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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Wife: I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE Me, Shirtless And Wearing My Old High School Gym Shorts: what’s wrong honey

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

[loud knocking] “OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!” Me: Prove it. “HOW?” Me: Sing “Roxanne.”

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

If life has taught me anything, it’s that karma isn’t real.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

enjoying my boobs while they’re still hanging around up front before they decide to go off and live in my arm pits

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

every dog in the park that doesn’t run up to me to say hello is a terrorist

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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Stephen Colbert is a national treasure: The day after his show was canned after 11 years by CBS to appease a tyrant, he shows up on the Monroe, MI public access channel where he did his first Late Show broadcast in 2015.

youtu.be

Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026

YouTube video by Stephen Colbert

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Look, all I'm saying is if some bitch wanted to prick my finger so I could sleep uninterrupted for a few years I wouldn't be all that mad about it

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 17/05/2026

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and think, 'Hey, that one is shaped like an idiot.'

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I might do some crazy shit like follow my dreams

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Things were going poorly, but I was confident I could make it worse.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to seafood.

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

So, these "tax refunds” everyone talks about...tell me more. They sound wonderful.

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

*adding my name to the lower back transplant list, hoping an annoying 20 year old dies of natural causes soon*

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Pilot, to passengers: Bit of a...uhhhh...problem on the flight deck...ahhhh...anyone know how much the average woodchuck might be able to...uhhhh...chuck? Guy who loves tongue twisters: *whispering* It's my time...

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

[date] her: I’m a chiropractor me: *under breath* holy shit I thought they were extinct

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

there is no greater joy than helping to make a friend’s dream come true

A man holds a chicken in a giant slingshot.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

This day in history. 1564. William Shakespeare was baptized at Stratford-upon-Avon. The damp youngster was heard telling the vicar "Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee, and I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets."

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2024

General Tzo. Colonel Sanders. Why must we militarize our chicken this way?

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

remember: everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. you are being being excluded from the battle. we think you’re a loser.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

This needs no explanation, said Lieutenant Obvious as he put in for promotion.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Hate when my thought bubbles float away in the wrong direction.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

judge: how do you plead? me: well, I can't speak for the defendant but— judge: of course you can, you’re his attorney me: well in that case, he’s clearly guilty as hell!

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The Cure makes me think of either old girlfriends or hair product. There is no in-between

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I am far different from my shitty teenage self who couldn't see the point of getting out of my grandma's Cadillac to look at a 300 year old tree.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

If I write the word “data,” which do you hear in your mind: data or data?

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

If you name your kid Tanner, whatever he does is on you

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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

When I hear people say “it’s just a cat” or “it’s just a dog”.. it actually breaks my heart. Some people will never understand how much personality our pets really have.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Long story short, "everybody poops" is not a good legal defense for using the mall fountain as a bidet.

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Jordan T Neves @jeanvendors.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

(Me holding my 19-pound cat, forgetting the word “substantial”) Wow buddy you’re so significant

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Grymoria of the Neo-Nether @grymoria.blacksky.app · 25/04/2026

So I just learned about a Black actress named Nichelle Nichols and how her being on Star Trek was a big deal to Black people back then and how she was the reason why we had astronauts of color being a part of NASA. This is why representation matters and it is that deep. She made history.

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I’ll just keep believing I look like I do in the mirror and not how I look in an accidentally opened self facing camera thank you. No one has 4K eyes.

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