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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5h

This used to be a normal thing for a Scientist to do

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

I like the lips and one of them is Mick Fleetwood and he was kissing everyone all the timeso I figure he’d be good

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

One thing you can say about Michael Caine is that Michael Caine is a political conservative who made 70 movies where the entire idea was to make Michael Caine money but he never did this bullshit

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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 7h

When I try to rap

Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 7h

Gabby Williams: "What up George Lucas? That's pretty cool!"

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

I didn’t think this mfer could be cooler but he did it

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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 15h

Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

Today’s Baseball Name is Cockman

Roster page for the 1890 Elkhart team of the Indiana State League showing Cockman

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11h

It must really irritate Caitlin Clark to be put into headlines with her. It’s like if you said Steph Curry and Dalen Terry got eliminated from the Playoffs

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14h

I see I’ve missed a bunch of discourse about a fake Eminem song and you guys should have known better because Eminem only raps about Venom from Venom now

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

All football games are played between two war criminals with their fate decided by a kicker named Boris Zormz

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When someone tells you they buy pasteurized milk

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today’s Baseball Name is Clayton Freshcorn

gwen howerton v @kissphoria.bsky.social
checking out texas a&m's baseball roster
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CLAYTON FRESHCORN
POSITION
RHP

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026

Wemby is something else, man

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Last year not a single refugee fleeing religious persecution was admitted to the US.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Watching a gaming stream of British people and it came up that the Cocoa Puffs mascot in the UK is a monkey instead of the Cocoa Puffs bird and a man goes “The Cuckoo Bird? Just because it sounds a bit like Cocoa? …that’s ridiculous”

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is what we called my dorm where none of us had sex

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s time for vampires, werewolves, seahags, and all the other wonderful creatures that can be alone with you in space as you drift along the unfathomable cosmos. So Monster Mash your way to the Space Hotel, which is opening in only two months!!!!!!!

NEW YORK POST
New York Post V @nypost
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First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027trib.al/iswu2uU
2:23 PM • Mar 1. 2021

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel like Michael McDonald discovering his long lost son has such a small bar to clear in terms of making a joke funny that I’m laughing at every single one

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juan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

michael mcdonald after seeing the paternity test results

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

cnn.com

The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN

It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

People make fun of old science fiction movies but before we landed there it was pretty logical to assume the moon had women in miniskirts

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is such a look for going to Applebees

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It will be revealed in the Legend of Zelda movie that the true timeline of the games begins in the 1960’s (Link between worlds) and ends in the 1980’s (Link’s Awakening and the rise of the Washington DC Punk Scene)

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[can't pronounce the letter g at the end of words finds out Michael McDonald is his dad] I KNEW IT

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A very happy ending because in his memoir McDonald expresses some regret for a child given up for adoption when he and his then girlfriend were teenagers.

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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social · 08/05/2026

You know it's going to be a good episode of The X-Files when Mulder finds some goop

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Jay Leno’s Law” is a very special phrase and we should all use it in whatever context we choose

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ron Howard did a pretty good job voicing himself on the Simpsons but then I remembered he was a professional actor and Ron Howard did a pretty lousy job voicing himself on the Simpsons

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I never notice product placement but him regaining his strength with the ice cold refreshment of Pepsi was so fucking funny and there are like 10 other things just as silly in that movie

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s really stupid that we let someone get rich for making Facebook, do something important like making skittles

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Imagine being this guy

Still from the first minute or two of the original Star Wars with C3P0 and R2 but also another protocol droid we literally never see again

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whatever one’s opinion of the death penalty in the abstract, the particulars of how it’s implemented and who it’s applied to in the US are moral abominations

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is such a look for going to Applebees

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Then you’re too young to be on Bluesky Point Break, all of us watched Futurama Season 1 as it first aired

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And somehow people were convinced *I* was the biggest nerd on the Vikings

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wake up babe, a new racist stereotype just dropped

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mike Tomlin building wholesome Minecraft buildings up to code is maybe the first time I’ve seen a football coach stop working and completely devote themselves to something and not have it be worrying

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today’s Baseball Name is Jason Moist

Jason Moist
Position: Starting Pitcher
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
6-1, 185lb (185cm, 83kg)

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