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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒

@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11h
Can you die of too many open computer tabs
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 3h
Wearing my weighted vest to Marshalls so everyone knows I'm going through it
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 10h
Does Trump understand that Iran blowing up Los Angeles would ruin the Paramount/Warner Bros merger?
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This business has some audacity
A storefront sign reads "FOOT SPA"
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
James Talarico Threatens To Improve Texans' Lives
James Talarico campaigning with a bulllhorn
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wonder how many others did not get caught? globemagazine.com/2-florida-co...
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2 Florida Cops Arrested for Using Flock-Like Systems to Stalk Teen and Woman They Wanted to Date
A sheriff’s office in Florida is answering to the community after two of its deputies resigned over allegations they misused the state’s surveillance and other official databases to stalk women they w...
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Pope Leo Amends Canon Law. "Jesus died for your sins, but not the masturbation ones. That's on you."
Pope Leo speaking into a microphone
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I hear you bro, the Houthis suck big time, but we're out of ammo."
Jared Kushner on the phone
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
May 4th is Star Wars day. September 25th is Dolly day. October 4th should be CB radio / trucker / convoy day.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can't just decide to "go full Walton Goggins." He has a team of people making his hair look that way.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's important to have days off from work. How else can you maintain the illusion you're not trapped in a life you've created from decisions based on fear?
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I'm just trying to get my life together." -Guy ahead of me in line buying pants
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
President Threatens To Turn Ohio Into Kentucky If They Vote Dems At Midterms
Trump screaming and pointing while speaking at a lectern. A rusty trailer is photoshopped behind him.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1976: By 2026, science fiction is convinced all our needs will be met and science will have a cure for everything. 2026: My social media algorithm is convinced I need Kalshi and my pillow is trying to kill me.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Concerned employee at defective whistle factory unable to get OSHA to listen to him
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: Personal opinion, but I prefer the non-nanite Iron Man armor. It's more immersive to have a physical suit fly down from the sky instead of metal goop just magically appearing on him Fellow WW3 Survivor Huddled Around Campfire: Are you going to eat that rat
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/10/2026
Yes I'm dating with intention... the intention to ruin our lives
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super Intelligence Force is the perfect name for a Police Squad-type parody where the president ends up on a hot mic in the bathroom
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COP WITH FOOD ALLERGIES: Do you have anything that could hurt me? COOKIE MONSTER: *slowly pulls out peanut butter cookies*
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Gouldian Finch Camouflages Itself Against Its Natural Predator, Katy Perry
Extremely brightly colored bird with multiple layers of colored feathers Extremely brightly colored Katy Perry with multiple layers of colored feathers
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
if at first you don’t succeed, you’ve succeeded at failure
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
[me, getting stabbed to death in 19th century London] ugh, more like Jerk the Ripper
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I knew they were Canadian Geese when I heard shrieks of "KLAXONNER!" coming from the sky.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Neighbor's dog's been wandering across the street & hanging with me afternoons so when my neighbor came home early we had to act natural
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Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mostly cloudy this week. It's gonna be shadier than Trump's DOJ.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Rod Serling
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
your email could have been a pic of a dog in a halloween costume
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg this whole time I thought they said to take the path of most resistance
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This year’s corn maze theme, “The duality of human emotion”, is doing poorly, so we’re reimagining it as “I’m freakin’ lost.”
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Local Historian Frustrated Nothing In Town Haunted
Disappointed woman staring out a window
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours
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frielf @goblin.fans · 02/10/2026
every memory i have has been edited for pacing
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Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey girl r u the rains down in Africa? cause I think u did a hundred men or more.
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Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If these storm clouds were any lower, they'd be stealing their mom's bingo money to buy OxyContin.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh come on
1968 episode of "Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea" on screen writing credit is "teleplay by Seymour  Butts"
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone I know is working on core strength and I'm just trying to get close enough to the drive thru window that l don't have to stretch
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That self-flagellating mess of a client who's always like "oh I'm so terrible for getting this to you at the last minute, you must hate me, I'm such a naughty Director of Marketing and Strategic Communications"
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in the avengers: doomsday movie all hope is lost and evil reigns supreme oh wait no this is the news
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/10/2026
Where do you guys keep your car utensils
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you tried eating too much candy about it
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Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taking an ancestry DNA test and discovering that your much older sister is your birth mom and your dad is the custodian at the old high school.
A woman making a duck lip face and asking the question "What's worse than a heartbreak?"
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Who up laying their eggs in brackish water
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Senator Blackburn Taunts Jack Smith With Key Evidence Hidden In Her Hair "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩? 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙪𝙥 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝."
Marsh Blackburn pulling a hard drive out of her bird nest looking hair
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THEY'VE ACTIVATED THE CARAVAN
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking Gilligan for Halloween
Store display with jeans and red long sleeved shirt with collar like the tv character Gilligan
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