iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 3h

Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by Skydance. There's no escaping us now!

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Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 3h

Today’s rear window: What if a field of corn began popping? & it was multicolored as it burst open & it floated upon the fiery tassels & no foil lid could hold back the wave of butter as it gushed into town & the salt of the earth peppered the pathway? I’d start snackin’, that’s what I’d do

Brilliant blue sky over bare fields with a stag tree on the horizon, some other small trees along a creek, driveway, grass & the side of a red wooden shed in the foreground

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 3h

Can we start over I wasn't ready

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 14h

do you think slow pokes are slow at other things too

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 17h

Potato would never make you cry or betray you. Be more like potato.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 20h

A family can be three pieces of toast

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 20h

If you’ve never taken a day off from work to finish a game quest, you’re adulting better than I am.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20h

My Disney villain sex worker name is Captain Hooker.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20h

Got thrown out of the PTA meeting for ending the pledge of allegiance “with biberty and justice for all.”

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 19h

I get my cardio in by repeatedly pushing the envelope.

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 19h

Since the junk in my trunk is mostly cheese, I will now refer to it as my dairyere

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 19h

me: it's not you specifically i mean it's just that the longer we spend apart the harder it is to return to this charade that demeans us both tuesday (after a long weekend):

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‎ @handle.invalid · 16h

i went to merriam webster page to look up words and they made me verify that i was a human. who else would be looking at a dictionary? you rubes. you backwoods yokels. you absolute tenderfoot greenhorns.

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‎ @handle.invalid · 16h

thinking of possibly getting involved in some sort of flimflam with a proper rapscallion. hopefully i won't be hornswoggled for my chicanery.

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Amanda Janoo @janooforvt.bsky.social · 16h

I hope you'll join us at tomorrow's Town Hall in Brattleboro featuring a special introduction by Congresswoman Becca Balint. Bring your hopes, dreams, questions, frustrations, ideas, and friends! Because the future of Vermont shouldn’t be decided from the top down. We should build it together.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 16h

2006 was 20 years ago but feels like yesterday. 1996 was thirty years ago but feels like ancient history, like we were sitting around the fire watching the Fugees kill us softly on a stone TV with a bird for an antenna

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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 17h

This is how I flirt. (Halloween edition)

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Creepy Smile Gladys

Alt: Creepy Smile Gladys

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 17h

Post a meme made by you

A picture of GusGus from Cinderella where he’s holding all that cheese and he drops a piece. He’s labeled as “me” and off to the right it says “the partial packages of snacks I already have at home” and next to the piece of cheese on the floor it says “something I’m wanting at the grocery store”

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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 17h

There is no such thing as “just a cat.”

Jinx the tabby bobtail cat laying on her side looking lovingly at the camera

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🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇 @arsenalbat.bsky.social · 17h

Post a meme made by you

CJ from GTA: San Andreas on Myst Island with a bottom text reads: "Ah, shit, here we go again."

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 17h

post a meme made by you

meme of lord of the rings with aragorn saying YOU HAVE MY SWORD, legolas saying AND MY BOW and the martian leader in place of gimli saying AND MY ACK ACK ACKS

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 17h

Post a meme made by you

A crab shaped jungle gym and it says welcome to the crungle we've got fun and games

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 17h

Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight.

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 17h

witches do your thing (let me borrow your netflix password)

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‎ @handle.invalid · 17h

i should just move to the bayou and let the leeches heal my ailments

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Alley Cat Allies @alleycatallies.bsky.social · 17h

An eartip on a community cat (the surgical removal of the tip of the left ear) is the universal sign that a cat has been spayed or neutered through a Trap-Neuter-Return (#TNR) program! If you spot cats outdoors without eartips, TNR is often the next best step. Learn more at alleycat.org/FoundACat

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 19h

My social battery dies around the same time my bra starts to annoy me.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19h

I am certain that had I lived 10,000 years ago I would have been eaten by lions while using my dad’s atlatl to scratch my ass

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 19h

[Inventing Halloween] What this holiday needs is a scary vegetable

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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 19h

I just tried to lock my PC screen with my car key fob, so that's how my day is going

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 18h

Can't wait for cool autumn weather and bulky hoodies so I can stop sucking my gut in so hard in public.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 18h

Smokey Bear says that only I can prevent forest fires. That's a heck of a lot of responsibility for a guy who spends most of his day looking for his keys, wallet, or eyeglasses.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 18h

Instead of cat adoption I’m working with a cat infestation.

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Sheldrick Wildlife Trust @sheldricktrust.bsky.social · 18h

Bungalu has mastered the art of holding his milk bottle with his trunk! Kaikai, meanwhile, hasn't quite got the hang of it yet – although we're not entirely convinced she's trying very hard. Why do the heavy lifting yourself when your Keepers are perfectly happy to do it for you?

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The Fiber Farm (Jen) @jjco.bsky.social · 18h

A whole lotta handspun yarn (this is only about half of it)

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The Fiber Farm (Jen) @jjco.bsky.social · 18h

I love the way the Roly Poly creates handspun yarn cakes as it really highlights the color transitions

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Birdie, Barghest Bae @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 18h

Everything is really garbage today. It's exhausting and frustrating. I can't fix it🤷‍♀️. So, here is a picture of Bean in a bin.

My Oldest's room, with a lap desk and sketching materials, and a metal plant pot. In the pot, instead of a plant, is our yellow and white cat, Bean. She's looking down into the pot to hide her face. In this photo, Bean is wearing a collar, which she now refuses to do.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 18h

Vintage ceramic novelty teapot from my collection.

Photo of a very shiny dark brown small teapot in the shape of a cat with one front paw raised up to form the spout.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18h

Just watched the original Take On Me video and I might have gotten a little misty but I also wanted to pay that women’s tab and leave a good tip that waitress was just doing her job

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18h

there’s a special place in hell for people who like to have long phone conversations while at the gym

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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 18h

Our NHS Halloween shirts are back from the grave! Order one soon so you can represent the shelter in style this spooky season! 💀 bit.ly/3lDMrE4

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 18h

oh excuse me you said peerrrrr review no no no your penis looks fine nothing wrong with it forget what I just said about its odd shape

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18h

they should just make a recall that recalled all of this bad stuff for good. a total recall, if you would

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 18h

One day I’ll learn to speak dog, and then it’ll be all over for you bitches.

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Nick of the Vermont Foothills @precursive.bsky.social · 18h

Our little goat herd of does and young bucks returning just in time for dinner from some sort of adventure. Spotted them coming up the driveway from the road. What are they up to 🤔

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Wildlife Nomads @wildlifenomads.bsky.social · 18h

Lions, zebras, grass. Remove one link and everything else shifts. We built a food web game where you trace who eats whom across a rainforest, a kelp forest and a meadow, then remove a species and watch what happens. 46 species, 3 ecosystems. Have a go here! www.wildlifenomads.com/play/food-web/

A Wildlife Nomads Food Web Game preview showing a kelp forest food chain linking the Sun, kelp, a sea urchin, a sea otter and an orca, with tabs for Rainforest, Kelp forest and Meadow.

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