drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11hall hobbies should have compost. you turned your wooden bowl poorly? flopped your mug? sewed your wallet crooked? painted your mini sloppy? put it all in the yard under a tarp and throw eggshells and coffee grounds in there. next year will be amazing 116118
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20hBob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired 118516
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23hi like this a lot more than the phrase "Artificial Intelligence" 017521
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is my personal favorite of the hundreds of shirts i've designed in the past few years dashare.zone/products/cou... 116522
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a bunch of mushrooms grew in front of this mysterious stack of rocks that emerged the morning after a party 🌱🍄#fungifriends 01125
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the flesh of the doomed tomato is ripped from its skeleton by the ferocious bird of prey 1895
Reposted by drewtoothpasteMichael Metivier @grousehollow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026More toadstools, and a toad! This little buddy did *not* want me to pick them up but I needed to hurry them away to a safer spot than the middle of the yard. Bisou did a good job listening and giving them space. 0343
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026you see a product at a store one day and it's uniquely revolting. you turn it over in your mind and finally come to the conclusion that "not everything is for me." within an hour you realize that nothing made by industry is For You. all products in all stores are For Oppressor 09711
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hedonism takes different forms. for example smoking weed and reading wikipedia is 100% hedonic to me and other people of good taste. creating cryptic notes files on my phone that i cannot read the next day is another form of pleasure. now it's a puzzle. which i also love. pure hedonism 017619
Reposted by drewtoothpastedrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/07/2023every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto 7353981308
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we're at 524 episodes of Garbage Brain University and your tiny payment lets us keep making more (and gives you instant access to all past episodes.) plus, you get to find out what the CIA is doing with your genetic data. listen to it here: patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity 0111
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"AI Has Hacked Government Websites" we are entering the fifth decade of media and the public misunderstanding the word "hack." the statistical average of mass market novels and reddit posts is not committing privilege escalation. if your server hands private data to cURL you fucked up your server 111316
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now 133747
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work 01051142
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026filtered and decanted into individual health potions. no one wants to carry a gallon jug into a dungeon 11876
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the internet used to be an intellectual escape from the world but now it's part of the world. so clearly we need an internet for the internet 226627
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026trash can on the border of pakistan and china www.google.com/maps/@36.848... 110311
Reposted by drewtoothpaste✨Renée di Cherri✨ @cherri.tv · 21/09/2026soooo tired of all the unsupportive, partisan, pedantic bullshit and i mean truly pedantic shit fucking GET NICE and ENJOY THINGS 1538
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this is what chickens sound like when you give them tomatoes from your garden 213713
Reposted by drewtoothpasteBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell. 1265185656
Reposted by drewtoothpasteJoshua @spaceballsfanclub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's time for my most controversial take yet: "Oats & Honey" is not a granola flavor!! Every granola I've ever eaten has tasted like oats because it IS oats. We can't let them keep getting away with this 435635
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026amazing job on the john fetterman magic card. making him damage you even though you put him into play was a great detail 141468
Reposted by drewtoothpastepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Back in 1999 everyone was excited about the new millennium but it’s safe to say it’s already a write-off. Time to give up and wait for the next one! 2591053
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i'm not impressed when a dog likes me. I appreciate it but i'm not impressed. if a bird likes me, with every last brain cell screaming at her to run away, but so overwhelmed with love that she must approach regardless, feels earned 01248
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