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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 21h

welcome to middle age you have a favorite ibuprofen tablet style now

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 28/09/2026

i know cancel culture isn't real bc my ideas are absolute dogshit and i'm still doing just fine

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026

“drive thru” implies i get to go right through the middle of the store and that’s just not true

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just finished up my meal prep for the week (ordered a pizza and divided it into ziplock bags)

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The primal urge to knock over the stacks of fruit at the grocery store

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Find you someone that loves you like my cat loves walking past 3 scratching posts to work her claws on the couch

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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

long story short I learned the importance of labeling things I put in the fridge when I placed the container of alfredo sauce next to the container of vanilla ice cream base, now who wants an ice cheese cone

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I just got an email from Stubborn Belly Fat. I wonder what they want

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wished I loved anything as much as dipshits love driving into flood waters

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My uncle would've turned 68 today but he didn't because he was born on a different day but it's interesting to think about what could have been

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

high risk for me is trying to function without caffeine (this has never happened)

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

well well well if it isn’t that thing I finally stopped looking for

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

wanna rub my face on a hawk’s belly, it would be worth having my eyes clawed out and lips ripped off over

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

it turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired

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key @lefttwix.com · 27/09/2026

me: *says something to husband while blow drying my hair* also me: *confused and slightly irritated that i can’t hear his response over my blow dryer*

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 27/09/2026

An emotional, sexually charged kickflip

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I need a big hug that crushes me into a fine paste

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

as the chorus of Rape Me plays, I whisper to my great-granddaughter, “Kurt Cobain was a feminist”

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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[stirring my coffee] wait, cremains means what??

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dreamt all pods—coffee, dishwasher, laundry—secretly contained chili

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You’ll get one goodbye from me – no more, no less. I’m not a goodbye machine

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have the face of a much saner person.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

To be fair, when you wear a lobster bib while you do it, it sorta kills the romance

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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

im kinda like dracula but if he wore a backwards hat (cool)

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Unlike the wheel or electricity, clumping cat litter wasn’t on lists of greatest inventions. But, for Gary, game changer!

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Wondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can’t, I don’t have the energy to open the lid to my coffin today.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Some of the most powerful and influential people of today got their start by pooping in the potty.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail.

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

4loko and seven years ago

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My brother just asked me if I still dabble in off putting behaviours

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What if Debbie doesn’t Dallas

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s time I got back to one of my favorite autumn activities: sighing around all the pretty fall colors.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Having my yard marked so I don't accidentally hit any underground utilities when burying a body.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: whoa, i have a resume?

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i listened to the moon and spent the whole day cleaning and rearranging my bog

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Scary movies are like imagine if something scary, impossible, and incomprehensible was happening, wouldn’t that be scary?

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We should make cars in the shapes of animals.

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

a mosquito got into the house i have tried twice to kill it and failed so i guess i'll just start packing

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Time for the moon to harvest us. We're ripe for the picking.

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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pussy poppin at the Catholic Credit Union

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everybody in the club getting sad about the future

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Right now, candy corn manufacturers are pulling out last year's stock to make sure that they are extra stale and ready for purchase.

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