Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 15hI’m very much the spirit of a dog in the way I tilt my head & look confused when I don’t understand what the fuck it is that I’m hearing 14619
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 13/01/2025Be the counterfeit moon rock dealer you want to see in the world. 22816
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain 59850
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026feeding my shellfish daughter 0113
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I simply couldn't, so I did not. 814561
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem 013559
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone asked me how my husband can stand me and I told them that I could run that man over with the car he’s paying for and he will text he misses me from the emergency room 2194
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Flared leg cargo shorts. 65721
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I blame The Police for flock cameras 84212
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate. 21551176
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sometimes I wish you were real. 04927
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you talk to me before coffee, you can expect to wear it shortly 0183
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Waking up to a Velma situation: can’t find my glasses because I need my glasses to see my glasses. They have been located (fell off the bedside table) but Monday is clearly coming in with hands. 2252
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wanna get dressed in black tonight and run around in the dark until the cops stop us and ask questions and we laugh and laugh while they don't. 129836
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 28/09/2026Health tip: The more pie you eat, the larger your circumference. 2254
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Melting down so casually that you only notice when I melt right through the floor and contaminate the ground water. 076
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Remember, if you ever buy a Zen raffle ticket, you have to be in the present moment to win. 04326
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I spent all day in a ceramic studio trying to make a coffee mug but I couldn't get a handle on it. 56023
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People act like I was raised by wolves. My parents just worked long hours. As wolves. 062
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your ley line or mine? 0199
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For the love of god…never just “stop by”. 15426
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026*At work, pulls two dryer sheets out of my uniform pants leg* Adds magician to resumè 19936
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm white but not knows how to play Bridge white 44325
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wish someone would give ME a cookie when I poop on someone’s lawn 1411539
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*Bedazzling my weed vape* 27032
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can’t be the only person who feels like I’m being held hostage when I answer a phone call 817665
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Join the Month of the Month Club™ for only $8 a month! 67027
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You’ll get one goodbye from me – no more, no less. I’m not a goodbye machine 1915352
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone called me histrionic and I told them honey, I’m from the South. We’re all histrionic down here 12713
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2025If you’re tired of me here imagine me texting you all day 1215171
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bro, are your hatches even battened down? There’s a wicked nor’easter coming, bro. 092
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm going to hell. 🤣 1462061267
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm not scared I'm just no thank you 1174
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Linette @linette90.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Aurore boréale les îles Lofoten Norvège 💚 #Photography 09114
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I have assigned you all very specific voices and dialects 58032
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Getting pulled over: So you’re the police huh? Name their songs Cop: get out 24012
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 25/09/2026They say that 40 is the new 30! Try telling that to a speed camera! 0133
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Tony @elgecko.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Laying dramatically on a bed of moss would fix me. 33516
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 24/09/2026TV ads for online gambling sites should be permanently banned. 35277541169
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I like my monsters on the periphery 084
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have a type and it’s women who are smarter than me but that really doesn’t narrow things down at all. 616443
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Friends with benefits? Slow down there speed demon. I'm a misanthropic recluse. I don't have any friends. 093
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Keep making bad choices, nobody cares anymore. 29133
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026whoa gimme the skeets boys and feed my scroll, I wanna dogpile on a fuckin troll and diss away 2339
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Things I Bring To The Fucking Table: Elite taste of music Resting bitch face with absolute bitch material A long documented history of knowing better but doing it anyways Great tits 2123
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The problem is we think waiting at a stoplight for a minute is the end of the world. 33615
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i can no longer host parties in my pants, the neighbors always call the cops 610534
Reposted by SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026even McDonald’s doesn’t need snipers for their arches and theirs are golden 04116
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When you’re having a bad day, it’s haters praying for your downfall so… Rebuke that shit in the name of sweet baby Jesus and get it together bitch 0179