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Queen RanDumb

@invisihole.bsky.social
11K followers 3.5K following 20K posts

Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* Bangers bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrj… 🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire: buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They were like if the DMV was a person
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A chandelier is a lamp that inherited money.
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm like Shakespeare if he were a complete moron.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
is there a sandwich religion? thats one id maybe get into
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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am sorry that you're all thirsty for me.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
endlessly fascinated by nothing in particular and quickly losing interest in anything too specific
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
what if I had a regular dumb idea but posited it as a hypothetical
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 05/09/2026
if by "influential" you mean "annoying," then yes, I'm an influential poster
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sparkle beautiful @sagemoonstone.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
dark stars are made of light too
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*playing basketball Holy smokes I’m bad at basketball.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
38 most syphilitic posters of 2026.
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I would love to go back in time to the era when I had two functional knees and a childlike sense of wonder
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you want to see pretty colours and talk about your feelings, just watch a sunset and get drunk. It’s far, far cheaper.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s unlikely a lion and warthog be best friends but when it happens it’s Simbaiosis
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hi this is my too weak notice im too weak to work anymore
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 05/09/2026
My son didn't cope well with going to jail. He refused to eat or drink anything. He swore at everyone and covered his room with his own mess. That was the last time we played Monopoly...
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Always ask if the water is free range.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 04/09/2026
if you vote me into the 38 most influential accounts on bsky i swear i will slow this bus down below 50 mph
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If cats didn’t domesticate themselves then explain the meow in homeowner
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Only the real Gs will get the reference @los-los.bsky.social
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dropping bangers peacing out pitipiwpiw Dropping bangers peacing out pitipiwpiw wiw wiw. Wiw wiw.
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My soul mate probably lives in a cave.
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
your honor, you're so judgmental
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A casserole is just a group project where cheese does all the work.
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Putting out advertisements that I do balloon animals for kids bday parties. I can’t but I’m gonna.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
normalize being useless to people who don't appreciate you
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hell ya brotha @youknowwhathellyea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you're not hot enough to be silly and goofy, just say that
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my eyes are down here 😤
Woman's torso wearing a grey shirt featuring a white outline of a cats face with purple eyes
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No lies detected.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There could be three burglars wresting in my house in the middle of the night and I would just be like oh my cats are being so silly
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I’m less approachable in real life.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 02/09/2026
i’m like if a baby became an adult
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My word vomit is someone else's eye candy
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
will no one rid me of this diabolical curse
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I don’t know why you guys are here, but I’ll be using this place for evil
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
may your humor be as dark as the skeletons in your closet
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Satanism is pretty cool if you like being evil and totally bad ass but also feel like you need some rules to follow.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i’m a big supporter of crastination. very procrastination
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
every single day i drive perfectly and it would be nice if you all would join me in doing so
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A free mattress that’s been sitting in the rain? I’d be stupid not to!
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
carpe diem, tomorrow
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Anya Taylor-Hellancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Everything is content and no one is content.
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wearing a cloak over my graphic tee and cargo shorts
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pain is weakness leaving the body, pain can also be pizza entering your body if you do it wrong
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got my followers the old-fashioned way. Years of relentless childhood trauma. 
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 27/08/2026
I don't like it when people don't like me and I don't like it when they like me either
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not my circus, not my monkeys
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