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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ensuring a clean getaway by using my t-shirt canon to fire donuts at the pursuing cops

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Caregiver” means a person who gives care. Why doesn’t “caretaker” mean someone who takes care away? Just give me one week with the English language and I will make shit right.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This day in history. 2009. Blasphemy Day. A day for celebrating blasphemy launched by the Center for Inquiry. This year I'll be asking religious leaders who try to make their followers believe in a hell why they can't just fold their threat five ways and stick it where the moon don't shine instead.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Emily Dickinson: "The heart wants what it wants, or else it does not care." Me taking notes: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘳

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

people who say “I couldn’t care less” just aren’t trying hard enough

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I can tell you care by the thoroughness of this restraining order.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

COME CLOSER PUNK SO I CAN SEE THE WHITES OF YOUR AIRPODS

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If anyone needs me I’ll be out thumping middle aged men with a copy of the silent passage

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Pharmacist: I promise you, it works for your eyes and ears. Me: All I'm saying is why is it called an eye dropper if I'm using it in my ears? Pharmacist: I'll give you a dozen for free if you'll just go.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This day in history. 1848. A new constitution marked the establishment of Switzerland as a federal state. I thought it said feral state which would be a lot more interesting.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

detective: where were you on the night of— me: in bed detective: I didn’t say which night me: doesn’t matter detective: I didn’t say what time me: *looking him square in the eye* it doesn’t matter

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

“Hey. My eye is up here.” - hurricanes, probably

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Riverdance but with spiders in tiny tap shoes

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

They may take our lives, but they will never tame, our eyebrows.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

hey let’s take some benadryl and theorize about the lost colony of roanoke

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This day in history. 1885. Bulgarian Unification Day. I bet you didn't know that Bulgaria was ever ununified. Well, it was. Eastern Rumelia, an autonomous province of the Ottoman Empire, declared itself unified with the Principality of Bulgaria. I bet you had no idea about that and a lot of things.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

“Correct me if I’m wrong” Dude, I don’t have that kind of time.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

me: I wish there was an extra nugget in this six pack genie: that was your third wish, what the fuck is wrong with you

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Never bring a wrong to a right fight.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Best job i ever had at the zoo was helping the Meerkats apply their eye liner in the morning before the visitors arrived

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I only know two things... people are overated and never play chess with a cat

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I'm not wrong my memory is wrong.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

it looks like someone put their IKEA Güsen together wrong

A goose flying with its feet pointing upwards, and wings arced downwards.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing” he said ever so wrongly.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Please make your replies more sequitur.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m pretty used to getting off scot-free, but every once in a while shrek sneaks in there

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“Where do you think you’re going?” “Band practice, I told you.” “Is your homework done?” “Yes, DAD.” “Be home by 6 for dinner.” “But-“ “No buts, Mom’s making your favorite.”

A chicken with a distinctive feathery crest stands next to another chicken in a wooden coop

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

teacher: what does “agnostic” mean? me: I don’t know teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”? me: *shrug* teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”? me: what difference does any of this make? teacher: amazing

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This day in history. 2001. In a Protestant area of Belfast Ulster loyalists resumed their menacing of students and parents at Holy Cross Catholic primary school for girls. Asked why they didn't picket at St Patrick's College instead, one loyalist said "Doze lads are awl boxers do yis tink I'm mad?"

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I didn’t make history. I happened to history.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/05/2024

Let’s put on masks and make out like bandits.

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

sometimes perfectly normal looking people turn out to be fire pissing demons

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This day in history. 1989. In Britain the government of vile weed Margaret Thatcher began privatizing public water authorities because what could go wrong with drinking water provided by the lowest bidder or a Conservative MP's sister's son-in-law's younger brother?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/02/2025