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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈

@lorazekim.bsky.social
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Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, GenX, seesaw champion, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, Georgia 🍑 Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer Some shit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sd…

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 15h
I’m very much the spirit of a dog in the way I tilt my head & look confused when I don’t understand what the fuck it is that I’m hearing
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 13/01/2025
Be the counterfeit moon rock dealer you want to see in the world.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026
feeding my shellfish daughter
me hand feeding a sulcata tortoise a pellet. she is large and in charge. 6 years old! should be starting the first grade but instead she's being a mooch smh
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I simply couldn't, so I did not.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone asked me how my husband can stand me and I told them that I could run that man over with the car he’s paying for and he will text he misses me from the emergency room
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flared leg cargo shorts.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I blame The Police for flock cameras
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes I wish you were real.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you talk to me before coffee, you can expect to wear it shortly
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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Waking up to a Velma situation: can’t find my glasses because I need my glasses to see my glasses. They have been located (fell off the bedside table) but Monday is clearly coming in with hands.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wanna get dressed in black tonight and run around in the dark until the cops stop us and ask questions and we laugh and laugh while they don't.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 28/09/2026
Health tip: The more pie you eat, the larger your circumference.
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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Melting down so casually that you only notice when I melt right through the floor and contaminate the ground water.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember, if you ever buy a Zen raffle ticket, you have to be in the present moment to win.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I spent all day in a ceramic studio trying to make a coffee mug but I couldn't get a handle on it.
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People act like I was raised by wolves. My parents just worked long hours. As wolves.
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your ley line or mine?
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For the love of god…never just “stop by”.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*At work, pulls two dryer sheets out of my uniform pants leg* Adds magician to resumè
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm white but not knows how to play Bridge white
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish someone would give ME a cookie when I poop on someone’s lawn
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*Bedazzling my weed vape*
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can’t be the only person who feels like I’m being held hostage when I answer a phone call
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Join the Month of the Month Club™ for only $8 a month!
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’ll get one goodbye from me – no more, no less. I’m not a goodbye machine
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone called me histrionic and I told them honey, I’m from the South. We’re all histrionic down here
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If you’re tired of me here imagine me texting you all day
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bro, are your hatches even battened down? There’s a wicked nor’easter coming, bro.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm going to hell. 🤣
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not scared I'm just no thank you
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Linette @linette90.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aurore boréale les îles Lofoten Norvège 💚 #Photography
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I have assigned you all very specific voices and dialects
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting pulled over: So you’re the police huh? Name their songs Cop: get out
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 25/09/2026
They say that 40 is the new 30! Try telling that to a speed camera!
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Tony @elgecko.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Laying dramatically on a bed of moss would fix me.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 24/09/2026
TV ads for online gambling sites should be permanently banned.
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like my monsters on the periphery
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a type and it’s women who are smarter than me but that really doesn’t narrow things down at all.
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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friends with benefits? Slow down there speed demon. I'm a misanthropic recluse. I don't have any friends.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Keep making bad choices, nobody cares anymore.
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Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
whoa gimme the skeets boys and feed my scroll, I wanna dogpile on a fuckin troll and diss away
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Things I Bring To The Fucking Table: Elite taste of music Resting bitch face with absolute bitch material A long documented history of knowing better but doing it anyways Great tits
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The problem is we think waiting at a stoplight for a minute is the end of the world.
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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i can no longer host parties in my pants, the neighbors always call the cops
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
even McDonald’s doesn’t need snipers for their arches and theirs are golden
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you’re having a bad day, it’s haters praying for your downfall so… Rebuke that shit in the name of sweet baby Jesus and get it together bitch
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