above described show
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Augustus Gloop getting sucked into the pipe leading from the chocolate river, his doom sealed, with acres of time to anticipate it and be observed, with no real hope of rescue.
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Plea to the Spider I Saw Once When I Was Urinating by Gustaue Flavbert ======== Please don't jump on my dick, man
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The @500songspodcast.bsky.social patreon bonus about The Bee Gees, with a mention of the band Toe Fat, allows me to post this DEEPLY unsettling album cover
Cover for the self titled album Toe Fat , featuring human bodies with blank toes for heads
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Harlan Crow" as the name of a megarich avatar of corruption is some seriously on-the-nose 1950s DC comics editorial standards
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ace Wheelworks in Cambridge/Somerville has always been real cool to me
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a pretentious motherfucker I’m VERY susceptible to adopting European norms for living but one I will NEVER BE OK WITH is their zeal for WhatsApp
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A family can save a lot of money by pre-embalming the corpse
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've long said a problem with hip-hop is it leaves no room for a career to develop over a period of years or decades and it would appear that was actually for the best
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
for medical reasons that are too private to get into I had to have a dildo grafted above my shin and I'm TIRED of whenever I wear shorts some man thinking he's being cute by asking if I'm English because I seem to have "a little cock knee"
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And “Meliss”? You’re having, as the English say, a laugh. No. Absolutely not.
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do not think “Liss” is a reasonable nickname for “Melissa.” The savings are not significant. You kept the hardest part of the name. Do better.
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in Soviet Russia, plague catches YOU (it works out to the same thing actually)
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Mute City @mute-city.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The new Mute City LP, NOT CONTENT, is out today. I’m very pleased with how this one came out after a lot of hard work. Pick it up along with your other Bandcamp Friday jams! mute-city.bandcamp.com #synthsky #idm #modularsynthesizers #eurorack #electronicmusic
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this diaper is TOO NOISY
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there was a Sesame Street episode where a cookie monster segment was CLEARLY on film instead of video and man it really twisted my melon.......I knew something was up
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Oak Ridge Boys, who had a hit in 1981 with "Elvira", were founded in 1943. This is not a reasonable turn of affairs.
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he put his penis next to my mouth and we let capillary action take care of the rest
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Setting Sun, (mid 20thC) by English painter Laura Knight #WomensArt
Painting featuring a golden sun setting behind a tree by a river
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well I hope you guys are enjoying the Steward of Gondor period of American history
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who's funding Question 8, the ballot question to roll back the legalization of marijuana? An out-of-state dark money group founded by George W. Bush speechwriters, alleged to be bankrolled by the liquor industry and the pharmaceutical industry. Vote NO on 8.
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
U Thant Touch This by MC Hammarskjöld
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The hard part is this guy has never met anybody that's happy to talk to him.
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornell University treating Gaza protestors more harshly than gang rapists is a real statement of values. It’s almost like violent domination by the powerful is the core belief of leadership.
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we just got rid of college sports until we proved we could be normal about them
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s right I’m back with smell you hate Cus I’m gassy
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Laura @tutusntinyhats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If the Pharaoh in the Passover story had a car, he would have needed...a defrogger.
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah I don’t know either
Packaged food reading “premium Vermont curry sauce spicy”
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought I had a handle it on it but I’m open to suggestions.
Loaf of shokupan bread with the label “how to enjoy your loaf”
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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
letting my cats sniff the new car contract so they don’t think i failed at hunting today
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am certain this is true, but it also reveals to me, kind of like with "locker room" behavior, what cultural partitions we live in. It's a standard trope that men brag to each other about their sexual conquests, but for all my life, my guy friends have been reluctant to talk about sex in any way
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dunno...I just think at this point it would be a LITTLE considerate to have named it "1200 BCE: A Water Odyssey"
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's hard to think of a broader disparity in 70s/80s music than from Yes to Duran Duran, and yet the lyrical approach of Jon Anderson and Simon LeBon dot dot dot
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting noshed off by Percival, Flemish King of the Gauls and Marshlands
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the Texas I choose
youtu.be
But I've Got Texas
YouTube video by Jon Wayne - Topic
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Thomas HD @degolierthomas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Suny Ithaca has a good ring to it
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No I'd say I'm more young, GLUM, and full of c
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dr Strangelove counts as science fiction
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exit, fucking pursued by a bear
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one of the setters for the Times of London's cryptic crossword goes by "Teazel" and I have a lot of trouble not interpreting that in a Ween context
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got all these firemen culturally appropriating stripper poles and you want to tell me they're exempt from acab.....fuck outta here
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
neil the cash tyson Neil the gas tyson Or Neil the grass tyson No one rides for free
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Danger Man" was a British TV show starring Patrick McGoohan. What's it about? Oh, there's this guy. He's a man. He gets in a lot of danger. "The Prisoner" was a British TV show starring Patrick McGoohan. What's it about? Oh, there's this guy. He's a prisoner.
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A can of Hi-C the size of your head, no different than the sort of thing they pack motor oil in. You used a cruel curved blade to puncture the top, tearing into the metal like a terror bird. You drink.
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m at the combination Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All my friends posting happy shots from something called goonerfest smh
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my band is gonna cover this full thing YES ALL OF IT
youtube.com
The Price is Right Theme Song [For 10 Hours]
YouTube video by BanthaRump
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The RealMedia Generation
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Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NO MISTER BOND I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!!
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