Reposted by The Cynical Hüldrawarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN 149155733095
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Wife: I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE Me, Shirtless And Wearing My Old High School Gym Shorts: what’s wrong honey 321287
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/06/2026[loud knocking] “OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!” Me: Prove it. “HOW?” Me: Sing “Roxanne.” 32670158
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraQueen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 25/05/2026If life has taught me anything, it’s that karma isn’t real. 812225
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldrasweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026enjoying my boobs while they’re still hanging around up front before they decide to go off and live in my arm pits 715126
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026every dog in the park that doesn’t run up to me to say hello is a terrorist 1435759
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraEric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Stephen Colbert is a national treasure: The day after his show was canned after 11 years by CBS to appease a tyrant, he shows up on the Monroe, MI public access channel where he did his first Late Show broadcast in 2015.youtu.beOnly In Monroe --- May 22, 2026YouTube video by Stephen Colbert 16083961814
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldralalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Look, all I'm saying is if some bitch wanted to prick my finger so I could sleep uninterrupted for a few years I wouldn't be all that mad about it 10586157
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 17/05/2026I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and think, 'Hey, that one is shaped like an idiot.' 43810
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I might do some crazy shit like follow my dreams 24313
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Things were going poorly, but I was confident I could make it worse. 8357164
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraPaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 09/04/2026The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to seafood. 014654
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraTwin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 16/04/2026So, these "tax refunds” everyone talks about...tell me more. They sound wonderful. 44410
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraTwin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 24/04/2026*adding my name to the lower back transplant list, hoping an annoying 20 year old dies of natural causes soon* 22410
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraTwin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Pilot, to passengers: Bit of a...uhhhh...problem on the flight deck...ahhhh...anyone know how much the average woodchuck might be able to...uhhhh...chuck? Guy who loves tongue twisters: *whispering* It's my time... 0207
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/12/2024sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking 242243471
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/01/2025interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely 383071487
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/12/2024[date] her: I’m a chiropractor me: *under breath* holy shit I thought they were extinct 121336249
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/04/2026there is no greater joy than helping to make a friend’s dream come true 24520108
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This day in history. 1564. William Shakespeare was baptized at Stratford-upon-Avon. The damp youngster was heard telling the vicar "Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee, and I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets." 19642
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2024General Tzo. Colonel Sanders. Why must we militarize our chicken this way? 26542142
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 26/04/2026remember: everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. you are being being excluded from the battle. we think you’re a loser. 4500114
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/06/2025This needs no explanation, said Lieutenant Obvious as he put in for promotion. 112357
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Hate when my thought bubbles float away in the wrong direction. 311557
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldrabacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 23/04/2026judge: how do you plead? me: well, I can't speak for the defendant but— judge: of course you can, you’re his attorney me: well in that case, he’s clearly guilty as hell! 213257
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The Cure makes me think of either old girlfriends or hair product. There is no in-between 1013040
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I am far different from my shitty teenage self who couldn't see the point of getting out of my grandma's Cadillac to look at a 300 year old tree. 27818
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026If I write the word “data,” which do you hear in your mind: data or data? 259335
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 25/04/2026If you name your kid Tanner, whatever he does is on you 1118940
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraArron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026When I hear people say “it’s just a cat” or “it’s just a dog”.. it actually breaks my heart. Some people will never understand how much personality our pets really have. 2734688357
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Long story short, "everybody poops" is not a good legal defense for using the mall fountain as a bidet. 45321
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraJordan T Neves @jeanvendors.bsky.social · 26/04/2026(Me holding my 19-pound cat, forgetting the word “substantial”) Wow buddy you’re so significant 851735
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraGrymoria of the Neo-Nether @grymoria.blacksky.app · 25/04/2026So I just learned about a Black actress named Nichelle Nichols and how her being on Star Trek was a big deal to Black people back then and how she was the reason why we had astronauts of color being a part of NASA. This is why representation matters and it is that deep. She made history. 1281792243
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I’ll just keep believing I look like I do in the mirror and not how I look in an accidentally opened self facing camera thank you. No one has 4K eyes. 511519
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 25/04/2026i set the camera to portrait mode and turned my phone on its side and my phone exploded 0309
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldrasweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026my bad posts are a test as to who amongst you are the real ones 510834
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraOoh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Okay, holy communion but with slices of pepperoni.. 6145
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldraborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/06/2023TRENT REZNOR: I hurt myself today [turns to camera] but with Aspercreme brand lidocaine, I can still fuck you like an animal 17645169
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/04/2026the song “Urgent” is about a cat wanting food 814643
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraA Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Trump’s top staff are now being referred to as the Liquor Cabinet. Some fine choices there. 1636172
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 14/04/2026That little piece of love I have left? It's for me 28339
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraChicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 14/04/2026You can file your taxes and set up a payment arrangement so that this administration is long gone by the time your balance due is paid. For real. 23910
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I am going to do my taxes tonight because I am not one to wait until the last minute. 0293
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldraweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/04/2026"you're arguing with a joke" "jokes are supposed to be funny" "we live in an imperfect world" 822837
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 14/04/202613th Century mosaic depicting a Byzantine doctor 1176
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraKatie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Normalize pointing and screaming “WITCHCRAFT!!!” whenever you see a man reading or doing math.media.tenor.coma man wearing a trench coat and tie is pointing at the camera .Alt: a man wearing a trench coat and tie is pointing at the camera . 4364
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 14/04/2026terrifying if literal: turn around, bright eyes every now and then i fall apart 1219
Reposted by The Cynical HüldraDread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Fact: sperm whales call humans “jizz monkeys” 427486