warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises 211607193
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026New from Kalshi: running as fast as you can on the edge of a cliff 21190
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What people complaining about this don’t get is what if it’s a sure thing and you can’t lose this time 1968363
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Don’t know who needs to hear this but you have stage iv cancer 191489
Reposted by warrior copBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!! 152534619
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A guy texting back wowzers in response to a nude 1519816
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Republicans can’t even rhetorically maneuver their way out of dogfucking allegations and there are dems still volunteering to gas trans people 151675305
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Been working with the other neighborhood parents to get voip house phones for the kids and now they all call each other as soon as they get home and go outside to play together. Pretty good 82546
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kash you really fucked the dog on this one 639126
Reposted by warrior copSen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026offering a coupon for free money and being shocked at the redemption rate 213816
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So I’m supposed to tell a patriot, who wants to serve and protect his country by the way, that he cannot due to he’s balls deep in a dog 2267064
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026By the power vested in me I declare an end to the days when you could not become a federal agent if you sucked off a dog 2257741
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 13/09/2026TONIGHT: We read verbatim from a recent industry joint press release. Our investigation takes it at face value as we consider various softball credulous ways it could be true 217430
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s so funny that the only one that got to IPO was grok 419011
Reposted by warrior copCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026soft cell voice once I rangered here now im driving steer this Lonesome Dove im leaving my romance with Clara im grieving take my cows to Montana up north Lonesome Dove (whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh) Lonesome Dove 516834
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don’t feel right about how many people in these 9/11 impact videos are smiling and having a good time right before. What are you smiling about it’s 9/11 man fuck off 0803
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just saw one of those TV sommelier type influencers selling a british detective show as: this is a show that questions whether it’s ok to do something that’s technically wrong, if it’s for a greater good. Yeah that’s every cop show ever made dude 51023
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Can we please normalize delivering eulogies in the voice of your favorite comfort character 9822
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ve done a lot of growing since that, and I’m actually not the same person who did that to you anymore so frankly you got the wrong guy tbh 5963
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The correct answer was apparently: realtor yelling slurs 31524
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Wife: are you playing that stupid looking game again 914412
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Elizabeth Holmes actually invented something cool: a new form of public shaming and embarrassment that I fully support as an alternative punishment to incarceration. I hold her sentence served in full next case. 2872
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Captain’s Log: Despite Guinan’s warning, I feel compelled to head in and get my shit fucked up easily 1924
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me when a video says “Stop scrolling”: oh wow I better pay attention this person has something important to say 101203
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hey man you can’t just annihilate my whole family like that lol 3674
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/09/2026saluting with mouse above forehead: may your thread be derailed with terminology fights 2461
Reposted by warrior copriding hell for leather @drpepsi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sudden interest in vacations in Thailand. 0411
Reposted by warrior copCalmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Stroking a dyed goatee “Probably” 1281
Reposted by warrior copTerrace @terrace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“Just bought the coolest (from when I was 22) jacket on earth” 1271
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 31/08/2026is sleeve tat the most credited post-divorce cry for help 302416
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Just found out my life experiences confer universally valid truths I am ready to dictate 426521
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Every discussion online is the same discussion 835515
