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@im-all-id.me
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 27/06/2026
Idk man seems kind of big for a clothes steamer
Picture taken from an Amazon listing for a clothes steamer. It says "Compact and portable size - 9 ft"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/06/2026
Jimmy Eat World was everything last night 🥹 I immediately started crying when they started Praise Chorus
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/06/2026
I regret to inform my haters that the cell phone box I've had for 6 years finally came in handy today (I needed the IMEI for a class action lawsuit and it was on a sticker on the box!!!)
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/06/2026
Danced my head off yesterday ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
Me smiling wearing my miller lite pride shirt with cut off sleeves and red and gold beads around my neck
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/06/2026
I printed this one with Spreadshirt like 8 years ago and it still looks amazing (and I do not wash it carefully). Here's a link to buy from my spreadshop if it you want it. Cheers! tankortee.com/womens-shirt...
Me wearing my Fix Your Hearts or Die shirt with faded black jeans and plum suede ankle boots
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/06/2026
i'm selling my Fix Your Hearts or Die shirt on etsy <3 happy pride y'all 🌈 www.etsy.com/listing/4484...
"Fix Your Hearts or Die" in Twin Peaks-style lettering, brown with green border. Gordon Cole's face in halftone black and white dot pattern
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/05/2026
It can't... really be called that
Meta menu with link to "Manus AI"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/02/2026
I love it
Neon sign that says "Shrimps Clams Mussels"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 23/02/2026
It's gorgeousss out there
trees covered in snow
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19/02/2026
Today's [slightly] elevated beige meal
chicken nuggets, chickpeas, and couscous
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/02/2026
Evidence of a good day
Curious dear looking at meSun peeking through the clouds in the late afternoon over Sandy Hook Bay Raven on top of a treeFox walking over frozen sandy hook bay
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/02/2026
🤤
Apparently Pedro Pascal dancing on the "porch" during Bad Bunny's super bowl performance?
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 21/12/2025
I can't believe I'm posting this 😆
The shoes I call keeblers (brown suede ankle boots), bumble bees (yellow and black pumas), and peppermint pattys (don't know how to describe these except that they remind me of peppermint patty lol)
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/11/2025
How I answered the door for the kiddos tonite. Happy Halloween! 🎃👻🧟‍♀️✨
Me giving the peace sign wearing a grumpy bear care bear onesie. I'm wearing a burgundy wig with pigtails
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 21/10/2025
i did NOT win but i am still trying. current situation... having a stomach ache about my options here
a very challenging minesweeper board with 13 flags left to place
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/10/2025
In the past week, I spent a few nights in Vegas, had strep throat, and got covid. And, oddly, none of these things are related.
Selfie of me at a Vegas pool party. I'm wearing giant sunglasses and a black baseball cap, holding a Michelob ultra
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 27/08/2025
Look at this!
Half of a golden kiwi sitting perfectly in a little glass dish with lid
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/08/2025
oh hey happy International Child-Free Day eve!
Me smiling wearing an orange tank and long floral skirt
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/07/2025
challenge me cowards!
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/07/2025
Proof that I did my hair. I got DRESSED. I experimented with CONTOUR. And then the beach fireworks were cancelled. Rude as heck but happy to be back in sweats
Selfie. Curly hair. Black tank. Long red floral skirt.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/06/2025
Why is my toaster like this
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 21/06/2025
"You're no sky bison" I tell him disapprovingly
dog with hair combed down to make him look like Appa from Avatar
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19/06/2025
I said yes! (to bsky dot app)
Butterfly shaped diamond earrings in an open jewelry box
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/06/2025
you instincts would have been right! this is what i did instead and lost on the very next move
the very hard minesweeper board after just having hit a mine in the top right corner
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/06/2025
i've been playing some every day. just got this far without guessing. i don't even want to continue because i know what's going to happen 😩
progress on a very hard minesweeper board with 23 out of 200 mines remaining
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/06/2025
My hair is a mess but wanted to say hi and tell you that I'm wearing a sweatshirt in june
Selfie of me with messy wavy hair, wearing a grey sweatshirt and holding a coffee mug
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 29/05/2025
Important follow-up
Me in a zoom window with a pretend nose bleed
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/03/2025
Totino's pizza rolls for the cultured, tyvm
Box of Trader Joe's chicken rolls samosas
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/03/2025
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social and I went to the Lumon building today. Praise Kier!
