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The Real Kim Shady

@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23h
My temper vs. Who I want to be
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/10/2026
Yes I'm dating with intention... the intention to ruin our lives
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how about this…human sized bank tubes for fast travel anywhere in the world
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s all fun and games till you get on my fucken nerves
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
ⓘ By following this Account via Starter Pack, you waive your right to participate in any class action or collective proceeding related to any disputes arising from this Account
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
be the reason people run and scream
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
notes from exile….
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not looking….
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Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shine on you crazy diamonds
A handsome white mushroom with a crooked cap and perfect gills catches a sunbeam from a burst between the autumn trees
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Fall of Roe Changed Doctors. Now They’re Changing Politics. State-level abortion debates have activated physicians as a political force like never before.
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The Fall of Roe Changed Doctors. Now They’re Changing Politics.
State-level abortion debates have activated physicians as a political force like never before.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Math discoveries while asleep were the start of the theoREM
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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Am I Bsky-ing wrong? No Julies have followed me.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lil otter
Morrow Bay, Ca
Photo by my daughter
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Moose The Misanthrope ®️™️ @fuck-elon-musk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Roasted carrot flavor hummus, minced garlic sunflower seed topping 😋
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m just here for the pigs in blankets. Also my fanny pack is full of chocolate pudding if you want some.
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re telling me this ween is hallow?
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just renewed my lease on not having a life
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How to pretend to be normal woman reading book
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lost another fight with a beehive today.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t argue with morons. Even when you win, you’re kinda losing.
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Living on the edge by running with a pair of scissors in my hand
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s get sexual, babygirl. *eats an entire large pizza on my own
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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How DARE you speak that way to me, a bluesky elder?!?
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m officially old now guys I get the senior discount at the weed shop. and then there’s the inexplicable urge to play steely dan …
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a good day to evolve I say as I morph into a bat and fly out of hell
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Seafoam Pea @seafoampea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*flirting* There’s no late-stage capitalist hell inside me.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t. I’m saving myself for Nathan Fielder
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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh yeah www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2BW...
youtube.com
Steely Dan - Peg (Dance Remix) HD
YouTube video by frank Gremix
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
follow my alt Mildred fierce all the posts are mean haikus
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m officially old now guys I get the senior discount at the weed shop. and then there’s the inexplicable urge to play steely dan …
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The my body is a machine meme template changed to show the text "my body is a machine that turns" then a picture of some weed and then text that reads "into" followed by a crop of a Bluesky post showing it has one repost and 25 likes
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have an excellent memory for things that never happened.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet it feels really good for the pedal to be pushed all the way to the metal. 
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
follow my alt Mildred fierce all the posts are mean haikus
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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
on a highway to hell in a handbasket that i put all my eggs in
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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry I subskeeted your mom
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hope u like jubblies
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
let's throw all the ai enthusiasts into an active volcano so we can move on with our lives
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you like piña coladas go make a batch what do you need an engraved invitation
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you like piña coladas go make a batch what do you need an engraved invitation
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/10/2026
isn't the plural 'balls peen'
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me at home depot “show me your ball peens please”
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your mom's
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not *single,* I'm *between husbands.*
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a surprise to no one, Tennessee botched an execution last night. my question is , what exactly does anyone expect from the state of Tennessee other than incompetence? maybe Mississippi could weigh in
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a surprise to no one, Tennessee botched an execution last night. my question is , what exactly does anyone expect from the state of Tennessee other than incompetence? maybe Mississippi could weigh in
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m really looking forward to this
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You Can See Everything review – Nathan Fielder’s Elizabeth Holmes doc is a modern masterpiece of deceit
No spoilers here – TV’s grand illusionist meets his match when he moves in with Theranos founder and her family
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If it please the court, Your Honor, pls instruct the witness to read the sexts they wrote, out loud for the jury
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