iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The rumblings of my stomach portend a greater doom for us all.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Our eyes meet. Our eyes introduce themselves. Our eyes shake little eyehands. Our eyes offend each other. Our eyes go to war.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers. It’s raining men.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

a subscription service that sends you a different cursed amulet each month

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My cats are looking at me with little sneers like, "Your algebra can't help you now."

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*seductively helps hamburger*

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Somehow managed to fall down 6 flights of stairs without spilling any of my fondue

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve updated my terms and conditions.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If someone needs some anxiety, I have extra.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[something good happens] ME: *already planning for the worst possible outcome* this is bullshit

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I am not officially part of the orchestra, but that’s not gonna stop me from playing this goddam trumpet.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

replying with "is this about me" in all the work group chats

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We're Flintstones kids. Ten million weak and groaning.

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 16/04/2026

when you’re hanging out with cheese and the cheese tells you a funny joke

italian olympian that did a promotional ad for a cheese company

italian olympian that did a promotional ad for a cheese company but shes smiling

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

one time i knew a guy who was so pretentious that when he talked the lyrics of steely dan songs just came out of his mouth.

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Idk what what convinced the algorithm I’d be interested in a seven hour video about the downfall of Yugoslavia but I’m honestly flattered

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

tech ceo: making computers smarter than people is hard geoff: what if we just make people dumber than computers tech ceo: I love you geoff have three super yachts

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ceej @ceej.online · 31/08/2026

those big joke-stealing accounts probably didn't steal my jokes because they're protected by a sort of "spiritual joke armor" upheld by my purity of heart and sweetness of spirit. they don't steal jokes from me for the same reason they wouldn't break the wing of a baby bird

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BB @praisecheese.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Little bastards are hunting all day long. Even with bug repellent, they're swarming around, trying to find the spot I missed. 🤬

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BB @praisecheese.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy The Pretenders 1st album The Replacements - Sorry Ma, I Forgot to take out the Trash Todd Rundgren - A Wizard, a True Star Jawbox - My Scrapbook of Fatal Accidents

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm too much of an over-thinker to ever do spontaneous combustion.

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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

lately i've been reporting every youtube ad for insurance that i get as being a scam or possible fraud and in the little explanation box i'm writing "insurance"

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 24/08/2026

*running out of the build-a-bear workshop* me: it's all fake!!

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I always carry 5 spoonfuls of sour cream and butter in my pocket just in case I come across any unattended baked potatoes

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Don’t you just hate it when one of your parents comes flying out of your mouth?

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I wouldn't wish spontaneous combustion on my worst enemy but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be a cool thing to see.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong" -Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong" -Parents: “You're living wrong" -Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I've got a worm on my left shoulder and a ladybug on my right shoulder and they've been giving me conflicting advice but I'm pretty sure they're both evil

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i think this is the year i become subterranean

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

My mind is like a yard sale there are things that still function but you don’t particularly want them in your house

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Trev @nickcalhoun81.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

we were gifted and talented, not gifted and motivated lol omg

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BB @praisecheese.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I'm going to be upset if you don't.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

if I fuck up a fist bump or high five with you just know I will still be reliving that moment on my death bed

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Further and further towards the darkness just one nostalgic melancholy moment at a time until this ordinary present moment forgets the magnet pull. "Stickers are fun but stickers of magnets are fuckin funny"

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

one of the things I miss most about living with someone is asking them to bring me something from the other room

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

no fuckin way a goat made this cheese

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

*trying to get my ass out of bed* time to wake up, brayden

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My first job was elevator phone answerer and most people get stuck because they just want someone to talk to, to tell them it's okay to go up through the trapdoor

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Imagine the amount of propaganda it took to convince millions of people that healthcare, food assistance, social programs, clean water, clean air, good wages, housing, equal rights, diversity, and a healthy planet for all people was somehow a threat to America and to Christianity.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I love chicken pot pie, but not necessarily in that order.

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

*repeatedly yells "representative" into the abyss

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