Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 7hI asked a plastic surgeon to show me what he does for a living and he made a face. 09840
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20hme: i look forward to seeing you tomorrow and until then i shall carry you in my heart and gain strength and the will to continue from the memories of the moments we shared today my coffee mug: 18540
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12hSomeone asked me what BlueSky was and I told them it’s a bunch of people dealing with their shit by stringing pretty lights around a dumpster 32485152
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 10/10/202670% of life is putting your own bullshit aside and just showing up. 29% is learning to get hurt gracefully enough that you don’t hurt anyone else. The remaining 1% is letting enough love in that the rest doesn’t bury you alive. Most people won’t tell you that because they don’t want to be an asshole 410233
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 15hA title for an updated sequel to Beatrix Potter's books? Why not call it Rabbit Elementary? 0198
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 8hdon’t hate the player hate the game or something idk 🤷🏻♀️ 130
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I cut my finger when I reached into the package for a new boxcutter. I'd ask who in the world packs a boxcutter with the blade out, but then the internet is liable to tell me. 03010
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12hoh shit dum has a “b” jesus christ i wish somebody woulda told me thatstatic.klipy.comTrump Donald TrumpAlt: picture of a guy holding a microphone, blinking his eyes & looking pretty dumb 1110
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18hThis day in history. 409. Barbarian Alans crossed the Pyrenees and raided Iberia with their ferocious allies the Simons, the Nigels, and the Mileses. 25829
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/10/2026jar_jar_blowjob.bmp 611013
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026listen Purity Ring, I'll tell you the same thing I told Alice Deejay 26 years ago, yes I think I'm better off alone 02813
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’ve never been to one, but I’m assuming that the bathrooms in fancy French restaurants have urinal croissants. 22510
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Today I dropped a carton of eggs but in the grand scheme of things, it just dozen matter. 310538
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13his it bc we’re dum, it’s bc we’re dum isn’t it 1510126
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialMrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The musical clinking of pouring glass bottles in the recycle bin. 16924
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Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sorry but I’m under blankets and over doing things 410638
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga is my Monday battle cry. music.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z3u...music.youtube.comHooked On A FeelingYouTube video by Blue Swede - Topic 34516
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12/10/2026an overwhelming banquet of thoughts form babbling words euphorically tumbling from my lips you nod and reach for my hand we grin and brace ourselves as the walls begin to melt and time collapses in on itself 47839
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026why in this the year of our lord 2026 would you leave read receipts on 54520
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026monday the 16 just doesn’t feel right i guess idk 010
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026the school nurse can't give my kid a Motrin for his headache yet there's a significant amount of Americans convinced school nurses are doing bottom surgery on kids 336182
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'd make a terrible detective I guess. Maybe I'm too gritty, too noir. When I'm in town & a person walks by me, I ask myself "Does that look like the kind of person who would steal a mini Big Foot statue?" & my inner voice answers for every single one of them "Yes." 04417
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Haunted by the ghost of the site we left behind. 210858
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026absolutely , i hope it happens like that 🥳 030
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJustmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My ChatGPT bot found out I’m on bluesky, called me a commie and broke up with me 1237
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialLaura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Let's celebrate #ColumbusDay by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now 😂 35114
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 12/10/2026can someone ask dante which circle of hell is trying to put a sock on a sweaty toddler foot 812525
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sure, beach sex is great if you enjoy rubbing your bits on a belt sander. 1112339
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/10/2026undeclared mustard is my salt-n-papa cover band 923630
Reposted by @kattsdogma.bsky.socialJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Some people's kids just don't understand humor. 28337