iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11h

New issue of my humor column KNOW WORRIES just dropped! And you should read it! Because it’s funny, and free on my Substack, and goes completely off the fucking rails! See, I started talking about the new kitty cat we discovered and why we needed it so badly, and then, see what had happened was…

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14h

Any stairway can be a stairway to heaven if your cats hang out there enough

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14h

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re going as the dramatic zoom into Katie Britt’s abject slackjawed astonishment

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“They just recalled soap for bacterial contamination” tired

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“They were a strange people, their motivations and day to day lives remain something of a mystery even to this day”

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I still practice Meatless Monday only I spell it "Meetless Monday" and it involves me just minding my own dear business all day long

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We should not have to grieve the justice that so many people were robbed of so often

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Get in loser we’re going to the gym and then just sitting in our car for 45 minutes instead because the vibes are immaculate and then getting a protein shake anyway and then going home

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have lived several lifetimes since I started and am not the person I once was and this new person ate too much cheese while they were cooking so…

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Guys I found the pic Jack uses for his tinder profile. Apparently he likes zoomies on the beach, scritches behind the ears, his favorite movie is The Fox and the Hound, and you’ll be pleased to know his politics are unproblematic

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nigella Lawson eats the way Jennifer Hudson sings and I am here for it

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

IT'S SHOW AND TELL TIME! That's right! It's Sunday! And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything really! Go on!

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I found a flower I’d picked in the pocket of an old jacket today. It was another season entirely when I wore it last.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I mean I’ll still watch every episode 🤷‍♂️

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m counting on this comments section to get me through this semicharmed kinda life today…

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They’re not really even that intrusive anymore we have coffee together pretty much every morning so

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We’re going to need to see some marked improvement soon

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is a very stressful time of year for gay couples because some of us who wear a similar size have twice as many light jackets to try to cycle through before pea coat weather hits

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Putting my phone in airplane mode so this ginger ale hits like it should

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everybody wave hi to the people from the future

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So they’re gonna get as many initial subscriptions as they can, throw some garbage AI content and old rally recordings at it, then shut this Trump TV thing down before it costs them a dime huh?

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hope this email finds you still registered to vote

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If I worked at the pentagon and they brought me into a briefing room and then Jake and Logan Paul walked out I would probably just explode back into stardust

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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