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James @james.tarnation.lol · 6h

i’m never just kidding, i’m full on joking

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 7h

Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 12h

Legal contract that allows an individual to expose flatbread in every possible way: Naan-Disclosure Agreement

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 12h

really excited about flatbread: naanchalant

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 12h

[attaching his lips] babe how about i come over and give you a little mr potato head

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 12h

becoming a well rounded individual with food

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 12h

nat king cole is short for natural light king coleslaw

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 13h

why would i need a therapist when i can post tangentially related jokes to a niche microblogging website

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hey (with the intention of dissecting you)

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

who here ordered the cumpkin spiced latte

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

despite being an empty shell with no soul i have lots of love to give

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

children, or as i like to call them, catapult testers

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 15/06/2024

If I had a nickel for every time someone called me stupid I’d have 93 cents.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 27/09/2026

sticking q-tips in my ears like i’m some kinda billionaire above the law

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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026

checking the news and wondering when it will be safe to eat food again

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 27/09/2026

chatgbt just hacked my balls

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 27/09/2026

i wish i had eat-to-little depression instead of eat-too-much depression

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just made up a guy in my head: Rutherford B. Hotdogs. what do you think he’s all about

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everybody in the club getting sad about the future

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 30/11/2025

my biggest kink is feeling like she likes me

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

yeah i'm not doing that

an image of an incredibly ripped, well tanned man who looks a lot like elliot stabler wearing no shirt, filthy tight grey shorts, a black headband and grey goatee carrying a huge wooden log on one shoulder as he climbs a lush grassy hill towards the camera. The caption reads "After 60, Leg Strength Comes From One Simple Daily Move"

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 21/02/2025

damn jonathan taylor thomas save some first names for the rest of us

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Looking back on my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026

i gaslight as a couples therapy blogger “hehe don’t you mean moonlight?” that’s what i said

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i’m not skilled enough to pretend to be cool so i just had to embrace my nerdy cringe and be at peace

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 24/09/2026

i don’t think anyone should be able to make me their emergency contact

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hope this Ishmael finds you whale

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hello, 911? I had a sex dream about Kool-Aid Man

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

gerrymandering is named after governor elbridge gerry, whose last name is pronounced with a hard g. not many people know this

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i am begging for my brains to get smushed in a therapeutic fashion

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 24/09/2026

if my name was jerry i’d make my signature sex move the jerrymander

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 23/09/2026

chefs dating eachother is like the pot calling the kettle back

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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bringing a full crock pot to my next job interview

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

since I'm "pandering to men" for votes, vote for me and I'll show you my panderer's box shitsky38.com

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 22/09/2026

pandora’s box? sounds hot

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026

Dude at a stop light revving his truck like I'm looking for a guy who sounds expensive to insure. 🙄

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 10/09/2024

it’s kinda bullshit that carrot top doesn’t have green hair

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 11/01/2025

imagine how annoying it would be if your name was tyler swift

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just trying to be a good role model for young idiots who are dumb as hell

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The average human only uses 10% of their rizz

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 20/06/2025

PRODUCER: our new show is about a ragtag group of mutant ninja turtles STUDIO EXEC: HOW OLD ARE THEY

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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

microwaving an egg is so fucking funny like yeah im just gonna go microwave an egg real quick i'll brb

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day

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