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@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
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author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc. podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity join patreon.com/drewtoothpaste and i'll email you my comics every day

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 58m
the pigs' revenge
Let’s show these
farmers what’s
what! Start a
trending topic,
hogs!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11h
all hobbies should have compost. you turned your wooden bowl poorly? flopped your mug? sewed your wallet crooked? painted your mini sloppy? put it all in the yard under a tarp and throw eggshells and coffee grounds in there. next year will be amazing
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20h
Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23h
i like this a lot more than the phrase "Artificial Intelligence"
an advertisement for "Claude Smart Toilet"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry!
I found this in your
room! No one gave
you permission to
track the
days of the
week, much
less in
something
called...
“Cowlendar?”
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is my personal favorite of the hundreds of shirts i've designed in the past few years dashare.zone/products/cou...
a black shirt that says: countries aren't real, borders aren't real, "noooo you have to stay on your side of the line" grow up
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026
MILES DAVIS USING GOOGLE IN 1972: band "all wah pedals" legal wah pedal drums drummer wah pedal "wah wah" drums how to
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a bunch of mushrooms grew in front of this mysterious stack of rocks that emerged the morning after a party 🌱🍄#fungifriends
mushrooms growing out of a pile of woodchips, in front of some old rocks, in my yard
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
monday morning
Here we are again, kids. Step on up
into the liminal libertarian space
between home and school. You can
go crazy as long as you’re quiet, but
there are no seat belts. No rules,
no protection.
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pecker head @pecker-head.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
american goldfinch #birds
american goldfinch
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
An authentication request has been sent to HARP. To verify your identity you must PLAY ENCHANTING MELODY ON HARP
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
starring you
NOVELTY QUEST
starring: YOU ages 0-???
Get dopamine from all the fun you have during life!!!
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While I respect the confidence of naming your own album "The Best Dub Album in the World," this wasn't even the best dub album that Scientist released in 1980 m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDr...
m.youtube.com
Scientist - The Best Dub Album In The World - Album
YouTube video by Koko roots
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no!
No! Mom! Don’t come in! I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the flesh of the doomed tomato is ripped from its skeleton by the ferocious bird of prey
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Michael Metivier @grousehollow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More toadstools, and a toad! This little buddy did *not* want me to pick them up but I needed to hurry them away to a safer spot than the middle of the yard. Bisou did a good job listening and giving them space.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you see a product at a store one day and it's uniquely revolting. you turn it over in your mind and finally come to the conclusion that "not everything is for me." within an hour you realize that nothing made by industry is For You. all products in all stores are For Oppressor
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hedonism takes different forms. for example smoking weed and reading wikipedia is 100% hedonic to me and other people of good taste. creating cryptic notes files on my phone that i cannot read the next day is another form of pleasure. now it's a puzzle. which i also love. pure hedonism
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cowcore
I done told ya varmints already!
I ain’t a damn cowboy! I’m
cowcore! It uses the themes of
cowboy in a modern context, ya
puckered buzzards!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we're at 524 episodes of Garbage Brain University and your tiny payment lets us keep making more (and gives you instant access to all past episodes.) plus, you get to find out what the CIA is doing with your genetic data. listen to it here: patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
Is the ClA hunting alien-human hybrids?
GBU #524: The Great Mistake with Drew & Natalie Dee
patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"AI Has Hacked Government Websites" we are entering the fifth decade of media and the public misunderstanding the word "hack." the statistical average of mass market novels and reddit posts is not committing privilege escalation. if your server hands private data to cURL you fucked up your server
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the bush
Landscaping around corporate buil-
dings isn’t about “nature,” it’s a
show of power. The bush exists at
our whim and is
shaped to our desire.
But when the
bubble pops and
the money disap-
pears, the bush 
flourishes. We’re
bushes in this way.
Bushes that drink
beer and play
scratch-offs.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
don't worry!
Don't worry! The invisible hand of the free market, gripping you ever-tighter, continues to enjoy little, if any, restrictions from our government!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice world you’ve got here. Be a shame if it was completely ruined by evil ghouls beyond your control
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
filtered and decanted into individual health potions. no one wants to carry a gallon jug into a dungeon
seven bottles of green herbal potion
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the best part
Wow! There it goes. Which one
of us has to put society back
together after we
destroy it for
pleasure?
That’s the
best part!
We let the
next gen-
eration deal
with that.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the internet used to be an intellectual escape from the world but now it's part of the world. so clearly we need an internet for the internet
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dirt road at night, iphone's delight
a long exposure shot of the moon over my dirt road after sunset
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The incredible print sale I'm throwing goes for ONE MORE WEEK. All 8x10 prints are 15$, 11x14 are 30, 13x19 are 40!! Get yours while the savings last! michaelkupperman.com/shop
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
trash can on the border of pakistan and china www.google.com/maps/@36.848...
a trash can at the border says "USE ME" while the himalayas loom behind
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✨Renée di Cherri✨ @cherri.tv · 21/09/2026
soooo tired of all the unsupportive, partisan, pedantic bullshit and i mean truly pedantic shit fucking GET NICE and ENJOY THINGS
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this is what chickens sound like when you give them tomatoes from your garden
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
don't be scared!
Don’t be scared! Come along
and take a bike ride
with me! We’ll
narrowly avoid
death about
eleven times
and get
yelled at by
car drivers
for no ap-
parent reason!
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Joshua @spaceballsfanclub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's time for my most controversial take yet: "Oats & Honey" is not a granola flavor!! Every granola I've ever eaten has tasted like oats because it IS oats. We can't let them keep getting away with this
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
enormous graveyard mushroom 🍄📸
a large mushroom in a graveyard
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
only three things
only three things are certain: death, taxes, annoying guys
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
amazing job on the john fetterman magic card. making him damage you even though you put him into play was a great detail
Kookus
Summon Djinn
Trample
During your upkeep, if you do not control at least one Keeper of Kookus, Kookus deals 3 damage to you and attacks this turn if able.
2: +1/+0 until end of turn
Illus. Scott Hampton
01096 Wizards of the Coast, Ine All rights reserved
3/5
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there!
There! Now the violence
I’ve inspired will never
affect me.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back in 1999 everyone was excited about the new millennium but it’s safe to say it’s already a write-off. Time to give up and wait for the next one!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new england sovereignty now
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'm not impressed when a dog likes me. I appreciate it but i'm not impressed. if a bird likes me, with every last brain cell screaming at her to run away, but so overwhelmed with love that she must approach regardless, feels earned
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
don't worry!
LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE!
Don't worry though!
The rich will be fine!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
GETING RID OF SOME OLDER DESIGNS ON MY PAGE ,THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET THESE FROM dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
i may be stupid but at least i DONT THINK CAHT GPT IS MY FRIEND - A BLACK SHIRT WITH SKLETON ON IT GIVIN DA THUMS UP A BLACK TSHIRT IN A FOREST AT SUNSET "BORN TO FROLIC, FORCED TO REPEATETLY TURN OFF AI " AT DASHARE.ZONEBLACK SHIRT "I WILL NEVER TURN OFF MY AD BLOCKER" WITH A SKLETEAN ON FIRE AND A BROKEN IMAGE " ONLY AT DASHARE.ZONEBLACK SHIRT, BLACK RACER BACK, BLACK TAK TOP "I CANT WAIT TO DIE FOR THE ECONNOMY" BY DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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