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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

My off-road car is running great even though it’s a little buggy.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*sinks into a kiddie pool of dry rice* so THIS is what our phones get to feel like... this is nice *falls asleep*

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
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In Transit
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Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

She was rare, like a goth snorkeling.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness this rad kickflip

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

i never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so i just slowly put their fist in my mouth

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[first date] ME: so can I see you again? DATE: no i don’t think so ME: *stops holding in stomach*

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

im getting fucked up on water

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

shit ur pants right at the beginning of a double date but never admit it and never ever for any reason excuse yourself

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

T-rex probably couldn't hit a blunt with its tiny arms and that makes me sad but the mental image makes me laugh

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Using socks for masturbation is a very bad idea because you're going to associate socks with ejaculation which makes walking impossible

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was born to do great things, unfortunately nobody told me what those things are

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wonder if Kermit the Frog has a very humble doppelganger named Kermit a Frog

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you have a man tell him I said stfu

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

When I tell someone to go to Hell I want a demon to burst through the ground and grab them and drag them back down with him

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m teaching autocorrect new words

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hear me out. Muppet news anchors

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

sorry I clambaked ur treehouse i didn’t know you forgot to install ventilation

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

COME CLOSER PUNK SO I CAN SEE THE WHITES OF YOUR AIRPODS

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

a video game where you fight off all the stressors of everyday life to not be drunk before the sun goes down

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

wearing a turtleneck to the bar just for that pure feeling of getting sucker punched

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 26/09/2026

Two artists had a fight. Details are sketchy, but it ended in a draw.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

yes your honor, that was my only ninja star

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Moses didn't leave the Red Sea empty-handed. He received a nice parting gift.

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Succubus is probably not a good name for public transport

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mom and I are on S6 of Little House and Pa has been blasted w a shotgun for at least the 5th time my dude is invincible

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 24/09/2026

ranking all my mutuals by mouthfeel

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you say you want to cuddle more but then call my bō staff a ninja stick??

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ok, that brings us to the third rule of masturbation club, we listen to beat it on a loop

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy at work said “oh you one of them saunter into a room mfers huh?” and I’m so relieved to finally be out of the saunter closet

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2026

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Eat your vegetables or they'll cut your brake line.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[at second rodeo] no, no, no, none of this is right

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

backwards roller-blading up to your kids’ lemonade stand to haggle them all the way down to a nickel per cup

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If I ever become a murderer, I’m going axe murderer. It’s clearly the superior genre.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

it’s been said before, many times many ways- jorkin hard or hardly jorkin?

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I do less before 9AM than most people don’t do all day.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You’re all the 38 best shitposters in my heart.

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

angina is by far the sexiest of heart conditions

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Reconsidering every decision I’ve ever made since 1997 while waiting for my nighttime tea to steep.

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if you ever write a poem about it, fascism rhymes with fast jism you’re welcome

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

All my skinny friends eat vicariously through me.

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[taking bathroom break while watching dirty dancing with girlfriend] babe don’t pause it just let me know if they dirty dance

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You'll never work in this town again. Or any town. You've won the lottery!

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If I was a woman I would use the excuse "I got my labia caught in the car door" as an excuse for being late.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Reality Kings is my favorite documentary producer

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*At work, pulls two dryer sheets out of my uniform pants leg* Adds magician to resumè

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Slap and a tickle. It’s important to get the order right.

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