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Ooh, Bananacuda

@bananaclams.bsky.social
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💜👽🍌 I am the stone that the builder refused. A²+B²=C² is a lot of squares for triangle math. Father. Pagan. Witch. Patience. Understanding. Love. Peace.

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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 9h
Now watching - The Monster Squad
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Wolfman's Got Nards! Cartoon
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let's. Fucking. Go.
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Happy Baby Celebrates Friday
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's Spooky Season..
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Spooky Skeletons Dancing for Halloween
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Said it before, saying it again.. forever.. Unfuck the World.
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Positive Energy Activates Constant Elevation
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In PA, the "per se" DUI limit is .08%. my dad thinks it's 1.8%, which is 4.5 times higher than "life threatening conditions, like coma, severe central nervous system depression, and respiratory failure".. I mean, a dead guy can't drive, after all..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good riddance, you piece of shit.
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's okay to call your cat some dumb shit like 'Emperor Mookie Buns'
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I stopped taking this dude seriously when he rolled up bumpin the song from Mannequin by Jefferson fucking Starship at the red light.
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every day I wake up and before I even piss, I check for ONE obituary.. I've been let down every day so far, but tomorrow, if I meet it, offers another shot..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your neighbors have ABSOLUTELY seen you naked as fuck, worshipping Goddesses and howling at the Moon all night but your dad doesn't want them seeing you smoking weed..
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Confused Girl Meme: Huh What
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember folks, they are removing our food from the equation because starving people are easier to herd around and demand compliance from.. meanwhile, Nesta said, 'a hungry mob is an angry mob' and both outlooks are true.. Get angry.. get real fucking angry. Winter is coming..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Blessed Mabon 🙏 Happy Equinox 🙏 May your harvest be abundant 🙏
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
..the exceptional value of insignificance..
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Hypnotoad
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ever had these mini tacos? I copped em at the dollar store and they might actually make a pretty good nacho base..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember gang, nothing is permanent..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi! 👋 I'm Mike and I'm a leftist, socialist scum. I appreciate scientists and artists. I'm historically anti-establishment and very pro human rights. I honor nature and I'm a filthy, heathen of a Pagan.. Thanks for popping by 🙏
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
9pm seems like a great time to make some Indian food.. hope I don't diarrhea the bed 🤞
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
IYKYK..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Check out this little one chilling in the jasmine
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trans-Siberian Orchestra is fucking awesome for people who love prog-metal and eggnog.. 🤔 ..prog-nog.
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have mastered pancakes. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Bunny
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When are they going to blame Obama and Biden for 9/11?
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Know what else has cowbell in it? 👇 youtu.be/W_ykpby0yag?...
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Gimme Some Lovin'
YouTube video by The Spencer Davis Group - Topic
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Let's face it.. @sure-jan.bsky.social @coolpurplebass.bsky.social @bangerrr.bsky.social @lolafaglana.bsky.social @dochoovie.bsky.social ..are going to see this and that's because they are fucking Rockstars! 🙏🤘🤙✌️💜
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DCTRIBE Prayer hands
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me at work be like 👇
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's all just blackmailed people blackmailing people who blackmail people..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gahtdammn!!.. 😮‍💨 the glass hits 😮‍💨 a lot harder 😮‍💨 when 😮‍💨 it's not clogged 😮‍💨 🥦🔥💨
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Salsa's dramatic coughing and laughing
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh okay, if my cat just flops down on the ground it's adorable, but when I do it they call security..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll wear white any day I please, thank you very much.
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Scranton calling..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Covers that are better than the original.. imo, inpo.. All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix Guns of Brixton - Jimmy Cliff Blue Monday - Orgy I Fought the Law - Green Day Killing Me Softly - The Fugees Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinéad O'Connor The Man Who Sold the World - Nirvana
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Solomon Grundy was married on a Wednesday, which coincidentally is a day "full of woe".. Soo.. marriage = woe
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Solomon Grundy Dc
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Be the brightest shade of weird you want to portray yourself as today 🤙
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey traveler! Happy Monday!
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Frankie Shaw: Give Them Bastards Hell
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If I had a dog, I'd name it Sam and let it eat purple flowers.. About 20 years later, long after Sam leaves me, and still grieving, I'd speak of how Sam and me traveled about, while tap dancing in the dry-out tank in some precinct in New Orleans..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I can play part of 'Heart of Gold' by Neil Young on the harmonica my dad got me so that's pretty rad!
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
youtu.be/P1JawSJJggE?...
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Chumbawamba - We Don't Go to God's House Anymore
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I never really "got into" cocaine, per se.. I just really enjoyed how it smelled..
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Alice in Wonderland Shook by Sugar
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me literally any time anyone mentions anything currently going on in this stupid, Goddesses forsaken, hell-scape timeline..
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Man Pukes Violently
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Saw a squirrel on my fence and it had an entire ramen noodle dried noodle block in it's mouth and frankly, I didn't mind at all
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Iconic. Legendary. Humanitarian. Philanthropist. 🕯️🕯️🕯️ Thank you, Dolly. May you be guided with safety, protection, and abundance. Rest in Power, Queen 🙏💜
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm often reminded that it's alllllllll going to be just fine. Don't believe me? When you're dead and gone, life will continue to go on without you, without your permission. On a much larger scale, new stars will die and be born.. and they will be as oblivious to you as you are of them..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There's been a murder, and both Lt. Columbo and Mr. Monk are being framed for it. They have to work together, despite their very obvious differences, to bring the real killer, Jessica Fletcher to justice before they just become ink in her next chapters.. jusayin..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@bangerrr.bsky.social Season 18 of IASIP is on hulu.. 2 episodes so far..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The prosthetic company ceo was charged with international arms dealing..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Found out today that in an effort to under-complicate and simplify things, that I actually over-complicate everything all the time by making it so simple to understand without any doubt, it becomes a goddamn conundrum..
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just smoked a joint and this is me now
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Toasted Im's Steaming Kitchen Fail
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There's something about the second ice cream sandwich that just slaps harder than the first one
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Reporting live from the Coalmine.. I'm Top Banana with tonight's weather.. We have down pissing rain and thunder rumblies and lightning afoot. It's fucking glorious..
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Elmo Reacts to Thunder
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