Selfie with me in the foreground and Woody full length in the background inside the atrium of the Bell Works building where Severance films some of its scenes
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/03/2025
Shout out to 2016 when I was worrying my friends on snapchat in totally different ways than I do now
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/03/2025
Sometimes I take very important notes while I'm working
Note to self while I'm working: Lizards falling out of trees
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 03/03/2025
For reference
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 23/02/2025
Hola desde madrid! Some geniuses put a botanical garden in Atocha train station 💚
Me smiling with a dark grey puffer coat on and a botanical garden behind me. Perhaps some banana leaf plant? Sorry I suck at this.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17/02/2025
I'm goin to the picnic and I've got a haircut, a rad shirt, and a dirty bathroom mirror 🤙
Smiling with my eyes closed at the bathroom mirror. I'm wearing a purple "Sick Sad World" t-shirt
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/02/2025
I met @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social today! 🤙
Selfie with @woodyluvscoffee. I have on a mustard color tee and I'm wearing a black nose ring. Hair is straight and brownish blonde. Beyond that, I feel impossibly weird writing a description of someone who isn't me.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/01/2025
Generally I hate having curly/wavy hair, but sometimes my hair does something that is kind of nice
Picture of me with some curly tendrils framing my face. Hair is brown with a lot of blonde highlights and I'm wearing a maroon boatneck shirt
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/01/2025
For reference. I did what I could with the alt[man] text
The old Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band, which was comprised of a rat (Chuck?), a duck, some indeterminate purple thing, and..... maybe a dog? The close set eyes of the duck and dog remind me of Sam Altman
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/01/2025
Self portrait of a girl with a pink bathroom the landlord won't let her paint without returning it to a "neutral color" regardless of the fact that it was rented out in a non-neutral color 😠
Mirror selfie in my stupid pink bathroom. My hair is messy, long, straight, and blondish-brown. I'm making an exasperated face, and I'm wearing a red beanie and a burgundy fleece sweatshirt.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/01/2025
I was just showing off my gordon cole shirt the other day 😢
Dark grey t-shirt I designed that has Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks on the right. His image was created using the halftone style which recreates an image with black and white dots. 

On the left is one of his quotes from season 3, "Fix your hearts or die" in the classic Twin Peaks style font, burgundy all caps with a slight green stroke.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/01/2025
The judgmental plant posse led by the piano I rarely play. My record player is also back there talking shit
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/01/2025
your honor in my defense his hair was all
Crude drawing of messy tousled hair that makes me unable to think clearly. Brown marker on lined paper
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 29/12/2024
I took this a couple weeks ago when it was a freak 60 degree day but today is yet another freak 60 degree day so fuck it. Have an incredible day, friends 🤟
Full length selfie in a mirror with my hair down and straight. I'm wearing a yellow joy division tank top, grey sweatpants, and oatmeal color onitsuka tigers with black stripes and orange laces.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/12/2024
I took my new backpack to see its mom today
Fuzzy green and brown backpack on a pool table. The green and brown on the backpack match the green felt and brown woodgrain on the rails/frame of the pool table.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/11/2024
I was met with vehement disagreement from google AI when I was doing my little research before posting
While searching around the internet before posting to make sure I'm not accidentally stealing someone else's joke, Google had a hilarious and borderline scathing response:

"No, the idea that getting hit by an asteroid would "feel good" for the Earth is completely incorrect; an asteroid impact would be a catastrophic event causing widespread destruction and mass extinction, making it incredibly harmful to the planet and all life on it."
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/11/2024
some Andy trivia! Age: 41 Height: 5’4" Sign: Virgo Tattoos: 2 Piercings: ears, nose Past times: 🎳 🎱 🧩 🚣‍♀️ Fav food: middle eastern Fav color: 🟦 Music: very much a 90s kid. was very into 120 minutes as a yout' Movies: ace ventura, clueless, empire records, nothing but trouble Job: product manager Pic:
Sitting and smiling, wearing blue jeans and a blue cotton shirt. I'm twirling a strand of my brown curly hair with my right hand.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 14/11/2024
A Gobbler sandwich from Wawa in a red and white neon heart with a pink background. The Gobbler is a seasonal sandwich [that makes me weak in the knees] that has hot turkey, stuffing OR mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce on a soft hero roll.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/11/2024
quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they’re dealing with (very nice people)
Andy crouched down and smiling wearing a baseball cap that says Motoring Club Los Angeles and a black adidas sweatshirt
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/11/2024
Flames...flames on the side of my face
Dressed as Mrs. White in the scene from Clue where she says "flames...flames...on the side of my face"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 14/09/2024
Hey dudes n dudettes
Andy on the beach in a black hat that says Motoring Club Los Angeles (reppin hard)
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/09/2024
How I look when I'm stoned
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