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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 2h

Sex so good you have to change your neighbors sheets

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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 6h

I had a dream that I massaged your eyebrows. Please respond.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 8h

My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone. My wife: But then it won't be in your voice. Me: I can train a model. My wife: All my friends were right. You suck ass

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 7h

Anyone else have fawn memories of baby deers?

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 10h

There’s no moment more powerful than walking into the kitchen at 2am, eating shredded cheese by hand, and disappearing again like a haunted raccoon.

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 2h

I bet it feels really good for the ice cube tray when you twist it like that.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 6h

WIFE: This band isn't as good as you led me to believe. ME: You have to imagine them as dragons, Sharon.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 4h

Hey Universe, quick question. What the fuck?

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 4h

inheritance should be capped at a certain value. anything you have beyond that amount can fly out of your body and scatter on the ground when you die.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4h

a totally irreverent comedy troupe called super silly us

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 2h

Where do you see yourself in one hot minute

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 4h

Toes so long, I’m considered the best under table flirt this side of the Mississippi

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 5h

*brings pizza to knife fight *all are cauliflower crust *stabbed more than necessary

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 5h

i’ll biberty your liberty iykwim

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2h

fugue state and chill

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 5h

The water ran over the sand, one wave covering another, like the knitting of threads, like the begetting of revenges, betrayals, memories, regrets.

A beach at sunset. A clear blue evening sky mixing with orange and red meets the horizon where shadows of the sea comes to the shore in the foreground which is sandy and wet from the tide going out. A hilly silhouette of woodland is to the left of the shot. A tiny crescent moon watches over it all.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 6h

getting my kicks at home because gas is too expensive to be driving the 2,448 miles of route 66

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 7h

good good good, if it isn’t improper english

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h

A vacuum seal is just a seal trained to do housework.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 7h

My boss: What are you smiling about? Me: I have panties on under my Carhartts.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 7h

Our algorithms have synced. You’re mine now. *steeples fingers

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 7h

*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 7h

WIFE: We want to renew our vows. ME: *hands priest paper* WIFE: We wrote them ourselves. PRIEST: *pointing* What’s this word? WIFE: “Combatant.”

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 8h

“I’ve just usually heard from you by now and I was getting worried,” is a love language.

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 07/10/2026

i just ate three thick sliced pieces of bacon that had pepper around the edges. and i rolled the perfect pink joint. today fucking rules.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Living my life as a woman to own the libs.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

DON'T TWIST EVERY INNOCUOUS POST INTO A POLITICAL STATEMENT CHALLENGE

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 9h

Me and my bestie running from a serial killer but getting caught because we’re laughing at the way he runs

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 10h

I’m putting $50 down on Kalshi that today kicks me in the nuts anybody want in on this sure thing

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 8h

I'm at the age where the scariest part of hellraiser is the white mini blinds in the background

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 8h

old man yells at shitpost

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 9h

it's called planting a garden maybe you've hoed of it

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 9h

They're called wisdom teeth because they have incisor information ...and send

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i had sex with occam and woke up with schrödinger in my box

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 10h

“let’s just wait & keep an eye on it. im not concerned” - dr. doolittle {annnnnnnnd *SEND* 🩻}

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ceej @ceej.online · 17h

waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 9h

GEE, THERE SURE ARE A NUMBER OF BLUESKY ROMANCES THAT I AM NOT A PART OF.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10h

Downy woodpeckers will always let you know where the rot in your trim is

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 10h

Sending you a song I think you’ll love is a sign of great respect in my culture

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10h

Perfect day to go to the bogs and enjoy the sublime colors of the cranberry harvest. Wave if you see me. I’ll be there sunning my perineum.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 10h

The hardest part of cooking chicken is finding the sweet spot between salmonella and Pharaoh's nutsack.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11h

that game of thrones sword chair only it’s all rib bones

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10h

Having a psychotic break, but whimsically.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 19h

I don't want to create content I want to be a cat napping in a patch of sunlight

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 20h

I've tried to move on but I often think how different my life would be if I hadn't gotten a horrific case of the flu and missed my chance to audition for Squiggy on Laverne and Shirley.

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