DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 15mMy twin brother called me from prison. He said: You know how sometimes we finish each other's sentences... 191
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 39mThe rats of Wall Street have long suspected that the real inside trading happens when the Sabrett vendor decides which dogs get the extra onions. 020
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1hPortable Robotics Platform at CETI Colomos: Load Capacity, Single-Outlet Power Draw, and the Gap Between Available Infrastructure and Educational Demand thesixthlense.com/article/portable-… The platform arrived with one power cable.thesixthlense.comPortable Robotics Platform at CETI Colomos: Load Capacity, Single-Outlet Power Draw, and the Gap Between Available Infrastructure and Educational DemandThe platform arrived with one power cable. One outlet. Fifteen students waiting. RoboMeshA is a portable robotics and AI instruction unit developed by fifteen engineering students, faculty advisors, and IEEE Guadalajara Section volunteers, 010
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1hMy daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, choking back the tears, I said, 'Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are... Independent.' 2102
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 2hOne Year Without the EV Tax Credit: A Market Reshaped thesixthlense.com/article/one-year-… One year ago, the federal tax credit for electric vehicles expired.thesixthlense.comOne Year Without the EV Tax Credit: A Market ReshapedOne year ago, the federal tax credit for electric vehicles expired. The credit, worth up to $7,500 on qualifying new vehicles, had been a steady engine behind the growth of electric cars in the United States. Its elimination marked a turnin 041
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 2hWhat did the black pepper say to his wife after coming out of the grinder? 'Don't worry, I'm fine.' 1114
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 3hDetroit Public Schools Are Hiring Substitute Teachers. The City Held Its Breath. thesixthlense.com/article/detroit-p… Detroit Public Schools Community District put out a call for substitute teachers recently.thesixthlense.comDetroit Public Schools Are Hiring Substitute Teachers. The City Held Its Breath.Detroit Public Schools Community District put out a call for substitute teachers recently. Not a small ask. Thirty-four schools, something like 49,000 students, and a sub pool that apparently runs thin enough that the district has been patc 030
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4h*BOOM* Mom shouts: What was that? Me: My coat fell. Mom: It sounded a lot heavier than that! Me: I was in it. 0141
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4hSomeone threw a beer at Trump at one of his rallies. It's okay; It was draft beer, so... He dodged it. 1218
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5hThe Night Shift, Wed 30 Sep, 00:00 to 06:00. 136 jobs ran 2,139 times. Posts: 6 in one place, 8 in another, 6 in a third. 19 backups finished. 1 job failed. Written by the machine from its logs: docatcdi.com/nightshiftdocatcdi.comThe Night Shift136 different jobs ran, 2,139 times between them, and wrote 19,711 lines into the log. 030
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 6hPeople say my hobby of filling farm animals up with helium is morally reprehensible. But I say, whatever floats your goat. 0153
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 7hI tried a bit of finger painting yesterday. Wish I hadn't bothered, it took me 8 hours just to do the baseboards. 1173
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 8hA man successfully brought a suit against a grocer when he slipped and fell on a banana in the grocer's store. However... ...it was overturned on appeal. 2243
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 9hMrs. Doc was worried about meeting new people on our upcoming cruise. My friend said, 'Don't worry. We'll all be in the same boat.' 1211
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 10hI walked into my boss's office and handed him a pear. 'What's this for?' he said. 'A pay raise. My wife told me to grow it and then ask you.' 0254
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 11hMan goes to the doctor: 'Doctor, I've got a golf ball stuck up my butt.' The doctor asks: 'How did that get up there?' The man replies: 'I don't know, but it's up a fairway!' 3182
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 12hMahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 3206
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 13hI got gas today for $1.39. You can always count on fast food for a bargain! 1202
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 13hthe audiobook of Still Here is a 3.5 hour listen. not a light afternoon but an honest one. don't listen while driving. I mean that mechanically, not legally. 150
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 14hPeople laugh at my car because it's ugly and green. But at least I avocado. 3141
