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Had a job at a deli and I was supposed to broast chicken, but the broaster scared me, as an industrial deep fryer/pressure cooker hybrid SHOULD, so I told everyone we were out of chicken and they were mad.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2h

I got fired from the mustard cutting factory

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2h

Why isn't broasting a cooking method

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 3h

Omg this whole time I thought they said to take the path of most resistance

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 5h

*calling an ambulance because I think I accidentally took a second multivitamin*

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

tips: - block annoying accounts without replying. - log off if you feel yourself getting upset. - ignore most discourse. - if an account keeps arguing with randos, you probably want to unfollow them. - mute words / phrases that you don’t like. cleans up the app significantly. 👍

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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 6h

it is mentally, intellectually, spiritually, exhausting to be dealing with the same injustices for an entire lifetime when we know, observe, speak on or report on the structural & societal norms causing & worsening it all. (this applies to many issues & news stories. cornell 7 most on my mind.)

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 7h

It's driftwood or petrified wood, firewood if you're nasty

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 8h

Waiting for me to say a word that starts with "w"

Django, an American Staffordshire Terrier, waiting to hear the magic word

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 11h

When my wife immediately destroys an argument that I've been working on all day

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Kalina 🇨🇦✏️🌉 @colleenr98.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just get everyone an AirMOTO for Christmas. Made it so easy for me that I filed for divorce

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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I got some good news and some bad news

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Welp, time for my wife and kids all to tell me that their low tire pressure warnings are going off

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hi, I would like to purchase a vehicle that costs more than my parents' first home

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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

RFK Jr drooling over this with giant awoogah eyes and a napkin tied around his neck and a fork and knife in his hands

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

People who can't compartmentalize piss me off

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Ty Peteranetz @coachty6.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Anywhere I went, they followed me down. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How did we all just let the Gin Blossoms happen?

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm not going to post any more bangers until you show appreciation for the one's you've got!!!!!!!

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it’s been harder to focus at work since I learned that the software I use to create my PowerPoint presentations has a 10% chance of ending humanity

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026

or when you just cut the carton open and grab a few chunks for the road ??

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you grow up thinking milk is either good or bad, but then you become a parent and find out there’s a third state called "it’ll taste fine in cereal, hurry up we’re late for school"

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hornythologe @hornythologe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i'll go further and say the best continent system is the one that counts only 4 continents because both the americas and europe, asia, africa are both continuous landmasses

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

so the doctor says "you should check out this comic. it's only four panels long, but it's really evocative. really puts things in perspective" and the man says "but doctor, I'm not a patient here. I'm looking for my fiancée"

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm just gonna say what everyone is thinking: Europe and Asia are one continent

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*45 minutes into a monologue* I'm sorry, what was the question?

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Gazing longingly at a framed picture of my bed that I keep on my work desk

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have a theory about why self deprecating humor is funny, but you guys will probably think it’s stupid because I’m dumb and ugly

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My last name translates to "word creator", which was my family's craft in medieval Europe

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just watched some idiot on tiktok put hotdogs into a colander but forgot a bowl to catch the broth 🤣

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026

i put the 'me' in comedy

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*snapping my fingers and tapping my foot to Warren Zevon's Excitable Boy until about halfway through*

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

if you ever see me approach customer service with a receipt in hand to discuss an advertised price, please end my life by the most economical means possible

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

I showed my bluesky account to my psychiatrist and she said I could pick whatever medication I want

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