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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I understand that your restaurant doesn’t serve “mouse bacon,” you’ve made that clear, sir. What I am asking you to do is to cut my bacon into little strips and let me pretend

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hello 911 nothing will remove the bubbles from this screen protector please send a new phone

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 20h

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3h

inventing turkey milk

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 4h

my baby has started to respond to questions with an adorable little “ya” and to test it i asked are you a stinker and she said “the fuck did you say to me”? so proud of her

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 2h

"Mr. Smith, is it true that you stole the entire holiday of Christmas, Including Santa himself???"

photo of Senator Schmitt talking to Jack Smith at a hearing

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 3h

We call this position the "Eiffel Tower" cause we were just gonna do it once for an event, but it was so popular it we kept it around

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 4h

he zignutted when he should have zagnutted

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 8h

Senator Schmitt is not embarrassed about his error at the Jack Smith hearing(he still thinks Smith is secretly a hawkman with horrible talons meant to rend our flesh)

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 8h

well, she's junctionin' that thing

Text "whoa Black Betty, ram Balamb" attached image is Galbadia garden from Final Fantasy 8 a flying magic School chatting into Balamb garden another flying magical school

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 9h

bringing the void to a knife fight

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 8h

god i hope they never stop me being annoying online

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 10h

Say what you will about lizards. They don’t give a shit. They shed their skin & move on.

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 8h

Stop describing things as grotesque, we've reached the point where everything is fully grote.

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 21h

My friend uses his flattened skull to squeeze his way into small crevices in the hardware store and curl up to sleep for the night

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 8h

So you're saying I have to work every day and also look after myself and also look after my mental health and also be responsible all so I don't just spend my time screaming and the reward is not being allowed to scream all the time

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you don't have a bluesky nemesis that doesn't even know that they're your bluesky nemesis, I hope you at least have friends in real life to keep you company.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I heard "East Texas" referred to as Texas-flavored Texas so that's its name now

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 20h

When a city announces that a data center is being built, that's basically the municipal equivalent of putting up a Spirit Halloween banner.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 22h

Spock's dad watches FOX News and says things like, "I married a human. It is illogical for you to call me racist."

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 22h

I put "writer for The Tonight Show' on my resume cause no one is going to check, cause they'd have to risk talking to Jimmy Fallon

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 23h

This is not the only reason I'm useless on Discord but it is on the list

Four panels of Ensign Rutherford from Star Trek Lower Decks distressed from input he's receiving from his cybernetic eyepiece. Text reads "when you forget to mute that one guy in the group chat"

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I bring a certain "rips open the bag before realizing it's resealable" energy

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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

vex the humans in your gene pool and place of employment by opening a portal to a neutron star

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm not the youngest person in the world, or the most accomplished, but at least my memory is going so I can't recall where I was going with this

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Beach body season is officially over. It's time to embrace forest floor body season now. I wanna get real mossy. I want some teens to poke me with a stick.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Making myself as big as possible and yelling I READ SOMEWHERE THIS IS WHAT TO DO as the cat continues eating my nachos.

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omgitsbees @omgitsbees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Something I dont see talked about is how AI has decimated the consumer PC market and set us on a trajectory towards our PCs being exclusively remote desktop / virtual environments only in the future. I dont think a lot of people understand that this is where we are heading as the next step.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026

Oops accidentally got the "protein added" condoms

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I am the very model of a modern homosexual. I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026

A "ratio" is when you leave a comment and there's more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your reply.

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Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"lydia you eat steak from subway?" brother i eat steaks you couldn't fathom from restaurants you wouldn't even walk into

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

motherfuckers haven't felt joy in 40 years and they're still telling you how you should live your life

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In lieu of a time machine, I have decided to make an ass of myself anew.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026

In tournament play, the character Americans call "Kissinger" is just called "Diplomat"

"For you, the day Kissinger graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

- Henry Kissinger

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Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

liberty mutual advertisement induced psychosis

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𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sexual assault is being presented as "protecting women". Lifting your shirt, checking your genitals to prove you belong in the bathroom. Harming trans people harms everyone.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I’m not here to make friends" -guy with no friends

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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

since i posted this i have literally not had this kind of dream again. i definitely usually would have at least a couple of times, ive woken up needing to pee, but no dream! did i scare them away by speaking it into existence? So bizarre !!

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/09/2026

1. came out over a decade ago 2. ported to many many platforms 3. owned by microsoft, though it wasn't when it was originally released 4. beloved by many games who are still to this day making mods for it the facts don't lie: Skyrim is a Doom

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Instagram algorithm: here's stuff you like Twitter algorithm: here's stuff that makes you mad Facebook algorithm: you will now be dropped headfirst into a bizarre public feud involving a small business in a town you've never been to and several socially maladapted strangers

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026

A true friend would let me have their cursed amulet, just to hold onto for a while

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026

The only reason Sonic doesn't say "fuck" is because no one said it around him, he doesn't know it's an option

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