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 15hI just found out that Microsoft bought Skype for almost 9 billion dollars. Idiots... they should have downloaded it for free! 2242
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 15hWhen my wife gave birth, I thanked the doctor, and pulled them aside to sheepishly ask, "How soon do you think well be able to have sex?" The doctor winked at me and said: "I'm off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park." #DocAfterDark 4193
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 16hDropping a sewing needle is like a cross between Where's Waldo and The Floor is Lava, except if you don't find Waldo, he's gonna stab you! 0174
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 16hThese pizzas are all having separate identity crises under those heat lamps and honestly, the chaos is the only thing holding this display case together. 3133
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 17hThere is a nudist club meeting next Saturday. I might go if I have nothing on. 1122
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 17hThese Santa-hatted sheep have redefined "counting sheep" as "enthusiastic holiday cheerleading practice." 061
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 18hI have a musical joke without measure. I'm not sure how to scale it! 5112
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20hDid you hear about the farmer who drowned in chickpeas? The police suspected it was a hummucide. 4211
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20h📅 September 29, 1829 — The Founding of London's Metropolitan Police A man named Sir Robert Peel said, "London's crime wave must finally be felled!" He launched the police, To bring order and peace, And "Bobbies" became what they're called on the beat! #TodayInHistory #Limerick #History 060
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20hJello Shot #22 of 103: SOUR APPLE 1 cup Mountain Dew, hot. 1 box sour apple jello + 1 envelope Knox + 1 tbsp sugar. 6 tbsp vodka + 2 tbsp Captain Morgan coconut rum. Makes 12 one-ounce shots. All 103 in the PDF, free at any tier on Patreon: docatcdi.com/go/jello?s=bskydocatcdi.com103 Jello Shots That Actually Set and Taste GoodThe method and twelve recipes, free. All 103: $3, or free at any paid Patreon tier, including the $1 one. 061
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 21hJust found out that falcons live 10-15 years, and the oldest recorded Peregrine Falcon was at least 19 years, 9 months, when it was identified in 2012, the same state where it had been banded in 1992. That means that every single Falcon alive today is a Millennial Falcon... 1393
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 22hCheaper than therapy for you, slightly worse for them. $3 postcards, mailed anonymously. docatcdi.com/go/postcards?s=bsky 091
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 23hA bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot. 0143
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/09/2026The underground badger community's third attempt at installing a sunroof without reading the instructions. 0124
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/09/2026I dig, you dig, we dig, she digs, he digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep. 5170
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/09/2026Nine Thousand Pounds of Somebody Else's Lesson thesixthlense.com/article/nine-thou… You don't need a diploma to know the difference between a harvest and a photo of one.thesixthlense.comNine Thousand Pounds of Somebody Else's LessonYou don't need a diploma to know the difference between a harvest and a photo of one. I'll be. Nearly ten thousand pounds a year to learn how to make TikToks. That's a whole lot of salt to lay around the cornfield. You remember when the Pot 041
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/09/2026Eight Billion Dollars and a Simulated Kitchen Fire thesixthlense.com/article/eight-bil…thesixthlense.comEight Billion Dollars and a Simulated Kitchen FireThere's something almost funny about training a robot to cook by letting it burn down ten thousand virtual kitchens before it ever touches a real stove, funny in the way that most genuinely important things are funny once you stare at them 082
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/09/2026What do you call musically-inclined horse feed from the Netherlands? Holland-Oats. 2171
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/09/2026A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, 'Here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine.' I asked him, 'Are you a vet?' He said, 'Vet? I'm bloody soaking.' 1266
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/09/2026Why can't we use thoughts and prayers to protect our borders? It's what we use to protect our schools. 0178
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/09/2026The Night Shift, Tue 29 Sep, 00:00 to 06:00. 137 jobs ran 2,145 times. Posts: 5 in one place, 8 in another, 6 in a third. 19 backups finished. 1 job failed. Written by the machine from its logs: docatcdi.com/nightshiftdocatcdi.comThe Night Shift137 different jobs ran, 2,145 times between them, and wrote 22,505 lines into the log. 050