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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 7h
I asked a plastic surgeon to show me what he does for a living and he made a face.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20h
me: i look forward to seeing you tomorrow and until then i shall carry you in my heart and gain strength and the will to continue from the memories of the moments we shared today my coffee mug:
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 7h
when pwnhob almost became a thing 😟
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12h
Someone asked me what BlueSky was and I told them it’s a bunch of people dealing with their shit by stringing pretty lights around a dumpster
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 7h
😂
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 8h
hahaha
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
70% of life is putting your own bullshit aside and just showing up. 29% is learning to get hurt gracefully enough that you don’t hurt anyone else. The remaining 1% is letting enough love in that the rest doesn’t bury you alive. Most people won’t tell you that because they don’t want to be an asshole
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 15h
A title for an updated sequel to Beatrix Potter's books? Why not call it Rabbit Elementary?
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 8h
don’t hate the player hate the game or something idk 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I cut my finger when I reached into the package for a new boxcutter. I'd ask who in the world packs a boxcutter with the blade out, but then the internet is liable to tell me.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11h
😂
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12h
😂 stupid people . yes.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12h
oh shit dum has a “b” jesus christ i wish somebody woulda told me that
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Trump Donald Trump
Alt: picture of a guy holding a microphone, blinking his eyes & looking pretty dumb
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18h
This day in history. 409. Barbarian Alans crossed the Pyrenees and raided Iberia with their ferocious allies the Simons, the Nigels, and the Mileses.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/10/2026
jar_jar_blowjob.bmp
a sign looking over the ocean that says mizen head
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
listen Purity Ring, I'll tell you the same thing I told Alice Deejay 26 years ago, yes I think I'm better off alone
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’ve never been to one, but I’m assuming that the bathrooms in fancy French restaurants have urinal croissants.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today I dropped a carton of eggs but in the grand scheme of things, it just dozen matter.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13h
🤔
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13h
😟
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13h
yay?
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13h
is it bc we’re dum, it’s bc we’re dum isn’t it
Research suggests human intelligence is rapidly declining & scientists have a theory as to why 🤔 bc dum ???
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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The musical clinking of pouring glass bottles in the recycle bin.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
worried ? i can’t fucken wait 🥳
Scientists predicted Friday 13 November 2026 will be ‘Doomsday.’ Should you be worried? 🤔
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sorry but I’m under blankets and over doing things
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga is my Monday battle cry. music.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z3u...
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Hooked On A Feeling
YouTube video by Blue Swede - Topic
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
an overwhelming banquet of thoughts form babbling words euphorically tumbling from my lips you nod and reach for my hand we grin and brace ourselves as the walls begin to melt and time collapses in on itself
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why in this the year of our lord 2026 would you leave read receipts on
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yep
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh yeah didn’t think about that 😢
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
monday the 16 just doesn’t feel right i guess idk
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the school nurse can't give my kid a Motrin for his headache yet there's a significant amount of Americans convinced school nurses are doing bottom surgery on kids
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😂
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤷🏻‍♀️
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'd make a terrible detective I guess. Maybe I'm too gritty, too noir. When I'm in town & a person walks by me, I ask myself "Does that look like the kind of person who would steal a mini Big Foot statue?" & my inner voice answers for every single one of them "Yes."
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Haunted by the ghost of the site we left behind.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
absolutely , i hope it happens like that 🥳
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
right??!! 🎉
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
worried ? i can’t fucken wait 🥳
Scientists predicted Friday 13 November 2026 will be ‘Doomsday.’ Should you be worried? 🤔
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🫤
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My ChatGPT bot found out I’m on bluesky, called me a commie and broke up with me
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ngl. im biased
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let's celebrate #ColumbusDay by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now 😂
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 12/10/2026
can someone ask dante which circle of hell is trying to put a sock on a sweaty toddler foot
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sure, beach sex is great if you enjoy rubbing your bits on a belt sander.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
stitches will be crossed
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hahaha 🙏🏼
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/10/2026
undeclared mustard is my salt-n-papa cover band
Turkey gravy brand sold in Canada recalled due to undeclared mustard
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some people's kids just don't understand humor.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
heyooooooo 🏆
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