iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 7h

most mimes stick to the following code:

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 8h

Plants teach you about you, if you’re listening.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10h

You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I invited my next door neighbors over to play connect four. They just looked at me funny and went inside.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My flabber just doesn’t gast like it used to

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9h

me: let’s turn this haunted house into a haunted home ghost: umm sorry, but i have girlfriend haunting in another house — you don’t know her

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

them: have you ever seen that show “why women kill”? me: never bc i know why.

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bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 8h

what’s up youtube it’s your girl pandora back for another unboxing video, first up here we have… oh no. oh no no no

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 8h

garfield minus garfield but it's bluesky minus us politics

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11h

*watching a mattress commercial where the couple wakes up refreshed and happy* more ai slop

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smillz @righttwix.com · 8h

if you fall and your friends are concerned instead of laughing then you’re old now

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17h

a shitposter-reply guy hybrid known only as the reshitter

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19h

Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

B as in butthole U as in utthole T as in that’s a butthole T as in

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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 20h

I'm never getting on a plane as long as I live. Would totally get 𝘪𝘯 one, though.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 20h

yeah boss, i'll get right on it, right after i finish this world in the leaf blower simulator game

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting older is mostly discovering new and completely ridiculous ways to injure yourself.

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smillz @righttwix.com · 19h

you don’t drop a deuce in space you float it

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 22h

grinding you down into a mysterious powder

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

CONCERT DEEP PURPLE: So have you guys heard of...Smoke On The Water? CROWD: *screams* ME: [from front row] IT'S MORE THAN LIKELY JUST MIST

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21h

Someone alert the Schmittheads they’re heading to Vegas tonight to triple down

Screenshot showing that the Hawks (as in Chicago Black—) play the Vegas Golden Knights in Vegas tonight

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s always darkest before it gets more darkerest.

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smillz @righttwix.com · 19h

the most powerful ring in middle earth was actually morgoth’s cock ring

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 19h

3:34am i should go to sleep someone kill bluesky again

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 21h

Me at some concert: sing some shit I know

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 20h

really could use a whole night of watching slasher movies in a wood paneled midwestern basement with an array of snacks right now

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 22h

Get in losers we’re going to the Hawks game

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My phone? Oh you mean my meme storage device

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 21h

bluesky needs more vulgar roasts. just keep getting more vulgar. use forbidden words. it’s next level. epic vulgar roasts.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 20h

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 20h

please dont read anything i say that is embarrassing

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key @lefttwix.com · 20h

tired: bidet wired: cleANUS

the box for the "cleANUS - swirling wheel of purity" the box is light teal and white and features a picture of a white toilet with a green circular brush wheel mounted inside the bowl, connected by a belt to a handle. texts on the box say things like "say goodbye to toilet paper expenses" "softouch rotation technology" "5 year warranty or 10,000 flushes" and "this product proudly stands with the “replace all usa toilet paper” movement 2024" there are badges in the bottom right for "2023 top 5 innovations in the usa" and "approved international association of forest defenders"

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 23h

if you drain the fat after frying ground beef we cannot be friends

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 22h

a blinker to show you’re changing moods

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key @lefttwix.com · 22h

whenever brandon bussi gets scored on, i say “ooof, right in the bussy” anyway, hockey is back!

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

got too much done today. need to sit for 3-5 weeks or months

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key @lefttwix.com · 29/09/2026

you heard it here, folks. 👑

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key @lefttwix.com · 29/09/2026

sweet caroline? i heard she was kinda a bitch

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

could really go for a long peaceful coma

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I got 99 drafts but a banger ain't one

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I blame The Police for flock cameras

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

some guy: we need bipartisanship me (nodding): bisexual partisanship

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

it rubs the lotion on its skin and it struggles with the doorknobs again

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

PWHL taking over Hockey Night in Canada for 8 games this season is huge and I'm here for it

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/09/2026

Sorry I just need to take a few years to think about everything

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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They put the flu up my bimhole today at the pharmacy

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone should invent work beers, beers you can have at work.

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