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@astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 20h
When ppl tell me I’m strong I’m like OK bro but I tried to order Chinese food online once & it was so terrifying that it flared my anxiety & I cried.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 20h
Is red dye really made of crushed bugs? Damn I love to eat bugs cause cherry jolly ranchers are my crack
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 20h
Everyone enters the city singing Honky Cat but leaves singing Mona Lisa & Mad Hatters
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 20h
I’m Rain Man w visual surroundings. I just gotta go somewhere once to know exactly where I am. Like turn left at the abandoned garage covered in Virginia Creeper w the beautiful old dilapidated maroon Toyota pickup in front—that’ll get you to the freeway.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Listened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Before social media, we’d sit alone in our car at the sand pit and like and follow Dark Side of the Moon on our aftermarket speakers hoping the cops wouldn’t show up and kick us out
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps trying to add chalk to the bread maker
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your plane suddenly loses altitude, the ceiling panels open, but instead of oxygen masks, the cabin is flooded with buttplugs. Hundreds and hundreds of buttplugs.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was trying to type OMG, but I typed ONG which I think could also be useful when a situation is ongoing.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why just pony up when you can My Little Pony Up? [places a tiny horse figurine in your outstretched hand to pay my debt]
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Perfect day to go to the bogs and enjoy the sublime colors of the cranberry harvest. Wave if you see me. I’ll be there sunning my perineum.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
stop telling women to smile I used to smile and wound up with multiple obsessive compulsive stalkers
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what is that song with the guitar riff that goes: Rrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr , rrrr rrr rrr rrr
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*sniffs around*
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
today marks my 14th year of recovery. I'm grateful I relapsed at 10 years because having 24 years of sobriety would make me sound super fucking old.
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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Great day for sunning all things
Dee blue sky with tree with small red fruit. Also visible is the edge of a white garage that needs painting and eaves
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GEE, THERE SURE ARE A NUMBER OF BLUESKY ROMANCES THAT I AM NOT A PART OF.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Downy woodpeckers will always let you know where the rot in your trim is
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go bog witch or go crone
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sending you a song I think you’ll love is a sign of great respect in my culture
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t know man, I’m just trying to get through the day
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🦤 @dayofthedodo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Found art: pencil shaving
Curled strip of pencil shaving on a wooden desk.
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*never revealing the secret of how I keep my coat so glossy*
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The rumblings of my stomach portend a greater doom for us all.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, I survived. I guess if I picked up a fierce need to have a personal supply of flashlights at all times, I could have picked up a worse quirk. I mean, I could have picked up a need to have adorable otters or like, medieval weapons.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m like Bubba in “Forrest Gump” today, muttering, “I have my solar emergency flashlights, I have my battery flashlights, I have my big flashlights, my little flashlights, my headlamps, my…”
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
these are so many days everyday it’s weird
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had a rough time last winter during a storm (eventually I'll talk about that probably but I'm not there yet). It changed me a little though in the weirdest ways. There's a storm coming & today I have waaaay too many emergency flashlights lined up like a kid's prized action figure collection.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*brings pizza to knife fight *all are cauliflower crust *stabbed more than necessary
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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck stoicism, my back hurts.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WIFE: This band isn't as good as you led me to believe. ME: You have to imagine them as dragons, Sharon.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hermetically sealed, because you really didn't want what's inside.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A Train song came on the radio and for a moment the spirit of my ancestors descended upon me like a dove just like when jesus was baptized
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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Perfect day
Tree with small red fruit against a blue sky wth some puffy white clouds
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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I got attacked by a bear I would simply use forced perspective to make myself look like a giant & thereby dissuade the bear from battling what would appear to be a much bigger animal.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lowercase stars.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here it is. Another chance for a lucky person to drive me out to the middle of nowhere on the pretext of seeing the aurora borealis, but murder me instead. *crossed fingers*
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
liberty biberty? i don't even know her
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The night takes its time.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The swelter of the flesh.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me: look i know it seems like you were just here but i'm gonna need you to stop dragging your feet and come back already the weekend:
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I remember when Disturbed was just a band and not my permanent state of mind.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But mom I don't want to watch an execution.
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hobbies include paying for a place to write and never writing
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every so often I convince myself I’m not going to spend money on frivolous things like rose oil bath salts then after a few weeks of Sad Baths I usually convince myself I deserve rose scented bath salts.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
accidentally dipped my sleeping braid in wet cat food yes I have a sleeping braid
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The heat seeming like a held breath, let go and lifted as if at once.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The sky as the shadows grow long.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The self sloshing amongst the shapes and tales.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wave after wave after obligatory wave.
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