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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 7h

I'm fading away gracefully as fast as I can.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23h

*watching a mattress commercial where the couple wakes up refreshed and happy* more ai slop

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 22h

Great, now we have to deal with October.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They say you never know what other people are going through, but I do know my perpetually loud neighbor is experiencing some slow leaks after I threw tacks in his driveway.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 30/09/2026

i don't feel nervous at all. nope. not me. *throws up*

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

*a farmer who is a ghost from the time of the Dust Bowl watching SpongeBob* “That boy has rickets,” he’d say

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey girl, are you a disgraced cosmonaut?

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Guys love it when you allow your surface area to collapse in on itself, revealing the soft mushy meat within

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met

Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My friend uses his flattened skull to squeeze his way into small crevices in the hardware store and curl up to sleep for the night

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The feminine urge to believe every minor inconvenience is the universe telling me to reinvent my entire life.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into the void

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

asking my therapist how does listening to me make her feel?

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draft punk @sainthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hey google how to think straight

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

rigging up a full body enclosure out of treadmills from the side of the road and spending my evenings in it until i'm smooth and glossy like a tumbled rock

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

grown adults celebrating "the spooky season" should be embarrassed. october should instead be a time to celebrate speculative hard science fiction

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deutschland tiff :) 🇩🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[smashing my own hand with hammer] Ow that really hurt! but maybe next time will go different ..

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

parking in front of the bike rack and chaining my car to it

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i remember when i went to sunday school as a kid i asked if there were video games in heaven and the teacher thought about it for a long time and said no

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

going door to door saying goodnight

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cannibalism could be the cure for cancer, and we'll never know.

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Swearing the waiter in on a bible before he tells us about tonight’s specials

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Some days are for crying while sitting with your favourite tree

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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

what is my deal? hmmm...let me consult the grey mass of wet noodles inside my skull

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cancer: Vanquish your rapacity. Agglomerate your imperturbation. Then tomorrow, leave your thesaurus at home.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Virgo: It won't be a "plague" of locusts, exactly, but still enough to destroy your lawn.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news

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the final pam @zumie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New cat tree to replace two small ones. Kiki demonstrating why one should not roll around at the highest point

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People find me approachable because I have no interiority. There's nothing going on behind my eyes and they love it. My dispassionate mechanical performance of human behavior is soothing and reassuring.

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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Just laid a clutch of five beautiful golden eggs if you even care

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

A couple trees in my yard were throwing birds at each other

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You can do anything you put your mind to. Alternatively you can do nothing, which is often much easier and more relaxing

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every 2-3 years my cat absorbs enough ambient psionic energy to emit a powerful beam that obliterates everything in a 12-mile radius. Apart from that she's a good girl

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

You remind me of myself before I got trapped in an antique clock

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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The brain has a mind of its own

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

We all have that one friend who says "caw! caw!" and then snatches a hot dog off your plate and flies away

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Matching speed with an ice cream truck doing 70mph on the highway and leaping onto it with a cutlass between my teeth

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This day in history. 2013. Margaret Thatcher's ashes were buried at the Royal Hospital Chelsea at a spot near All Saints Chapel where my cousin Harold and his pals like to cheer themselves up by putting on hobnailed boots and doing some stomping.

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

the earth can rotate up to once a day

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Rex @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

life is beautiful and great when you believe you're in control of things. life is beautiful when horrible shit is not happening to you.

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