iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 16h

I'm building a second chalet, just so I can name it chalB

182

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I had a pet hawk I'd call it tuah

1145

Reposted by Wristy

geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 03/10/2026

kids cartoons now: I must gain the emotional intelligence needed to save those I care about and redeem my enemies kids cartoons when I was a kid: i like pizza

2237

Reposted by Wristy

geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 03/10/2026

Accountants wear those silly little visors because as a business they don't have much overhead.

041

Reposted by Wristy

headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Headless Horseman doing the Hendrix thing where he plays guitar w his teeth but he holds the guitar up to his neck hole and it sounds incredible

26022

Reposted by Wristy

Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I hate the sound of macaroni my nightmares echo with the sickly fleshy smacking of wooden spoons agitating gooey pasta tubes

22810

Reposted by Wristy

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

“You don’t need to pause it, I’m just gonna pee.” The dejected grim reaper continues watching footage of my disgusting inconsequential life.

011831

Reposted by Wristy

TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

The floor was lava.

99016

Reposted by Wristy

TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

People often overlook the fact that gingerbread men live inside gingerbread houses that are effectively made of their own skin. Those sadistic mother fuckers sit at their dinner tables on gingerbread chairs, knowing their gingerbread friends likely died to build and furnish the place. It’s sick.

1217436

Reposted by Wristy

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

a subscription service that sends you a different cursed amulet each month

31570103

Reposted by Wristy

Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 28/06/2024

the inside of my brain is just that spooky sound an electric car makes when it's backing up

612450

Reposted by Wristy

Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/05/2023

If you accidentally fall into the Kool-Aid Man, he starts swishing around like a laundry machine & swallows you whole.

1615236

Reposted by Wristy

Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Can’t even reanimate the dead with black magic anymore because of woke

525971

Reposted by Wristy

BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just a laughing head rolling down the empty street like a tumbleweed in the dry desert wind

27335

Reposted by Wristy

frielf @goblin.fans · 03/10/2026

i keep a little lapis lazuli on me in case the conversation becomes sumerian

414128

Reposted by Wristy

Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My cats are looking at me with little sneers like, "Your algebra can't help you now."

214358

Reposted by Wristy

Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hear ye, here ye, come one come all. Bring us your ominous orbs, your jet black eyes. We want your purple lightning over blood red seas. Trophies go to the weirdest, darkest, most unhinged skeets you can pull out of the ether To enter: like & repost this post then reply with your skeet/a link to it

459346

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I did what I had the spoons to do. If it wasn't good enough I will suffer the consequences but nobody can ever tell me I didn't try hard enough

071

Reposted by Wristy

Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/05/2024

can’t say i’m loving your tone right now your honor

131765

Reposted by Wristy

Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/11/2024

the real reason i don’t watch snl anymore isn’t because of its shaky comedic quality or its waning cultural relevance, it’s because on saturday nights i like to be in bed before it starts

1533641

Reposted by Wristy

ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we ate the rich we could all have beef bougieignon

1113

Reposted by Wristy

ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Putting a chastity cage on my burger

2206

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

she had a face that launched a thousand ships. So you can imagine, she was in pretty bad shape. i took her to hospital.

0186

Reposted by Wristy

Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

morning rain makes me lonesome for your arms. not any other part of you, i just like using them to put on gruesome little puppet shows in the rain.

57123

Reposted by Wristy

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??

581740402

Reposted by Wristy

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

thanks but if i need advice i will google it to find the relevant information likely contained in a reddit thread that i will then screenshot forget to read and delete in the not too distant future

312448

Reposted by Wristy

Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wonder if Medusa’s friends ever felt taken for granite

618258

Reposted by Wristy

kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

websites for… butts & garbage: OnlyCans fogerty & quayle: OnlyDans sneakers & trucks: OnlyVans solo & christian andersen: OnlyHans peter & cooking utensils: OnlyPans laurel & lee: OnlyStans drescher & lebowitz: OnlyFrans master & best laid: O

176424

Reposted by Wristy

kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

frank: what’re you gonna be for halloween me: not sure. can i be frank frank: no {annnnnnnd *send* 👻}

13612

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i replaced a valve in my toilet today and briefly became the sort of man who stands proudly with hands on hips and says "there, that should do it"

39710

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If I had known how expensive copper would become, I would have lived my life differently

0185

Reposted by Wristy

🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026

how can we be sure that anything is butter

2221075

Reposted by Wristy

FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gorilla Glue just sounds like a name they came up with to calm down the horses.

721067

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel like mushrooms should have to explain themselves

68935

Reposted by Wristy

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes

2019369

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

youtube: Experiencing interruptions? [smug grin]

084

Reposted by Wristy

✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

taking some time to focus on growing my hair and fingernails

2529

Reposted by Wristy

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Caregiver” means a person who gives care. Why doesn’t “caretaker” mean someone who takes care away? Just give me one week with the English language and I will make shit right.

1318554

Reposted by Wristy

trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day

1027682

Reposted by Wristy

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don’t say I never gave you anything. *gives you the ick*

217464

Reposted by Wristy

ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Autism Powers: international man of hyperfixation

2174

Reposted by Wristy

ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me, disgusted: did you just raise the roof?!

1152

Reposted by Wristy

ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me, looking at a beautiful person's selfie: god, it must be nice to be beautiful. I bet you're not even cool, I bet you're hard to have conversation with because your dark eyes are deep pools I want to dive into. disgusting. must be friggin NICE, dumb beautiful bitch!

0154

Reposted by Wristy

ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cashier: what size coffee would you like? me: medium is fine, I don't have the butthole capacity for a large. cashier, to my friend: and what size is your butthole?

3269

Reposted by Wristy

ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

looking to acquire the red and green stick from a brazilian restaurant... but instead of saying yes or no to meats, it's for my desk at work to let you know whether or not it's safe to speak to me.

1101

Reposted by Wristy

ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!

520365

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you are on one side of the aisle and your grocery cart is on the other, you have blocked the aisle. Congratulations, you're an asshole.

1174

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One day my wife is gonna be very shocked to hear me shout "feel free to do it your God damned self". One day...

051

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My 15 year old boy just took out the garbage without being asked. I have ordered myself a casket

0101