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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 29/09/2026

I did not like the rest of David Fincher's "The Killer" but I thought the first act was very funny and was made moreso by having seen Le Samouraï

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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank you @garbageday.email for *actually* explaining why nobody you know has heard “Choosin’ Texas,” yet it is paradoxically topping the charts www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosi...

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Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit

Read to the end for FlubberLover01

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 27/09/2026

I love sitting on the floor in Moynihan Train Hall at Penn Station. Only in NYC!

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/09/2026

I don't want to be hyperbolic. But here are some people who need to square up with God about how much suffering they bring into the world. Actual, for real, bona fide blood on their hands. I'm sure it's all just an abstract intellectual challenge to them; gotta hit those KPIs; just following orders.

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/09/2026

sat next to a bunch of frat types at our showing of PRIMETIME... they hated it. Wonderful movie

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 25/09/2026

as the owner of an old sink, I do some of my best shaving in hotels

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 25/09/2026

I thought this was fair placement, frankly. Not sure what all the hubbub is about

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 25/09/2026

One unmistakable positive impact millennials have had on the world was creating the consumer demand that led to our modern day Xanadu of low- and no-calorie beverage options. Pure utilitarians might argue the introduction of stevia to the American market has has done more for the world than CRISPR

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 25/09/2026

[world's coolest guy] Yeah actually I was blasting cigs during all of my job interviews and it wasn't a big deal

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 25/09/2026

I think the best TV show of the 21st century is... ... the girl reading this...

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 24/09/2026

Respect isn't given. It's earned. By accumulating Respect Points. You can earn Respect Points by completing Side Stories or defeating monsters listed on the Job Board. Check the Almanack to see how many Respect Points you need to level up!

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 24/09/2026

RFK Jr. is encouraging Americans to consume the meat of Liberty Bibberty

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 23/09/2026

Years ago @papapishu.bsky.social taught me a trick to flying into LaGuardia that has served me well: take the Q70 to Elmhurst and go to literally any restaurant

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 23/09/2026

eyeing 1240 page copy of The Rouse and debating whether I want to bring this fucking brick with me on the plane

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 23/09/2026

Not to be too much of a Luddite but I think it's good to have to think about most of the minutiae of daily life. It's good to have to think about fantasy football!

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 22/09/2026

he can't be this stupid, right? someone has to intervene here? this is literally the whole point of insurance

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026

Funko Pops are an affordable way for working-class people to display their interests to visitors and guests. You guys just hate on them for clout because you're computer-addicted elitists who think poor people don't deserve happiness if it doesn't conform to your own bourgeois taste.

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026

Going to bring back a tweet that got me doxed by very confused neo-Nazis two years ago.

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026

going to beautiful atlantic city, new jersey next week. I'm planning on "winning big" and watching all my problems go away forever

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026

most of the complainers were wrong: the EU gave us USB-C Hegemony and it rocks only bringing one charger with me on trips

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026

I'm a little pissed on behalf of the Covid Conscious folks. I think they're largely wrong, but at least their feelings come from a sense of concern. Lorenz peddled histrionics about disease and mass death so she could gin up an audience she is now abandoning because they don't like her AI bullshit.

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026

When it comes to decades with songs about wizards, it's hard to beat the 1970s. A more enlightened time...

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026

having a hard time not referring to Lauren Boebert as "Liberty Bibberty" in my mental shorthand. Debilitating news for T-Bone

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026

You're not going to build a durable progressive coalition from guys like this, but they're the exact types of voters who Democrats claim they want to win in '26 and '28 — but when you bring AI $ into it, it turns out that effort only extends to doing things like discarding trans kids and immigrants.

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026

Testing my drugs by giving them to Liberty Bibberty first

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026

Kicking Liberty Bibberty with my big boot to “show it who’s boss”

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026

We don't know what Laika thought as she died in space. The puppy of Omelas upon whom modernity is constructed. Easier not to look. Now we're sending Liberty Bibberty 3400 meters below sea level. We think it's indestructible—an alien or just a really evolved sponge—but we're willing to take the risk.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026

Liberty Bibberty stuck in my moonroof. A couple passes under the clearance bars at the drive-through to scrape it off. Large Diet Coke, order of fries while I'm here. It screams like a human.

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026

If you want a picture of the 2026–27 Packers season, imagine a dreary slog to lose against the Jets — forever

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026

Phrenology is a disproven pseudoscience but I do believe that sometimes you can look at a kid and predict with 80% accuracy whether he's dumb

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026

the epilogue to all of this is that we're going to have to buy them out once this shit gets destroyed

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026

I don't think contemporary America is "unparodyable." I think you just need to be a real freak to do it. If anyone could do it, it wouldn't be good parody

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 19/09/2026

my beautiful wife is on day 3 of a 5–day trip to canvass for Abdul El-Sayed. i'm proud of her! i miss her!

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

fox news declares driving is "gay" amid oil crisis

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 19/09/2026

"The Backrooms" this. "The Backrooms" that. It's a young man's game. Fella, at my age, I'm more concerned about "The Bathrooms"! On account of years of sustained prostate abuse

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 19/09/2026

Hadn’t listened to My Brother, My Brother, And Me (MBMBaM) since Covid so I tuned in on a whim. I should have seen the anti-woke turn coming, but even I was shocked to hear the middlest brother, Travis, say some of the worse slurs so openly. He kept repeating one, waiting for his brothers to laugh.

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