iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 11h

I watched a two-hour Hallmark Christmas movie but it felt more like a Lifetime.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1h

My innocence was lost this morning but I’m ok with it.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 2h

Whoever created forklifts dramatically overestimated the weight of forks

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12h

I've finally graduated to the person I've always wanted to be: someone who will burn down your home on a Tuesday night if you disrespect me

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22h

Him: It’s really dark in there. Her: I’m beginning to suspect that you’re not really a board certified gynecologist.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12h

Wearing my weighted vest to Marshalls so everyone knows I'm going through it

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20h

Offering the fellas some of my protein shaker full of chowder at the gym

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17h

Evil Bob Marley: Woman, cry

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17h

Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22h

Whoever has my goo goo doll, could you whisper in my ear?

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My body is a temple, but it's one of those ancient ones in ruin where local teenagers go to do drugs and break things.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i finally found my way out of a corn maze for this?

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Vacation auto responder idea: Your email found me on a day where my Chicago Sun-Times horoscope told me to avoid shopping and important decisions between 5 am and 10:15 pm CST

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm ready to see Jake Paul get beat up again

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Like a male bird dances to attract a mate, I sometimes practice my roundhouse kicks on the front step of my house.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 06/10/2026

oddly enough, if you don't have a bleeding heart you're technically a corpse

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*seductively helps hamburger*

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Show dominance by clapping as the plane takes off.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My skeets have no nutritional value.

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My weed vape delivery was marked Priority: high And I just think that’s silly

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

contact lenses should be called eyeball glasses

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My favourite party trick is not going.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This guy buying expensive cat food and wine fucks.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just need to pull off one last heist so I can finally move on to the next last heist.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

if you thought you knew what you were doing here think again ~ a memoir

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it’s like you post a few thousand things on the internet and then suddenly you can't stop

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

wonder if that bird who’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs ever tried cocaine

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

who gives a shit where Waldo is

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One day you’re young and the next thing you know you see a “vintage” tube amplifier that was made the year you were born.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My downstairs neighbors have been pretty obnoxious lately, so I’ve been fighting back by playing really loud music. I never thought I would say these words, but I have weaponized Phil Collins

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i think enough people have seen me naked, from now on i will be wearing a gauzy mosquito net in all my nudes

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 04/10/2026

gwen stefani: you and me, i can see us dying. are we? me: well — gwen stefani: DON’T SPEAK me: [mumbling under my breath] ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵍᵉᵉᶻ

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Getting to be the time of year when I fashion for myself the monstrous covering made of dead leaves that I wear while roaming the landscape to occasionally be sighted by the bewildered populace.

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