Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11hCan you die of too many open computer tabs 5059398
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 3hWearing my weighted vest to Marshalls so everyone knows I'm going through it 619435
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 10hDoes Trump understand that Iran blowing up Los Angeles would ruin the Paramount/Warner Bros merger? 082
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026James Talarico Threatens To Improve Texans' Lives 904166737
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wonder how many others did not get caught? globemagazine.com/2-florida-co...globemagazine.com2 Florida Cops Arrested for Using Flock-Like Systems to Stalk Teen and Woman They Wanted to DateA sheriff’s office in Florida is answering to the community after two of its deputies resigned over allegations they misused the state’s surveillance and other official databases to stalk women they w... 209020
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Pope Leo Amends Canon Law. "Jesus died for your sins, but not the masturbation ones. That's on you." 0213
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"I hear you bro, the Houthis suck big time, but we're out of ammo." 0457
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026May 4th is Star Wars day. September 25th is Dolly day. October 4th should be CB radio / trucker / convoy day. 45315
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You can't just decide to "go full Walton Goggins." He has a team of people making his hair look that way. 822624
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's important to have days off from work. How else can you maintain the illusion you're not trapped in a life you've created from decisions based on fear? 111630
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"I'm just trying to get my life together." -Guy ahead of me in line buying pants 1559
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight. 520450
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026President Threatens To Turn Ohio Into Kentucky If They Vote Dems At Midterms 0276
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/20261976: By 2026, science fiction is convinced all our needs will be met and science will have a cure for everything. 2026: My social media algorithm is convinced I need Kalshi and my pillow is trying to kill me. 1183
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Concerned employee at defective whistle factory unable to get OSHA to listen to him 0181
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me: Personal opinion, but I prefer the non-nanite Iron Man armor. It's more immersive to have a physical suit fly down from the sky instead of metal goop just magically appearing on him Fellow WW3 Survivor Huddled Around Campfire: Are you going to eat that rat 110515
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/10/2026Yes I'm dating with intention... the intention to ruin our lives 619753
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Super Intelligence Force is the perfect name for a Police Squad-type parody where the president ends up on a hot mic in the bathroom 812716
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown 18524100
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women” 16971209
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026COP WITH FOOD ALLERGIES: Do you have anything that could hurt me? COOKIE MONSTER: *slowly pulls out peanut butter cookies* 07411
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 411889321
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Gouldian Finch Camouflages Itself Against Its Natural Predator, Katy Perry 0309
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 13/03/2026if at first you don’t succeed, you’ve succeeded at failure 922466
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 23/05/2026[me, getting stabbed to death in 19th century London] ugh, more like Jerk the Ripper 11934198
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I knew they were Canadian Geese when I heard shrieks of "KLAXONNER!" coming from the sky. 040
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Neighbor's dog's been wandering across the street & hanging with me afternoons so when my neighbor came home early we had to act natural 2364
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mostly cloudy this week. It's gonna be shadier than Trump's DOJ. 021
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/12/2025There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys 5546901034
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026your email could have been a pic of a dog in a halloween costume 620051
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Omg this whole time I thought they said to take the path of most resistance 03910
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This year’s corn maze theme, “The duality of human emotion”, is doing poorly, so we’re reimagining it as “I’m freakin’ lost.” 0246
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Local Historian Frustrated Nothing In Town Haunted 0143
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours 24625138
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒frielf @goblin.fans · 02/10/2026every memory i have has been edited for pacing 3565
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey girl r u the rains down in Africa? cause I think u did a hundred men or more. 073
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 16/12/2024If these storm clouds were any lower, they'd be stealing their mom's bingo money to buy OxyContin. 062
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Everyone I know is working on core strength and I'm just trying to get close enough to the drive thru window that l don't have to stretch 1338
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That self-flagellating mess of a client who's always like "oh I'm so terrible for getting this to you at the last minute, you must hate me, I'm such a naughty Director of Marketing and Strategic Communications" 111135
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026in the avengers: doomsday movie all hope is lost and evil reigns supreme oh wait no this is the news 316436
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/10/2026Where do you guys keep your car utensils 3417848
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Have you tried eating too much candy about it 1525761
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Taking an ancestry DNA test and discovering that your much older sister is your birth mom and your dad is the custodian at the old high school. 083
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/02/2024Who up laying their eggs in brackish water 6510121
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Senator Blackburn Taunts Jack Smith With Key Evidence Hidden In Her Hair "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩? 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙪𝙥 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝." 1569
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026THEY'VE ACTIVATED THE CARAVAN 14712
Reposted by Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thinking Gilligan for Halloween 617422